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Monday, August 24, 2015
Friday, August 21, 2015
Trust Fund Babies
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One of the proposals listed in Donald Trump's immigration policy outline includes ending birthright citizenship for children of illegal immigrants, and presumably children of birth tourists who game the system in order to add a U.S. passport holder to their families.
Conservatives lost two wars and crashed the economy and now they're finally telling us who to blame: Babies.
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- Israel pounds Syria targets in response to rocket fire
- 10 killed in religious clashes in Central African Republic
- Shots fired on Amsterdam-to-Paris train, three injured: report
- Peru to begin shooting down cocaine trafficking planes
- Aid groups denounce 'surge' in Israeli home demolitions on West Bank
- Germany charges agent who spied for US with treason
North Korea's Rattling It's Saber
The United States temporarily halted a military exercise with South Korea to coordinate with Seoul over shelling across the border with North Korea but the exercise has now resumed, a senior U.S. official said on Friday
I long for a more civil past when conservatives just referred to the babies of immigrants as "Donald Trump's future wives." - LOLGOP
A Dangerous Bag Of Hot Air
Danny's winds strengthened to 115 mph, making it a Category 3 hurricane as it spins toward the Caribbean, the National Hurricane Center said Friday.
Republican Shenanigans
- Trump Goes Off At ABC Reporter Over Questions On Term 'Anchor Babies'
- Rubio Won't Use Term 'Anchor Babies': 'Those Are Human Beings'
- Trump accuses Ferguson and Chicago ‘gang members’ of being undocumented immigrants
- Republicans’ deep hatred for teachers can’t be denied — and they’re not even trying
- Cruz Chats With Host Who Proposed Slavery To Punish ‘Illegals’
Hey let's all take a moment to thank white people for starting this whole anchor baby tradition.- John Fugelsang
One Of Donald Trump's Supporters
A Boston man allegedly told police that he beat and urinated on a homeless man early Wednesday because the man was Hispanic, citing real estate mogul Donald Trump's comments on undocumented immigrants as justification for the attack.
At Ohio State University, it was just announced a tiny human brain has been grown in a lab. Isn't that crazy? And it's already announced its support for Trump for president.- Conan O'Brien
I guess 12 months of humiliation for Jeb Bush is the closest thing we're going to get to justice for a Bush brother.- LOLGOP
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| Bring it on, Donald. |
The Trumpet Is Going After The Pope Now!
Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump spoke to CNN’s Chris Cuomo about the upcoming visit of Pope Francis, telling Cuomo that he will have no choice but to “scare the Pope.”
Rock The Voter News
PBS' 'NewsHour' to launch new op-ed segment 'Jim Lehrer Bitch-Smacks Some Damn Fool.'- John Fugelsang
Yes, Josh Duggar was a customer of adultery site Ashley Madison, but I’m sure he only cheated with other good Christians, not atheist whores. - Tea Party Cat
It has come out that implementing Donald Trump's immigration policy would cost taxpayers $166 billion. Today Trump said, “So what? You spend the money, you declare bankruptcy, and then you start a new country. Boom. Right? You move on.”-Conan O'Brien
Business/Tech News
- Oil ends down more than 2 percent as US drilling points to glut
- Wall St. slumps more than 2 percent as China fears continue
- Japan's finance minister warns China on currency moves
- Hungry Venezuela Eyes $40 Billion Offshore Discovery In Guyana
Look, I'm against birthright citizenship. I think the only valid citizenship is a corporate charter.- Tea Party Cat
Amtrak Planning For Pope's Arrival
Amtrak is planning to increase its service in the Northeast during the Pope's scheduled visit to the U.S. in September.
The company said Friday that it's planning to run extra trains on Sept. 26-27 and add cars to make existing ones longer on Sept. 21-25 to handle the expected increase in passenger traffic due to the Pope's visit.
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| Teddy Roosevelt's diary entry the day that tragically both his wife and his mother died. Valentine's Day 1884. |
Odd News
- NASA: Giant asteroid will not destroy Earth next month
- Wormhole Created in Lab Makes Invisible Magnetic Field
- Massive Aztec human skull rack unearthed in Mexico City
- 'They're in everything': Bug outbreak irks California towns
- Mama bear, 5 cubs beat the heat in New Jersey family's pool
- UK marine researchers receive 'oldest message in a bottle'
Time To Deflate Photo
Peace.
