Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Mike Huckabee thinks Syrian refugees aren’t fleeing ‘tyranny’ — they’re just looking for ‘cable TV’




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Mike Huckabee thinks Syrian refugees aren’t fleeing ‘tyranny’ — they’re just looking for ‘cable TV
Mike Huckabee thinks it’s “judicial tyranny” to order a county clerk to follow a court ruling that extends marriage equality rights to same-sex couples, but he’s not sure Syrians are fleeing the brutal “tyranny” of Islamic State militants.




The remaining candidates are gearing up for the second Republican debate, which will take place this Wednesday on CNN. It starts at 8 p.m. and ends when Donald Trump runs out of air.- Jimmy Fallon








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If Trump were running Jade Helm 15, America would have conquered America and given it back to America.- LOLGOP









Texas Messing With Muslim Teen
Ahmed Mohamed was wearing a NASA T-shirt when he was placed in handcuffs and led out of his high school.
The 14-year-old had brought a homemade digital clock to MacArthur High School in the Dallas suburb of Irving, Texas.
Now, the teenager, who described his hobbies as "inventing stuff" is suspended and may be charged with making a hoax bomb










Trump's foreign policy is to act really scared of foreigners.- LOLGOP




Hungary Unwelcomes Refugees
Hungarian police fired tear gas and water cannon on Wednesday at several hundred migrants protesting at being unable to cross the border from Serbia, AFP reporters said.









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Tonight's #GOPDebate features religious conservatives trying to control America warning us about the religious conservatives controlling Iran.- John Fugelsang











Alienate Women, Check. Alienate Immigrants, Check. Alienate Unions, Check.
US presidential candidate Scott Walker said if he is elected next year he will seek to eliminate federal government unions and the agency that investigates labor disputes, as well as helping states let public employees opt out of union membership.






This weekend was the annual National Federation of Republican Women Convention. Or as Donald Trump called it, a total dog show. He would do that and his approval rating would go up 15 points.- Conan O'Brien















If 99% of us voted, it wouldn't matter what the 1% wanted.- LOLGOP








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Texas is criminalizing clocks so they can roll them back to 1953. - Tina Dupuy











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"One of President Obama's problems is that he is out of touch with reality," GOP chief Reince Preibus said. "Donald Trump spent fourteen seasons hosting a reality show."- Andy Borowitz




Marine Life Has Dropped By Half
Populations of marine mammals, birds, reptiles and fish have dropped by about half in the past four decades, with fish critical to human food suffering some of the greatest declines, WWF warned Wednesday.









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Facebook adds a "Dislike" button.  Because what the internet really needs is more negativity.- John Fugelsang









Fighter Jet Maintenance Costs
The U.S. Air Force will likely have to spend billions of dollars in coming years to keep its fleet of Boeing Co F-15 fighter jets flying longer, and upgrade their capabilities, a top general said Tuesday.







If you really care about 'saving marriage' then stop fighting gay weddings and start fighting straight divorce. - John Fugelsang







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Koh Samui, Thailand. Oh, yeah, I could do that.

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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Hundreds of Latinos protest at Trump rally, clash with supporters




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Hundreds of Latinos protest at Trump rally, clash with supporters
 A downtown Dallas rally by presidential hopeful Donald Trump produced some of the sharpest scenes of conflict yet in his campaign as hundreds gathered to protest his positions on immigration and confronted supporters as they left the event.



With all the talk about the presidential race, it's easy to forget that we're still 14 months from Election Day. Which means we're just nine years away from the end of the Trump presidency.- Stephen Colbert








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Hillary Clinton vowed to take military action if Iran moves toward creating nuclear weapons, or if she loses to Bernie Sanders. "Fire up the drones!"- Jimmy Fallon






North Korea Threatens To Nuke USA
North Korea announced on Tuesday it had restarted its Yongbyon nuclear reactor and was ready to use nuclear weapons "any time" against the U.S., according to a state news report.
"If the U.S. and other hostile forces persistently seek their reckless hostile policy towards the [Democratic People's Republic of Korea] and behave mischievously, the DPRK is fully ready to cope with them with nuclear weapons any time," the director of the North Korean Atomic Energy Institute said, CNN reported.  










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Billionaires Gone Wild!
Mark Cuban says that if he were running for president in 2016 he could beat fellow billionaire TV personality Donald Trump, the GOP presidential front-runner.

"I get asked every day. It's a fun idea to toss around," Cuban said when asked in an email exchange with CNBC published Monday about whether he would ever run for president.









When Arnold takes over Celebrity Apprentice I hope he replaces 'You're fired' with 'You won't be back.'- John Fugelsang









Another Government Shutdown? Probably.
The plan hatched by the GOP leadership in Congress to appease abortion hardliners and avoid a government shutdown over Planned Parenthood funding shows little sign of working so far.








