Thursday, September 17, 2015

Jeb Admits He Smoked Marihoochie During Debate




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Fox Host: Jeb Bush Is A "Beta Male" Compared To Trump
ANDREA TANTAROS: Alright, so was it a good night for Jeb, exclamation point? I mean, I think the first clip that we played, Jonah, I don't know, that was awkward, when you ask someone to apologize and Donald Trump didn't. That made him look really weak. And then the second one, the rambling about the Bush advisers and how many people. I mean I wondered if he was still hitting the Mary Jane.



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Jeb Bush revealed he smoked pot in high school, but did not disclose what drug his brother was on when he invaded Iraq.- Andy Borowitz









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They're at the library of a man who armed both Saddam and the ayatollah. Irony just hanged itself in a cheap hotel.  #GOPDebate - John Fugelsang










Great Job AP!
 More than 2,000 fishermen have been rescued this year from brutal conditions at sea, liberated as a result of an Associated Press investigation into seafood brought to the U.S. from a slave island in eastern Indonesia.





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I enjoyed Fiorina's smackdown of Trump as much as anyone. But let's be honest: when the biggest moment of a debate is one candidate rebuking another for making fun of her face, we are not exactly in Lincoln-Douglas territory.- Andy Borowitz




The World Is Ending: 10 GOP Congressmen Believe In Climate Change!
Nearly a dozen Republican members of Congress will break ranks with leaders of their party on Thursday, and call for action against climate change.
















A conservative super PAC just announced yesterday that they plan to spend $1 million on campaign ads attacking Donald Trump. Trump was like, “Make it $2 million and I'll STAR in them!"- Jimmy Fallon









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When I took office, 800,000 Americans lost their jobs each month. Our businesses have now added 13.1 million jobs over 66 straight months. - President Obama









Latino Republicans. Yes, They Do Exist.
Bob Cortes, a Republican legislator in Florida, fears he is losing the Hispanic vote that helped get him elected. The culprits: Republican presidential candidates such as Donald Trump who are railing against immigration.
The upcoming visit by the most socially progressive pope in generations threatens to alienate them even more, driving a further wedge between Cortes’ party and the Hispanic voters it needs to win back in order to retake the White House.





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U.S. Appeals Court: Rosaries To Stay In Ovaries
 A U.S. appeals court has ruled that President Barack Obama's healthcare law violates the rights of religiously affiliated employers by forcing them to help provide contraceptive coverage even though they do not have to pay for it.










Given a choice, I'm pretty sure most Americans would prefer to shut down the Republican Party over Planned Parenthood.- LOLGOP




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In China, people are selling their kidney to buy an iPhone 6. What's going to happen when the iPhone 7 comes out?- Conan O'Brien




Boehner Declares Martial Law To Stop Government Shutdown
The House voted Thursday to give GOP leaders flexibility next week in fast-tracking a spending bill to avoid a government shutdown.
Democrats protested over the move, known as martial law, which allows the House to consider a rule that establishes procedural guidelines for debating legislation on the same day it is produced by the House Committee on Rules.









"Real country music, not what they call country today, which is basically a bad rock band with a fiddle."- Tom Petty.







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Elephant Foot Glacier, Greenland.

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Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Mike Huckabee thinks Syrian refugees aren’t fleeing ‘tyranny’ — they’re just looking for ‘cable TV’




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Mike Huckabee thinks Syrian refugees aren’t fleeing ‘tyranny’ — they’re just looking for ‘cable TV
Mike Huckabee thinks it’s “judicial tyranny” to order a county clerk to follow a court ruling that extends marriage equality rights to same-sex couples, but he’s not sure Syrians are fleeing the brutal “tyranny” of Islamic State militants.




The remaining candidates are gearing up for the second Republican debate, which will take place this Wednesday on CNN. It starts at 8 p.m. and ends when Donald Trump runs out of air.- Jimmy Fallon








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If Trump were running Jade Helm 15, America would have conquered America and given it back to America.- LOLGOP









Texas Messing With Muslim Teen
Ahmed Mohamed was wearing a NASA T-shirt when he was placed in handcuffs and led out of his high school.
The 14-year-old had brought a homemade digital clock to MacArthur High School in the Dallas suburb of Irving, Texas.
Now, the teenager, who described his hobbies as "inventing stuff" is suspended and may be charged with making a hoax bomb










Trump's foreign policy is to act really scared of foreigners.- LOLGOP




Hungary Unwelcomes Refugees
Hungarian police fired tear gas and water cannon on Wednesday at several hundred migrants protesting at being unable to cross the border from Serbia, AFP reporters said.









