Monday, June 29, 2015

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Texas AG: County clerks can refuse gay couples
County clerks can refuse to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples based on religious objections to gay marriage, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton said Sunday.





So this week conservatives said the Pope shouldn't follow his beliefs but government clerks should decide who God wants to get married.- LOLGOP












The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Jesus was anti-death penalty & never mentioned abortion.  Of course, that's only if you believe what's actually in the Bible.- John Fugelsang












Yep. Torture Before Execution Is Legal. I Hear Cheney Laughing.
A deeply divided Supreme Court upheld the use of a controversial drug in lethal-injection executions Monday, even as two dissenting justices said for the first time they think it's "highly likely" the death penalty itself is unconstitutional.





BREAKING: Pro-lifers excited to pursue more botched executions.- LOLGOP











Gay love exists in over 1,500 species — gay hate exists in one.—
- John Fugelsang






Michele Bachmann's Husband Files For Divorce
Fresh on the heels of today’s decision by the Supreme Court that the right to same-sex marriage is guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution, comes news from Minnesota that Marcus Bachmann, husband of former Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, has filed for divorce.











Republican Shenanigans






Q: why was Brian Williams fired for lying but not Bill O'Reilly?
A: because Brian Williams works for a news organization. - John Fugelsang












The Bristol Stomp
Bristol Palin, daughter of former Alaskan half-term Governor Sarah Palin, pushed back at critics who mocked her second unwed pregnancy, calling them “giddy a$$hole(s)” and saying her latest pregnancy was planned.





Sarah Palin went on Facebook to announce that her daughter Bristol's wedding has been called off. She said the two families will still get together on the wedding day to "celebrate life." In other words, the caterers already have been paid for.- Jimmy Fallon









Obama triumphantly declared that the Affordable Care Act is here to stay. Then he went into the Rose Garden and secretly puffed on an e-cigarette. - Jimmy Kimmel




This is the moment Obama found out about the healthcare ruling.





Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal is running for president. This is historic. He's a 44-year-old Indian-American whose real first name is Piyush. After hearing about it, President Obama said, "A young, non-white guy with a crazy name? Good luck with that."- Conan O'Brien





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Republicans Lose On Voter Registration
The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday declined to hear a new case on voter registration in Arizona and Kansas, meaning the two states will not be able to require applicants to show proof of citizenship.








In 2014 a single mom w/1 child working min wage full time lives below the poverty line.  So now, an article on thigh gap.- John Fugelsang





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GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COUNTRY THAT I WANT TO SECEDE FROM!- LOLGOP







Sean Hannity asked yesterday why it is OK for President Obama's teenage daughters to go into stores and buy music chock-full of the N-word but not the Confederate flag. But how can you explain that to a guy who thinks kids still go into a store to buy music?- Seth Myers




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Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal announced that he’s running for president, which makes him the 13th Republican to enter the race so far. Yeah, 13 Republican candidates — or as that’s also called, “A Banker’s Dozen.”- Jimmy Fallon





Meanwhile: China To Help Greece?
China's Premier Li Keqiang said on Monday he wants to see Greece remain in the euro zone and promised that Beijing would make investments in the European Union's new infrastructure fund.




Is the Texas GOP more afraid of gay people getting married, working people getting health insurance or Obama invading?- LOLGOP






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Stunning stars over Mauna Kea, Hawaii. Photography by Shane Michael Black

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Friday, June 26, 2015

The Supreme's have another #1 Hit!





It's Legal! Supreme Court Issues Historic Civil Rights Ruling Clearing the Way for Gay Marriage
In a historic ruling, the Supreme Court ruled Friday that the Constitution guarantees the right of same-sex couples to marry, invalidating gay marriage bans nationwide.




"Today we can say in no uncertain terms that we've made our union a little more perfect." - President Barack Obama









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




"Let's work together for the American people," the President said. "But today, my message is, 'We won, bitchaz.'- Andy Borowitz




Boehner's Mealy Mouthed Reaction 
House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) said Friday in a statement that while “all human beings are created equal by God” he was disappointed by the Supreme Court’s decision to legalize gay marriage in all 50 states.










"When all Americans are treated as equal, we are all more free." —President Obama






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Republican Shenanigans









Conservatism - n. the art of making white men the victim of everything, even slavery. - LOLGOP








Alabama County Is Taking Their Ball And Going Home
Pike County officials haven't issued marriage licenses in months, and today Probate Judge Wes Allen announced that his office is now permanently out of the marriage business.














Cheney blaming Obama for ISIS is like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the 2nd act of the play.- John Fugelsang



Rock The Voter News







Trump Won't Release His Birth Certificate. Really.
The Republican presidential candidate had called Barack Obama the country’s ‘least transparent president’ for refusing to release the same documentation.









