Friday, June 19, 2015

What is causing all this violent racism?





Republican candidates reaffirm gun rights support after Charleston shooting
Less than one day after a white gunman killed nine people at a prayer meeting at a historic black church in Charleston, South Carolina, Republican presidential candidates touted their support for the right to bear arms before a mass gathering of conservatives.




Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans. - Andy Borowitz










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Zero significant cases of voter fraud.
WE NEED NEW LAWS.
32,000 gun deaths a year.
WE NEED MORE GUNS.- LOLGOP







NRA Board Member Blames Victims
NRA board member Charles Cotton blamed Clementa Pinckney, a victim of the shooting at Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church, for his own death. He also blamed Pinckney, the pastor of Emanuel AME and a state senator, for the deaths of the other eight people killed.











Why? Asks a country with over 1000 white power groups, 24-7 hate radio, the NRA and the GOP backed by them all. #Charleston - Kona Lowell











It would be nice if the guys saying ISIS is about to kill us all weren't the same guys saying we can't do anything about 32k gun deaths.- LOLGOP




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The South Carolina Capitol did not display the Confederate Flag until 1961.





The War On Democrats
“[The gunman] hears that because he watches the news and he watches things like Fox News, where they talk about things that they call news, but they’re really not. They use that coded language, they use hate speech, they talk about the president as if he’s not the president, they talk about churchgoers that they’re not really churchgoers. And that’s what this young man acted on. That’s why you can walk into a church and treat people like animals when they’re really human beings.”






If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. ~ John F. Kennedy inaugural address, January 20, 1961



Oh, Those Lovely Loopholes
The House Ethics Committee approved a waiver last year that allowed Rep. Charlie Dent — now chairman of the secretive panel — to fly to a posh New England vacation town on the dime of a top campaign donor.










Donald Trump told ABC news that if he had Oprah as a running mate, they could easily win. Although you know who’d definitely win? Oprah WITHOUT Donald Trump.- Jimmy Fallon




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Really think we're post-racial? Read the comments on ANY Fox News article about #CharlestonShooting.- Kona Lowell





Racism. It's Everywhere.
An African-American lawmaker in Kansas could be expelled from the statehouse for accusing supporters of legislation that eliminated tuition breaks for undocumented immigrants of being racist. State Rep. Valdenia Winn (D) of Kansas City will face a special investigative committee in a hearing June 26 that will weigh possible sanctions against the lawmaker for the remarks.




Yesterday Rachel Dolezal, the white NAACP leader who said she is black, claimed there's no biological proof that she's white. However, today that was disproven by scientists who found wine cooler in her bloodstream.- Conan O'Brien









REMINDER: Republicans have a plan to combat poverty, gun violence, and too much pollution with more poverty, more guns and more pollution. - The Daily Edge






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Fox News Spin Can Cause Your Head To Explode
Within hours after Wednesday evening’s horrific massacre at a Charleston, S.C., church, police openly labeled the violence a “hate crime” after a witness said suspect Dylann Storm Roof declared that he came to kill black people. And yet, somehow, a handful of Fox News hosts and pundits refused to concede the racial aspect, instead making the story about the so-called “War on Christians.”

Larry Wilmore got a hold of all that footage and declared that the network’s coverage “makes my fucking head explode.







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Trump Vows to Create Jobs for Comedians. - Andy Borowitz








Florida Fracking And F**king Customers
Millions of homes and businesses who are customers of Florida Power & Light will be financing as much as $500 million a year in unregulated natural gas fracking projects conducted by the state’s largest utility, state regulators decided Thursday.




Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what your country can do for your corporations.- Warren Holstein









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Mirror Lake in beautiful Alberta, Canada.

Peaceful wishes to everyone.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Pope Francis Believes In Man Made Global Warming






Pope Francis blames greedy profiteers for destruction of ‘our Sister, mother Earth’ in landmark encyclical
Pope Francis on Thursday issued a global plea for action to prevent “extraordinary” climate change from destroying the planet and said wealthy countries must bear primary responsibility for creating the problem and for solving it.




Pope Admits God Should Have Spent More Time Making People's Brains. - Andy Borowitz












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Imagine if there were people who displayed the swastika and claimed it was just a proud symbol of their heritage. Confederate flag, anyone? - Jeff Tiedrich













Do You Know Who Is As Dangerous As A Muslim Terrorist? A White Racist.
 A 21-year-old white man suspected of killing nine people at a historic African-American church in Charleston, South Carolina was arrested on Thursday after an attack that the United States is investigating as a hate crime.







"Dylann Storm Roof"? Seriously? What's up with the weird names that white people are always giving their kids? #CharlestonShooting. - Jeff Tiedrich




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I enjoy hearing about how actors shouldn't express their political opinions from people who worship Ronald Reagan.- John Fugelsang





Proof Guns Don't Keep You Safe
Contrary to what the gun lobby argues, personal firearms in the United States are rarely used for self-defense ...In 2012, it said, only 259 “justifiable homicides” involving a private citizen were reported, compared to 8,342 criminal homicides committed with a gun.














