Wednesday, September 9, 2015

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Trump, Cruz, Palin hold anti-Iran deal rally in DC
 Republican presidential rivals and friends-for-now Donald Trump and Ted Cruz on Wednesday savaged the proposed nuclear agreement with Iran, calling it an incompetently negotiated deal that will cost “countless” American and Israeli lives and should be discarded by the next president.




I believe we have an obligation to pursue diplomatic solutions before resorting to military engagement. #IranDeal . - Bernie Sanders









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The Bush administration’s secretary of state, Colin Powell, has come out in support of the Iran nuclear deal, and is calling the agreement “remarkable” — while George W. Bush is calling the deal "nucular."- Seth Myers










This Is What China Thinks Happened In The Middle East
BEIJING, Sept. 9 (Xinhua) -- The West should regard the ongoing refugee crisis as a costly and painful lesson of its hegemonistic foreign policies and interventionism in the Middle East that have not only brought wars and chaos to the region, but also boomeranged.



I voted against the war in Iraq.  Sadly, much of what I feared in fact did happen. I do not want to see it happen again. #IranDeal - Bernie Sanders








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If you don't feel comfortable signing a license to let gay people get married, that's all right. Just quit. This was a Supreme Court decision. You're a government worker. This is like refusing to issue drivers licenses because you're Amish.- Jimmy Kimmel









Yep, The Republican Answer To Everything Is To Shutdown The Government
Congressional Republicans showed no signs on Wednesday of having a clear plan for averting a U.S. government shutdown in three weeks over funding for Planned Parenthood, though senior party leaders have made clear they want to avoid that scenario.




Republicans considering a government shutdown to solve the problem of the government being open.- LOLGOP














Mike Huckabee and Kim Davis prove it's easier to loudly worship Jesus than to follow his inconvenient teachings.- John Fugelsang









Obama Does A Two Step Exposing Cheney
The two-and-a-half-minute video titled "Former Vice President Dick Cheney: Wrong Then, Wrong Now" -- which was featured prominently on the White House homepage Tuesday -- spares no punches.




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Republicans have to imagine disaster fan fiction to motivate their base. Democrats just describe what actually happened before 2008.- LOLGOP




Bernie Wants To Fix Our Broken Prison System!
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) says he's introducing a criminal justice reform bill this week, calling the current system "broken."
"My legislation will eliminate federal, state and local contracts for privately run prisons within 2 years. It will reinstate the federal parole system. It will increase oversight and eliminate the overcharging of prisoners by private companies for banking and other services," Sanders, who is running for the Democratic presidential nomination, said in a statement on Tuesday.





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A new report found that the U.S. economy created 173,000 jobs last month. The most common job created this summer was a teacher. The second most common? Republican presidential candidate.- Jimmy Fallon




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Time Warner will offer a channel completely dedicated to the Pope’s upcoming visit to the U.S. Which is fitting, when you figure Time Warner customers are the only ones who say “Jesus Christ” as much as the Pope.- Jimmy Fallon




For The iPhone Lovers Out There...
Apple CEO Tim Cook unveiled the latest iPhone Wednesday that aims to keep the sales boom generated by the original iPhone 6 and 6 Plus going.








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Full moon rising over Mount Hood,Oregon.

Peace.

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Trump: I Never Went To Vietnam, But 'I Felt That I Was In The Military'




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Trump: I Never Went To Vietnam, But 'I Felt That I Was In The Military'
Donald Trump believes that because he attended a military high school, he has an understanding of what it is like to be in the military, despite deferring the Vietnam War draft for medical reasons.



Fact checking Dick Cheney's Iran speech: Nope. None.- LOLGOP










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Republicans vow to wage war on God's creation until humanity's either dead or Raptured. - The Daily Edge








Kim Davis Is Free Again! Praise The Lord And Pass The Popcorn!
The attorney for Kim Davis, the Kentucky clerk who was jailed last week for refusing to grant marriage licenses to same-sex couples, has been ordered released, her attorney, Roger Gannam, told Yahoo News.




BREAKING: Kim Davis free from jail, says she plans to “get married a few more times before returning to job denying gays marriage licenses.”- Tea Party Cat









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When Huckabee is president everyone can break any laws they feel like except the federal troops stopping women from having abortions.- Tina Dupuy













Jeb Jabs Rivals In New Ad
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush is targeting Donald Trump and other rivals for the GOP nomination in his first television ad of the presidential campaign.