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Tonight's #GOPDebate features religious conservatives trying to control America warning us about the religious conservatives controlling Iran.- John Fugelsang











Alienate Women, Check. Alienate Immigrants, Check. Alienate Unions, Check.
US presidential candidate Scott Walker said if he is elected next year he will seek to eliminate federal government unions and the agency that investigates labor disputes, as well as helping states let public employees opt out of union membership.






This weekend was the annual National Federation of Republican Women Convention. Or as Donald Trump called it, a total dog show. He would do that and his approval rating would go up 15 points.- Conan O'Brien















If 99% of us voted, it wouldn't matter what the 1% wanted.- LOLGOP








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Texas is criminalizing clocks so they can roll them back to 1953. - Tina Dupuy











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"One of President Obama's problems is that he is out of touch with reality," GOP chief Reince Preibus said. "Donald Trump spent fourteen seasons hosting a reality show."- Andy Borowitz




Marine Life Has Dropped By Half
Populations of marine mammals, birds, reptiles and fish have dropped by about half in the past four decades, with fish critical to human food suffering some of the greatest declines, WWF warned Wednesday.









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Facebook adds a "Dislike" button.  Because what the internet really needs is more negativity.- John Fugelsang









Fighter Jet Maintenance Costs
The U.S. Air Force will likely have to spend billions of dollars in coming years to keep its fleet of Boeing Co F-15 fighter jets flying longer, and upgrade their capabilities, a top general said Tuesday.







If you really care about 'saving marriage' then stop fighting gay weddings and start fighting straight divorce. - John Fugelsang







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Koh Samui, Thailand. Oh, yeah, I could do that.

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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Hundreds of Latinos protest at Trump rally, clash with supporters




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Hundreds of Latinos protest at Trump rally, clash with supporters
 A downtown Dallas rally by presidential hopeful Donald Trump produced some of the sharpest scenes of conflict yet in his campaign as hundreds gathered to protest his positions on immigration and confronted supporters as they left the event.



With all the talk about the presidential race, it's easy to forget that we're still 14 months from Election Day. Which means we're just nine years away from the end of the Trump presidency.- Stephen Colbert








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Hillary Clinton vowed to take military action if Iran moves toward creating nuclear weapons, or if she loses to Bernie Sanders. "Fire up the drones!"- Jimmy Fallon






North Korea Threatens To Nuke USA
North Korea announced on Tuesday it had restarted its Yongbyon nuclear reactor and was ready to use nuclear weapons "any time" against the U.S., according to a state news report.
"If the U.S. and other hostile forces persistently seek their reckless hostile policy towards the [Democratic People's Republic of Korea] and behave mischievously, the DPRK is fully ready to cope with them with nuclear weapons any time," the director of the North Korean Atomic Energy Institute said, CNN reported.  










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Billionaires Gone Wild!
Mark Cuban says that if he were running for president in 2016 he could beat fellow billionaire TV personality Donald Trump, the GOP presidential front-runner.

"I get asked every day. It's a fun idea to toss around," Cuban said when asked in an email exchange with CNBC published Monday about whether he would ever run for president.









When Arnold takes over Celebrity Apprentice I hope he replaces 'You're fired' with 'You won't be back.'- John Fugelsang









Another Government Shutdown? Probably.
The plan hatched by the GOP leadership in Congress to appease abortion hardliners and avoid a government shutdown over Planned Parenthood funding shows little sign of working so far.








I bet Jeb! can get his poll numbers up if he just works longer hours.- Tina Dupuy




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Happy National Hispanic American Heritage Month or, as the GOP frontrunner calls it, National Criminals and Rapists Month.- LOLGOP




Whaaat?  Christian Counseling Ordered By The Court
An Albuquerque, New Mexico mother was ordered by a judge to attend sessions with a Christian counselor or face contempt of court charges and lose custody of her children. However, when the counselor’s practices were put under scrutiny, several serious problems became apparent.









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Trump + CNN = If the missing plane caught Ebola - LOLGOP




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"We must close union offices, confiscate their money...reduce workers' salaries & take away their right to strike." - A. Hitler, 1933- John Fugelsang




Christie Blows $136 Mil Privatizing Lottery
Two years after New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie privatized much of the state's lottery operations, a big payoff remains out of sight.

Higher costs associated with the private company that Christie hired, Northstar New Jersey, have cut the state's income for the second straight year, creating a $136 million shortfall in the state's 2015 budget...








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