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Tuesday, July 7, 2015

GOPers refuse to remove 10 Commandments — and will fight to change constitution instead

GOPers refuse to remove 10 Commandments — and will fight to change constitution instead
A judge ordered Oklahoma to remove a Ten Commandments monument from state capitol grounds, but the governor is defying that order.

Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Most Americans want an arms deal with Iran even more than Ronald Reagan did.- LOLGOP

Planes Crash Above Charleston, S.C.
A military spokesperson says an F16 fighter jet collided midair with a small Cessna Tuesday morning, exploding into a large fireball over Charleston, South Carolina.

Republican Shenanigans

Yes, Republicans hope that Black folks are stupid enough to vote for them, This hope is based on their white voters. - Kona Lowell

South Carolina Realizes It's 2015, Not 1865.
South Carolina's Senate passed legislation Tuesday to remove the Confederate battle flag from the state house, where it has flown for five decades despite being viewed by many as a symbol of slavery

In the future, we'll just be able to 3-D print a new Bush when it's time to wreck the economy.- LOLGOP

The Trumpet Loses PGA Event
The Professional Golf Association and Donald Trump have reached an agreement to move a Grand Slam event away from the Trump National Golf Club in Los Angeles.
In separate statements, Trump and the PGA on Tuesday said the decision was mutual.

Scarborough's Wonders How Black Man Thinks He Can Get Away With Punching Blonde Woman
As the American public views on repeat the surveillance tape of Florida State University quarterback De’Andre Johnson punching a woman in a Tallahassee bar, Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough had a question that’s raised some eyebrows: “What about the culture at the school… that would have a guy think he could get away with punching a blonde woman

BTW: The quarterback was dismissed from the team.

Rock The Voter News

Let's be fair and remember that Paula Deen is equally prejudiced against the arteries of all people, regardless of color.- John Fugelsang

All Bird Species Left Seahorse Key Abruptly
The din created by thousands of nesting birds is usually the first thing you notice about Seahorse Key, a 150-acre mangrove-covered dune off Florida's Gulf Coast.
But in May, the key fell eerily quiet all at once.

Koch Industries is vehemently defending itself against charges that it overpaid for the Wisconsin governor.- Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

Right now, Josh Duggar is on the phone with Subway Jared, going "I know, right?"- Jeff Tiedrich

Dr. Huxtable, What Did You Do? Did You Write Your Own Prescriptions?
In news that will surprise NOBODY IN THE WORLD, it’s being reported that Bill Cosby admitted, all the way back in 2005, that yes, he got some rapey Quaaludes, to give to ladies, for rapey purposes...

The state of Oregon became the fourth state to legalize recreational marijuana. At long last the people of Oregon can do exactly what they've been doing all along anyway.- Jimmy Kimmel

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Only $1360 to go!

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

A snowy mountain range in Tibet.

Peace.

Monday, July 6, 2015

Trump: 'Rapist' Comment Backlash More 'Severe' Than I Expected

Trump: 'Rapist' Comment Backlash More 'Severe' Than I Expected
Presidential candidate and ex-reality TV star Donald Trump admitted on Saturday that the wave of condemnation and crumbling business relationships, which followed his remarks calling immigrants "rapists," has caught him a little off guard.

Bernie Sanders is like Donald Trump in that both of them talking hurts the Republican Party.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

GOP wants to define itself as the party of the future... wars in the Middle East.- LOLGOP

Gun Shot Heard At Walter Reed Hospital
Police say they are checking on a report of a single shot fired at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center outside Washington.

Montgomery County police spokeswoman Natasha Plotnikov says a 911 caller reported hearing one shot inside Building 1, the original hospital on the campus in Bethesda, on Monday morning. She says police are on the scene checking the report.

Yesterday, America celebrated its independence from Britain. Today, we're all, "OMG how adorable is Prince George!"- The Daily Edge

Republican Shenanigans

What I can't wait for is Jeb Bush and Donald Trump to admit they basically have the same immigration policies. - John Fugelsang

Birth Control Works. Who Knew?
Over the past six years, Colorado has conducted one of the largest ever real-life experiments with long-acting birth control. If teenagers and poor women were offered free intrauterine devices and implants that prevent pregnancy for years, state officials asked, would those women choose them?

They did in a big way, and the results were startling. The birthrate for teenagers across the state plunged by 40 percent from 2009 to 2013, while their rate of abortions fell by 42 percent, according to the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment.

Republicans need a miracle with minorities -- instead they're getting a big racist karmic supernova.- LOLGOP

What Is There To Debate?
South Carolina lawmakers were set to begin debate Monday on legislation to remove the Confederate battle flag that flies on the grounds of the state capitol in Columbia.