Donald Trump has finally signed the Republican pledge saying that he will not run as a third party candidate if he doesn't win the Republican nomination. He signed it Jeb Bush.- Jimmy Fallon











Again, The GOP Is Trying To Defund Planned Parenthood
Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-N.C.) introduced a bill Tuesday that would cut off a key source of Planned Parenthood’s federal dollars, setting up a new opportunity for House GOP leaders to call a vote on defunding the group.








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No Apologies From Hillary
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) — Hillary Rodham Clinton said Monday she does not need to apologize for using a private email account and server while at the State Department because "what I did was allowed."



Being the first female presidential frontrunner in American history is so easy that everyone in the media knows how to do it better.- LOLGOP











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BREAKING: Kim Davis Says She Will Break Her New Release Agreement
A federal judged ordered Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis be released from custody and her contempt order be lifted Tuesday, but her lawyers said the defiant clerk plans to continue blocking marriage licenses for gay couples when she returns to work.









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Krugman Likes Some Of Trump's Ideas
Paul Krugman, the liberal economist and New York Times columnist, said Monday that leading Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is right on taxation and economic policy.









Labor Day. Ugh.
Why isn't there a Real Estate Mogul Day?
Or a Hedge Fund Guy Day?Or even a Corporations Are People Day?
So unfair.- Tea Party Cat







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The Internet has been mostly working since yesterday afternoon. The owner found the problem, there were too many splitters on the cable. But being back online...it's a miracle! 








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A vending machine that would give you an already lit cigarette for a penny, England. 1931.
We've come a long way, baby! Smoking is at its lowest levels in the USA.

Peace.

Monday, September 7, 2015

Happy Labor Day! I labored for you!




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Chris Wallace Presses Cheney on Iran: Didn’t You ‘Leave President Obama with a Mess’?
Former Vice President Dick Cheney and his daughter Liz appeared on Fox News Sunday today to talk about their foreign policy-focused book that includes lots of criticisms of President Obama in this particular arena.




If you're working on Labor Day, thank a conservative.- LOLGOP








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War on Christmas. War on cops. War on Christianity. I tell you, it's totally exhausting, being on the left.- Jeff Tiedrich








Bye Bye Humvee, Hello JLTV.
First there was the Jeep, then came the Humvee. Now the US military has a new all-purpose vehicle that’s destined to become another emblem of American fighting power: the JLTV.







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It's not fair that Sarah Palin expects everyone to speak her language when she is the only one who understands it.- Andy Borowitz








Has Jade Helm Gone Incognito?
Evidence of operation Jade Helm is not visible to people living in Bastrop County. U.S. Army officials said troops are training for unconventional warfare in places like Bastrop County near Austin.









Today Donald Trump signed a loyalty pledge to the Republican Party saying that he would endorse for president whoever wins the Republican nomination and would not run as a third-party candidate as he has threatened to in the past. And I'll tell you something. When Donald Trump makes a vow, he keeps it. Ask any of his wives, they will tell you.- Jimmy Kimmel




The Word Salad Is Best Served Cold
Former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin said on Sunday that immigrants should speak “American” while visiting the United States.














Christianity can be expressed in a variety of ways. At the Vatican, it's by offering to take in refugee families, and in Kentucky, it's by refusing to issue marriage licenses.- Andy Borowitz









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As thousands of refugees seek haven in Europe, the American media asks: what do you think of the Tom Brady decision?- Andy Borowitz






Trump Unifies GOP Asses By Being The Most Popular Ass In The GOP
Donald Trump insults and exaggerates.
He dismisses the need for public policy ideas, gets confused about world affairs and sometimes says things that flat out aren't true.
And the cheers from his supporters only grow louder.










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Happy Labor Day. Remember, starting tomorrow you can no longer wear white. Sorry, brides and confederate flag rally attendees.- OhNoSheTwitnt










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I saw that during a town hall in Miami this week, Jeb Bush attacked Donald Trump in both Spanish and English. And later that night, Donald Trump responded in both English and much, much louder English.- Jimmy Fallon








Hillary Wants More Debates
Hillary Clinton indicated on Saturday that she would be open to participating in more debates with her primary challengers if the Democratic National Committee decides to schedule more contests.




I heard about a new trend where people make marijuana-infused wine. They say it's the first wine that pairs well with EVERY food.- Jimmy Fallon









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Oh my.

Peace.