Thursday, August 20, 2015
He's baaaaack...
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Former president George W. Bush jumped into the 2016 presidential race Thursday with a fundraising letter on behalf of brother Jeb.
“This is a consequential time in our nation’s history, and we need a strong leader,” the 43rd president said in the missive. “Jeb took on tough challenges as Florida’s Governor and delivered results. I know he will do the same as President.”
The rich guys who want to take your insurance, make you work longer & invade Iran will protect you from the scary folks who pick your fruit.- LOLGOP
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- BREAKING: Nuclear Stuff Really Complicated
- Tensions rise as North and South Korea exchange artillery fire
- Israel responds to Syria rocket fire with artillery, air strikes
- France, Britain ink Calais deal to fight people smugglers
Montezuma's Revenge
Mexico’s government on Wednesday slammed U.S. presidential hopeful Donald Trump’s proposals to deport undocumented immigrants en masse and make Mexicans pay for a wall separating the two countries as absurd, racist and ignorant.
Conservatives lost 2 lost wars & crashed the economy but the real problem is people so desperate to be American they come here to do any job. - LOLGOP
After North Korea traded fire with South Korea, Donald Trump offers to solve crisis by building them a wall and making Mexico pay for it.- Tea Party Cat
Republican Shenanigans
- Bush says Trump isn't conservative enough to win Republican race
- The Republican 2016 Field Takes a Hard Right on Immigration
- Republican Plans to Replace Obamacare Have a Problem: House Republicans
- Josh Duggar admits to porn addiction and being ‘unfaithful’ to wife: ‘I have been the biggest hypocrite ever’
- Racist group that inspired Dylann Roof whines as hotels refuse to host their weekend getaway
YeeHaw, Guns & Booze! Floriduh Style
City officials in Daytona Beach, Florida, approved a measure to allow a combination gun range-bar and grille after determining the business would probably have more safety precautions than other shooting establishments in town.
In Donald Trump's defense, he thinks an anchor baby is just a very small anchor, and those are of no use on his huge yachts, total waste.- Rex Hupke Tweet
July Hottest Month Ever Recorded
The latest report from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has determined that globally, July was the hottest month since record keeping began in 1880.
A new CNN poll shows that Donald Trump is within six points of Hillary Clinton. It’s the closest Trump has ever gotten to a woman over 40.- Seth Myers
Rock The Voter News
After Marco Rubio hit a child in the face with a football at the Iowa State Fair, Dick Cheney told the kid he must apologize to Rubio.- Tea Party Cat
Los Angeles police will present evidence to prosecutors that could lead to a misdemeanor manslaughter charge against Caitlyn Jenner, sources told the Daily News on Thursday.
Business/Tech News
- Oil hits 6.5-year low as US crude supplies rise
- Stock market endures worst day in 18 months
- USDA seeking proposals for production of bird flu vaccine
- Jared Fogle Out of the Picture After School Yanks Alumni Photo
Walmart is the ONLY Place where Drug Dealers, Prostitutes, & Bible Beaters can coexist in peace.- JokeBlogger
I Had No Idea This Website Existed Until It Was Hacked
No one can say for certain if the Ashley Madison database floating around on the dark underbelly of the web is legit. But if it is, a fascinating portrait of humanity is being revealed.
The surprisingly popular website for married people looking for affairs was hacked last month.
A v-neck so deep it writes poetry.- JokeBlogger
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Finally AHNC is posted. What a day. I ran hither and yon today from Tamarindo and beyond. It is all good, just time consuming but I never want to disappoint you! Better late than never.
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Odd News
- Woman's request in obituary: Don't vote for Hillary Clinton
- Detroit-area mayor seeks ban on personal flamethrowers
- Maine police encourage drug dealers to turn in their rivals
- Tree pluribus unum: Many fruits stem from artists' grafts
- Baby Locked In Safe In Niagara Falls Hotel Room
Time To Deflate Photo
Peace.
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