#YouMightBeARacist if you find it easier to believe a 2,000-year-old Greek text than a US long-form birth certificate . - The Daily Edge

USA Women Win World Cup!
Even the Americans themselves couldn't quite believe what was happening. Mouths were agape and eyes grew big. Even to them, what they had just done was dumbfounding, stupefying and astounding. But given the utterly confounding Women's World Cup they had just played, it was probably a fittingly unpredictable climax.
After the disconcertingly difficult year they had had, it of course took them just 16 minutes to score twice as many goals as anybody ever had in a Women's World Cup final.

If American men were this good at soccer, foreign women would start to believe our accents are sexy.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Banks cost us 8 million jobs. Guns kills dozens a day, mostly gun owners. Why the fear of foreigners? So you'll worry about the wrong sh*t. - LOLGOP

FOX NEWS: OBAMA'S FEMINIZATION OF AMERICA COMPLETED WITH WORLD CUP WIN. - LOLGOP

The Trumpet Just Can't Help Himself Dissing Mexicans
With a retweet, immigration hardliner Donald Trump let his followers know on the Fourth of July that fellow Republican presidential contender Jeb Bush "has to like Mexican illegals because of his wife."

Business/Tech News

Europe on edge as Greece prepares to vote on whether or not to continue with the Romney-Ryan plan. - The Daily Edge

China's Stock Market Drop
On Wall Street in 1929, it was the great banking houses of J.P. Morgan and Guaranty Trust Company.
In China today, it’s names like Citic Securities Co. and Guotai Junan Securities Co.
They’re separated by 86 years and 7,300 miles, but Chinese financiers are turning to the same playbook used by their American counterparts to fight a crash that’s wiping out stock-market fortunes on an unprecedented scale.

Now on HBO: "Man of Steel" tells the story of a space alien who believes he can have a paid career in print media.- John Fugelsang

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I am shopping around for a new location. I love the current executive suites except for location and the fact I am about to melt from the heat. I am looking for something within walking distance of a downtown area and air conditioned. I have suffered enough. lol

The pension department here awarded me a lifetime pension (no appeal) from my "esposo" which now will enable me to live a better lifestyle on a monthly basis. I love Costa Rica.

Any gift amount will help with my move. My goal is $1500.

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

The Seven Mile Bridge in the Florida Keys.

Peace.

Friday, July 3, 2015

Comedians rejoice at one word.

Don Shula learned an early lesson about business with Donald Trump
Many are distancing themselves from real estate mogul/combover cautionary tale/presidential candidate Donald Trump these days.
But former Dolphins coach Don Shula found out first hand how hard it was to do business with him in the early 1980s...

"Who's doing the raping?" - Donald Trump's 2016 campaign slogan

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

More Americans will die today from guns than have been killed by ISIS. GOP will do anything to fight the latter, nothing about the former.- LOLGOP

Email
Subject: PA Supreme Court Shoots Down NRA-backed Act 192

The Pennsylvania Supreme Court struck a blow for gun safety and for transparent government with its June 25th decision in Leach et al. v. Commonwealth et al. I’ll explain what that is and why it matters in a minute. First, some background.

James Carville once described Pennsylvania as, “Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west, and Alabama in the middle.”

The people in the vast middle swath of “Pennsyl-bama,” including my native Lancaster County, love their guns, mostly for utilitarian reasons: target shooting (and competitions), hunting, and protection of property and livestock against creatures like bears, coyotes, and the occasional wolf. By and large, these people are truly responsible gun owners. Gun safety is paramount. And they often eat what they hunt.

That’s not the case in the urban areas, though. In the cities, handguns vastly outnumber long guns and people carry them mainly either to commit crimes or to protect themselves from other people with guns. Shooting skill and gun safety instruction are not emphasized and there are many accidental, as well as a good number of intentional, shootings.

Recognizing that the urban environment requires tighter restrictions on firearms, over a hundred municipalities, mostly in the densely-populated southeast, started passing local gun control ordinances that were more restrictive than the state’s gun laws.

How much more restrictive? Not much. Typically they beefed-up lost-and-stolen gun reporting requirements, banned carrying firearms in parks, and prohibited shooting within city limits – common sense restrictions.

Predictably, the NRA and the right wing went ballistic (an especially fitting word in this context) and their Republican handmaidens in the Legislature got busy trying to undermine or nullify those ordinances. One of their leaders was House Speaker Mike Turzai, who infamously said, “Voter ID, which is gonna allow Governor Romney to win the state of Pennsylvania, done.” (Somebody needs to tell him that the real name is “Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.”)

The Republican plan was to allow anybody who objected to the ordinances (yes, even the NRA, as long as it had a single member who lived in the state) to sue the cities and towns that passed them – and to do so at the municipalities’ expense.

Think about that: this law basically redefined the concept of “standing” in court for this law. Under the law the Republicans crafted, you didn’t have to be adversely affected by a law; just being offended by it was enough to bring a lawsuit.