I bet Jeb! can get his poll numbers up if he just works longer hours.- Tina Dupuy




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Happy National Hispanic American Heritage Month or, as the GOP frontrunner calls it, National Criminals and Rapists Month.- LOLGOP




Whaaat?  Christian Counseling Ordered By The Court
An Albuquerque, New Mexico mother was ordered by a judge to attend sessions with a Christian counselor or face contempt of court charges and lose custody of her children. However, when the counselor’s practices were put under scrutiny, several serious problems became apparent.









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Trump + CNN = If the missing plane caught Ebola - LOLGOP




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"We must close union offices, confiscate their money...reduce workers' salaries & take away their right to strike." - A. Hitler, 1933- John Fugelsang




Christie Blows $136 Mil Privatizing Lottery
Two years after New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie privatized much of the state's lottery operations, a big payoff remains out of sight.

Higher costs associated with the private company that Christie hired, Northstar New Jersey, have cut the state's income for the second straight year, creating a $136 million shortfall in the state's 2015 budget...








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Monday, September 14, 2015

Arnold Schwarzenegger hired for Donald Trump’s old ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ job




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Arnold Schwarzenegger hired for Donald Trump’s old ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ job
Arnold Schwarzenegger is muscling into the Donald’s job.
NBC announced that the 68-year-old action star and former governor of California will star in “Celebrity Apprentice” next season, replacing long time Donald Trump.




Arnold Schwarzenegger as new host of 'Celebrity Apprentice' proves Trump was wrong about which particular immigrants are taking our jobs. - John Fugelsang








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After Donald Trump attacked him on several issues yesterday, second-place GOP candidate Dr. Ben Carson told reporters he “didn’t want to get into a gladiator fight” with Trump. Especially since Trump comes with his own helmet.- Seth Myers








Republican Think: The Poors Cause All Our Problems!
Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell argued recently that the nation’s economic recovery was being stunted by people who were “doing too good with food stamps, Social Security and all the rest.”







Summer 2015 began w/one crazy white woman who thinks she's black & ended w/another who thinks she's Christian. - John Fugelsang









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Trump to his GOP opponents: I have trophy wives richer than you. - LOLGOP




Don't Touch The Hair!
Watching voters touch The Donald’s hair during a campaign stop last week brought back memories for a film industry worker who had a very different experience with Trump on the set of “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.”
They made everyone sign this contract that you couldn’t touch his hair,” laughs our insider, who worked with Trump on a scene that didn’t make the final cut. “The two hairdressers and the production team had to sign this contract.











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43% of Republicans believe President Obama is a Muslim -- about the same percentage who believe Donald Trump's favorite book in the Bible.- LOLGOP










Science Deniers Will Be Forced To Buy More Air Conditioners. Will Blame Obama.
Man-made global warming is set to produce exceptionally high average temperatures this year and next, boosted by natural weather phenomena such as El Nino, Britain’s top climate and weather body said in a report Monday.
“It looks very likely that globally 2014, 2015 and 2016 will all be amongst the very warmest years ever recorded,” Rowan Sutton of the National Centre for Atmospheric Science, which contributed to the report, told journalists.











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Republicans just want you to respect their religious beliefs like the world should be hotter and Miami will look cool underwater.- LOLGOP








Yes, Ms. Clinton is clearly qualified for the office, but to be elected, that isn't enough. You have to appear genuine. If only there was some way we could get a glimpse into the private side of Hillary Clinton -- I don't know, read her emails or something?- Stephen Colbert




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Another Shooting
A geography and social science instructor at Mississippi’s Delta State University was named a “person of interest” in the fatal campus shooting of a history professor on Monday, police said.









In a new CNN poll released this morning, Donald Trump is still on top, 32 percent among Republican voters, far ahead of his nearest rival. There's a reason Donald Trump is on top of the CNN poll and that is because he's constantly on CNN. If CNN and Fox and MSNBC and everyone ran nonstop coverage of Honey Nut Cheerios we would have a box of cereal running the country.- Jimmy Kimmel









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President Obama awarded a National Medal of Arts to author Stephen King. You know, because if there’s anyone who can relate to the story of a guy trapped in a mansion that’s driving him insane, it’s Obama.- Jimmy Fallon









GOP: Impeachment One Way Or Another!!
 A Republican lawmaker says the head of the Environmental Protection Agency should be impeached.
Arizona Rep. Paul Gosar accuses EPA administrator Gina McCarthy of lying to Congress about an agency rule to protect small streams, tributaries and wetlands.




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In 10 years I'm opening up a tattoo removal parlor called 'Mom, What's That?'- John Fugelsang









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Sky Diving The Famous Great Blue Hole In Belize. I am not in that 8 man star.

Peace.