Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Poll: Most want criminal probe of Clinton emails




___________________



Poll: Most want criminal probe of Clinton emails
More than half of registered voters say that a criminal investigation should be launched against Hillary Clinton over her use of a private email system while serving as secretary of State, according to a new poll.



Hillary Releases Twenty Thousand Spam E-Mails from Old Navy. - Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam



Goldilocks Bush:
My dad invaded Iraq too little.
My brother invaded Iraq too much.
I'll invade Iraq just right. - LOLGOP








Iraq War Vets Oppose Iran Deal
A group of Iraq War veterans who oppose the Iran nuclear deal launched its campaign this week, seeking to push back against the Obama administration's argument that the alternative to the deal is war.








According to an online poll, Donald Trump is still the front-runner in the Republican primary race. It's very impressive because it's the only race left that he hasn't offended yet.- Jimmy Fallon




Republican Shenanigans












Donald Defends Planned Parenthood?
Donald Trump sat down with Sean Hannity tonight and did everything from hit back at his conservative critics to defend Planned Parenthood to rip Hillary Clinton over her emails and foundation money.









You gun-safety people fail to realize that when the founders said 'well regulated militia' they obviously meant 'totally unregulated dudes.'- John Fugelsang














If white people were treated by the government the way black people are, Fox News would make sense.- LOLGOP








Rock The Voter News



California Burning Again
 A wildfire that forced some California residents to flee their home for a second time in recent weeks is rapidly growing, prompting authorities to order more evacuations.




This is an incredible explosion that happened in Tianjin, China a few hours ago. Cause undetermined at time of this post.







 Click here





The River The EPA Polluted Is Back To Normal? It's A Miracle!
Colorado state officials said pollution appears to have cleared from the Animas River after the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) caused a massive mine waste spill.








Carly Fiorina: "I will destroy ISIS, the way I destroyed Hewlett Packard!" (standing ovation) - Andy Borowitz




Business/Tech News









Naming an airport after Ronald Reagan is a bit like naming a teen beauty pageant after Roman Polanski.- John Fugelsang



Panama Canal Drought
Panama's government has declared a state of emergency as it faces a drought that has prompted water restrictions, depleted reservoirs and affected shipping through its bustling canal.







____________






_____________







Odd News






Time To Deflate Photo

Mother Nature's umbrella.

Peace.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Stephen Colbert: ‘I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly’




___________________


Stephen Colbert: ‘I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly’ 
“I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly,” Colbert told TV writers here Monday on a panel about the CBS late-night show he begins hosting Sept. 8. “But I have no venue. So now I’m just dry-Trumping.
“I just pray he will still be in the race on Sept. 8, that he doesn’t do anything dangerous like ride motorcycles. I light a candle for him every night – and I hope it doesn’t get near his hair.”



I needed that shot of Colbert comedy.



The GOP should run a strong gust of wind for the nomination because that's the only thing that actually scares Donald Trump.- John Fugelsang









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





Bush ducked 2 shoes. His only success in Iraq.

Jeb Blames Hillary For IS
In a speech on foreign policy he will give Tuesday, Republican presidential hopeful Jeb Bush is slated to condemn his Democratic opponent Hillary Clinton for what he believes was her role in events that contributed to the ascent of the Islamic State militant group.













Ever notice that when you don't want to pay to educate poor children you wind up paying to incarcerate poor dropouts?- John Fugelsang




Republican Shenanigans










Donald Trump is like the 'Rocky Balboa' of politics. He is a winner." - Michele Bachmann








The glasses didn't make him look smarter after all.


The First GOP Casualty?
Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry has stopped paying his 2016 presidential campaign's staff in the key early primary state of South Carolina, amid flagging polling numbers and sluggish fundraising.






Rick Perry's campaign has been given a death sentence and you know how Rick Perry feels about death sentences.- LOLGOP















#FergusonTaughtMe that people who never EVER trust the govt will trust it 100% anytime another unarmed black man is shot.- John Fugelsang





Obummer Is Taking Away Ferguson's Toys
The city of Ferguson, Missouri, is being forced by the Obama administration to return two military vehicles that it obtained from the Pentagon, amid widespread concern and criticism over the deployment on American streets of equipment intended for war zones.