Cities and towns realized that if they passed gun control ordinances, the NRA would sue them and they would have to bear their own and the NRA’s legal expenses.

Many municipalities declined to pass gun control ordinances, or rescinded ordinances they had already passed, because they were intimidated – which was the Republicans’ plan. Cities and towns realized that if they passed gun control ordinances, the NRA would sue them and they would have to bear their own and the NRA’s legal expenses.

That’s not all: several cities did pass gun control ordinances, got sued, and then held fundraisers to help with the legal costs. The NRA demanded to know the names and addresses of people who contributed to such funds, presumably to harass and intimidate them personally.

Funny thing, how it’s okay to have anonymous donors when you’re a SuperPAC but not when you’re raising money to support gun control.

Republicans also knew that if their proposal were ever debated in public, urban and suburban voters would never support it. So they came up with a way to attach their provisions to an unrelated and uncontroversial law, and it passed. It became known as Act 192.

Soon after Act 192 passed, lawsuits began to fly. The cities of Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, and Lancaster, joined by several state legislators, decided to push back and sued the Commonwealth.

Last week, the Pennsylvania Supreme Court ruled 6-1 that the law was unconstitutional – because the Pennsylvania Constitution says that legislators cannot insert provisions into any bill that have nothing to do with the original subject matter of the bill. The subject matter of the original bill was copper theft.

So the Court did not really rule on the merits of the provision, just on the way it got passed.

Even so, Republicans handled the bill the way they did because they knew that a clean, transparent bill would never pass on its own merits. Now they are trying to figure out what to do next. That may be difficult for them: like rats, roaches, and vampires, these Republicans will do everything they can to avoid sunshine.

The defendant legislators have 30 days to file an appeal so this matter is not yet settled. Let’s stay tuned.

Best wishes,
~Rick

Thank you so much, Rick. Scary, legislation without representation AND you have to foot the bill.

Cuba Opens Internet Access, @ $2 An Hour Just Like AOL Did In The 90s!
Cuba has opened 35 Wi-Fi access points nationwide, offering unprecedented online access in a country that until now has restricted use of the Internet to an elite few.

Macy's has severed ties with Donald Trump and no longer will carry his men's wear collection. From now on, men who want to look like Donald Trump will have to hunt and kill their own hair piece.- Conan O'Brien

Republican Shenanigans

223,000 more Americans found work last month, although GOP still refuses to repair the roads and unsafe bridges they must use to get to work. - The Daily Edge

Right Wing Militia Mocks Combat Vets. Why, Of Course, It's The 4th Of July!
A Facebook group operated by right-wing military veterans mocked combat veterans who asked neighbors to be courteous when celebrating the Fourth of July holiday with fireworks.

Republicans Unlearning Facts Learned in Third Grade to Compete in Primary.- Andy Borowitz

Last night for the first time in 24 years Jupiter and Venus appeared almost on top of each other. So the gay marriage ruling is having more of an impact than we thought.- Conan O'Brien

Man Threatens To Shoot President Obama
A Wisconsin man threatened to kill President Barack Obama while the president was traveling in the state, according to a warrant obtained by CNN.
A criminal complaint and arrest warrant were issued Thursday suggesting that the man, 55-year-old Brian D. Dutcher from Tomah, Wisconsin, told a security guard a La Crosse library that if he had the chance he would "take him out," referring to Obama, and "take the shot."

More Charleston Arrests?
Authorities are exploring pressing charges against associates of suspected Charleston church shooter Dylann Roof, a report by The State suggests.
Unnamed sources tell The State that the investigation has been widened to include Roof's possible associates, who may have known the alleged shooter was planning the June 17 attack...

Almost no one knows Jim Webb is running for president. Almost everyone has heard that another rich Republican is bashing immigrants.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Navy Triples Maternity Leave
The U.S. Navy is tripling paid maternity leave for women who serve in the Navy and Marine Corps from six to 18 weeks in the first year after birth.

Remember when the media was amazed that it found a white person who wants to be black? - LOLGOP

So many people have jumped the White House fence recently that the Secret Service is putting metal spikes on it. This is the latest in security technology — from 1325. It's impenetrable, unless you use a ladder. We're now protecting the president's life the same way we keep pigeons from sitting on ATMs.- Jimmy Kimmel

Business/Tech News

Those who cannot remember the past are doomed to be Republicans.- Kona Lowell

Unemployment rate:
Bush takes office: 4.2%
Bush leaves office: 7.8%
Obama takes office: 7.8%
Now: 5.3%
Questions? - The Daily Edge

Obama To Update GM Crop Inspection
The Obama administration said on Thursday that it would update the way the government regulated genetically modified crops and some other biotechnology products, saying that the nearly 30-year-old system had become outdated and confusing and did not foster public confidence.

Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Sh*t Together During 4th Of July Fireworks. - The Onion