Yesterday Donald Trump said if he's elected president he would rarely leave the White House to take vacations because there's so much work to do. Donald Trump is the only man who can say he's going to spend four years in a mansion and make it sound like a sacrifice. - Jimmy Fallon





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Obama Declares National Day of Gloating. - Andy Borowitz










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Mitt Romney uses same offshore tax havens as criminals and terrorists. But he says that's OK, because he's not technically breaking the law.- The Daily Edge





Finally. Ya'll Come And Visit!
The Costa Rica Tourism Board (ICT) confirmed the opening of a new route to Costa Rica from Boston and a seasonal flight from St. Louis, Missouri. Both will arrive at Daniel Oduber QuirĆ³s International Airport in Liberia, the capital of the northwestern province of Guanacaste.










 'Kanye West isn't a musician & Donald Trump is an imbecile'. - David Crosby, musician






I just love this video! Kick off your weekend!





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I could easily live there. I love water. :)

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Thursday, June 25, 2015

Supreme Court upholds ObamaCare subsidies





Supreme Court upholds ObamaCare subsidies
The Supreme Court has upheld a key provision of ObamaCare, affirming that 6.4 million people can continue to receive subsidies that allow them to purchase healthcare plans.
The 6-3 decision authored by Chief Justice John Roberts is a huge victory for President Obama; it ensures that consumers purchasing health insurance on the federal exchange in roughly 34 states will continue to be able to do so.




Right now Scalia, Thomas and Alito are in the #SCOTUS cloak room furiously trying to scrape FDR's face off a dime.- John Fugelsang













I did two top stories today because of the breaking news about Obamacare. Sorry for the delay!







The White Man's Flag
This is the national flag of the Confederacy as it existed from the Spring of 1863 until just weeks before the end of the war in 1865. Note that this flag was adopted not long after the issuance of the Emancipation Proclamation.
Why was it called the "White Man's Flag"?





The Supreme Court ruled Obamacare is legal. All Confederate flags will be flown at half-mast.- Warren Holstein







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Color lithograph from 1896 showing four versions of the flag of the Confederate States of America. Standing at the center are Stonewall Jackson, P. G. T. Beauregard, and Robert E. Lee, surrounded by bust portraits of Jefferson Davis and Confederate Army officers. Clockwise from upper-left corner: Gen. Braxton Bragg, Gen. P. T. Beauregard, Jefferson Davis, Alexander H. Stephens, Lt. Gen. T.J. Jackson, Gen S. Price, Lt. Gen Polk, Lt. Gen Hardee, Gen J.E.B. Stuart, Gen J.E. Johnston, Lt. Gen Kirby Smith, John H. Morgan, Albert Sidney Johnston, Gen. Wade Hampton, Gen John B. Gordon, Lt. Gen Longstreet, Gen A.P. Hill, Gen Hood.




The GOP doesn't want you to have Obamacare, Medicare or Social Security. But they will defend keeping that Confederate flag up.- LOLGOP





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




The Flag War Continues, 154 Years And Counting
The sole black member of Mississippi's congressional delegation introduced a bill on Wednesday to remove the state’s flag emblazoned with the Confederate image from the halls of Congress.










If you're furious about the #SCOTUS decision go watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' and root for Mr. Potter.- John Fugelsang




Republican Shenanigans









Now Republicans can focus on immediate stuff like making sure your boss' boss' boss' kids never have to pay taxes.- LOLGOP




National Park Service Says No To Confederate Stuff 
America’s national parks are no longer selling Confederate battle flags in their bookstores and gift shops.
The National Park Service (NPS) announced on Thursday that the historic emblem will no longer be available as a memento for visitors to the parks system.










Bobby Jindal announced today that he hates govt so much he's officially seeking a larger paycheck from it. - John Fugelsang




What Will The Conservative Backlash Be?
Conservatives were left baffled after Chief Justice John Roberts saved Obamacare three years ago. On Thursday, as the George W. Bush appointee again helped President Barack Obama’s signature legislative achievement avoid a potentially devastating blow, they felt betrayed.






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Ay Yi Yi, Hillary Must Be Thinking
Hedge-fund billionaire Daniel Loeb — one of the biggest and most feared investors on Wall Street and a vocal backer of same-sex marriage — posted a joke speculating about Hillary Clinton’s sexuality on his personal Facebook page.








So heartwarming to see Republicans consoling themselves over the bad news that thousands of people won't go bankrupt if they get sick.- LOLGOP









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Remember when Republicans got so mad at Obamacare that they nominated the guy who created it to be president?- LOLGOP



Female Democrat Disses Male Liberal
Claire McCaskill (D-Mo.) unloaded on her Senate colleague Bernie Sanders on Thursday, saying the Vermont independent is far too liberal to make it to the White House.










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Your theory about "low-information voters" is interesting, guy in a political party with Trump as a frontrunner. - LOLGOP









Google To Bring Alabama Into 21st Century!
Out with the 20th century, in with the 21st.
That's what Google is doing in northwest Alabama -- building a new data center on the site of an old coal-fired power plant.




In Nepal, they're having a festival that honours dogs for their special friendship with humans. Someone tell China.-  Ricky Gervais








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Hamersley Gorge in western Australia.

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