Nothing says white privilege more than heavily armed Oath Keepers wandering into #Ferguson and not getting shot dead.- Jeff Tiedrich









Rock The Voter News






Trump is a hero to many Republicans for taking a strong, principled stand against the concept of basic human decency.- Frank Coniff





 Click here










If making a pact with Satan was actually possible every crap Goth & Metal band would have platinum albums by now.- John Fugelsang




Business/Tech News





"Reagan? That awful actor? He can't win."
"Bush? That chimp moron? He can't win."
"Donald Trump? That buffoon? He can't ... uh oh."- Jeff Tiedrich










The USA Could Have Nice Trains Instead Of A Bloated Military
 Indonesia's top development official said the government is studying proposals from China and Japan for construction of a high-speed rail line and expects to announce the outcome later this month.




A new study suggests Shakespeare smoked marijuana. "To be, or not to be" was all the evidence they needed.- Warren Holstein







_________________






__________________








Odd News





Time To Deflate Photo


Difficult Wet Folding Technique Allows This Vietnamese Artist Hoàng Tiến Quyết To Create Curved Origami.

Peace.

Monday, August 10, 2015

Donald Trump on Megyn Kelly: 'She should really be apologizing to me'




___________________

Donald Trump on Megyn Kelly: 'She should really be apologizing to me'
Trump's comments mark a new layer in his continued scrapping on the "blood" comment -- which has roiled even Trump supporters and led to him being disinvited from the past weekend's conservative Red State conference.



So Trump has alienated almost all immigrants, veterans, women, Republicans and now Fox News. Who's left? Angry white guys with guns? Oh, wait...



If Donald Trump were mounting a one-person campaign to permanently discredit the Republican Party, it's pretty flawless so far.- LOLGOP










The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





If only Iraq had a military strongman thug dictator to counterbalance the religious nuts in the region and the US could contain him.  Sigh. - John Fugelsang








Jeb Believes In State's Rights Except...
Yes, in the end the 2000 presidential election was decided by a 5-4 Supreme Court decision. That was the only vote that mattered in putting George W. Bush in the White House, despite the fact that he lost the national popular vote to Al Gore by well over a half a million votes.





Thinking of acting like a disgusting, racist clown at work today -- or, as 23% of GOP voters call it, "presidential." - LOLGOP









Republican Shenanigans






The Republicans have 17 excellent candidates for middle-school vice principal. - Andy Borowitz





The Trumpeter Reaches Higher Note 
If you thought Donald Trump’s boisterous debate performance and subsequent comments about Fox News’ Megyn Kelly might hurt his standing in the polls, you might be very wrong.














The cowardly GOP candidates couldn't defend 1 woman from a bully, how the hell are you going to defend the country? Weak ass punks. - 3ChicksPolitico Tweet









Rock The Voter News





The weekend began with the GOP frontrunner making a menstruation joke and ended with him calling you a pervert. Happy Monday, everyone!- LOLGOP





Do You Think The Chinese Have Hillary's Emails?
Chinese hackers have been accessing the private emails of top U.S. national security and trade officials since April 2010, according to an NBC News report on Monday, citing a U.S. intelligence official and top secret document.







 Click here





A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like “Feel the Bern.” They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee too, but no one wants to wear a shirt that says “Feel the Chafee.”- Jimmy Fallon






The Environmental Protection Agency Polluted Rivers
The Environmental Protection Agency has acknowledged that its cleanup operation at a Colorado mine has led to the release of around three million gallons of toxic waste into the San Juan and Animas Rivers, the Washington Post reports. The agency accidentally punctured a dam holding back water filled with arsenic and heavy metals left behind by the Gold King Mine, which has been closed since 1923.








Business/Tech News






Delta and United Airlines announced this week that they will no longer allow passengers to transport animals that they killed on hunting trips. Which begs the question: "There was a time when you COULD do that?"- Jimmy Fallon












How's That Russian Ruble Doing?
Russian President Vladimir Putin commended the central bank for its efforts to keep the ruble stable after policy makers called for calm as the currency bounced back from a six-month low.








Kylie Jenner got a $320,000 Ferrari for turning 18. I'm middle-aged and drive a 1992 Honda Accord. I can't keep up with the Kardashians.- Walter Holster








________________






_____________________









Odd News





Time To Deflate Photo


I could do that, oh yeah.

Peace.