The people who are offended by "Happy Holidays" want to know what your problem with the Confederate flag is.- LOLGOP










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GOP Latino Reach Out Is Not Happening
Latino leaders held a convention, but only one Republican candidate came.
In an autopsy of Mitt Romney’s 2012 presidential election loss, the Republican Party concluded it was “imperative” for GOP candidates to step up their engagement with Latinos in order to win back the White House.










Did you see Donald Trump's big announcement today? Trump is very confident. He could be the only presidential candidate to ever pick himself as a running mate.- JimmyKimmel











Trade your Confederate flags for Medicaid expansion. You'll thank us later.- LOLGOP




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Lester Holt Replaces Brian Williams
Andrew Lack, Chairman of NBC News and MSNBC, on Thursday announced that Lester Holt will be named the permanent anchor of "NBC Nightly News."






Jeb: “George already invaded Iraq, and Dad did it before him. Call it my independent streak, but I want to spawn some disasters of my own.”- Andy Borowitz








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Donald Trump is porn for Satan.- John Fugelsang








$612 Billion Defense Policy Bill Faces Veto. Good.
The Senate passed an annual $612 billion defense policy bill Thursday, including extra war funding for the Pentagon that brought a veto threat from the White House.










An English couple has become the world's oldest newlyweds at the ages of 91 and 103. The couple registered at Bed, Bath & the Great Beyond.- Seth Myers






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I always wondered where the Iditarod sled dogs vacationed.

Peace.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Of, course the 3rd time's the charm!





Senate votes to ban use of torture
The Senate on Tuesday overwhelmingly voted to ban the U.S. from ever again subjecting prisoners to waterboarding, “rectal feeding” and other brutal interrogation practices widely condemned as torture.
In a 78-21 vote, lawmakers on both sides of the aisle supported a new prohibition on "enhanced interrogation" practices and other novel detention methods.




Weird. Watching a Bush brother clown around as Iraq still festers and burns is no less sickening a decade later.- LOLGOP













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Donald Trump has a secret plan to learn what ISIS is an acronym for.- LOLGOP









Ambassador Chris Stevens’s Friends Are Tired of This Benghazi Nonsense
The slain diplomat’s friends and colleagues—along with the just-deposed Sid Blumenthal—know that this Benghazi committee’s real goal is to damage Hillary.





Rightwing media hating Hillary again is such vintage 90s nostalgia I'm gonna chug some Zima & listen to Gin Blossoms.- John Fugelsang









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Being a Republican candidate for president is a great way to find out your favorite musicians despise you.- LOLGOP










Jeb Doesn't Seem To Have A Strategy
Jeb Bush said Tuesday that the enhanced interrogation techniques deployed by his brother after Sept. 11 attacks were no longer appropriate, that he hoped the Supreme Court would rule against same-sex marriage, and mocked Hillary Rodham Clinton for passing few laws during her eight years in the Senate.





As America’s Best Christian™, I'm so close to Jesus, the rest of the Trinity calls me “Yoko” behind my back.- Mrs. Betty Bowers











Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.- John Fugelsang





Limbaughtomies Are Working
The good news for Rush Limbaugh: One month after being notified he was getting dumped by his Boston talk radio host station, the talker has a new AM home in the city.
The bad news: The station currently boasts a 0.6 rating, trails four non-commercial stations in the market, and becomes yet another big-city, cellar-dwelling outpost that Limbaugh is forced to call home.






BREAKING: Donald Trump candidacy revealed as desperate ploy to force NBC to shoot another season of The Apprentice. - The Daily Edge





What? A Republican Kicks Another Republican Out Of A Closed Benghazi Meeting?
Former House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) tried to crash former Hillary Clinton adviser Sidney Blumenthal’s deposition before the House Select Committee on Benghazi on Tuesday.
Issa marched into the closed-door deposition and remained inside for about a minute before he was escorted out by the panel’s chairman, Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-S.C.).









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Bernie Draws Huge Crowds
Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has drawn huge crowds recently. He packed Drake University’s auditorium, drew 1,000 people in New Hampshire, and the attendance was estimated at 5,000 at a stop in Minnesota.






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Rachel Dolezal, the white woman pretending to be African American, has resigned from her position in the NAACP. She was last spotted walking out of the NAACP offices with a box full of her Coldplay CDs.- Conan O'Brien





Uh Oh. This Dolezal Family Has The Crazy Factor
The saga of the Dolezal clan, a family at war with itself, is getting more complicated.
Even as Rachel Dolezal, the Spokane NAACP president whose parents outed her as white, resigned from the organization on Monday ahead of a “Today” show interview, another Dolezal was thrust into the spotlight.












Scientists are serious about climate change. Insurance companies are too. Even the Pope is.

GOP: We're gonna trust big oil on this one.- LOLGOP










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Trickle Down Economics works because if you give rich people enough money, some of it's bound to end up with the poor somehow. Maybe as a tip on a pizza.- Republican God










New NASA studies show how the world is running out of water
Drought-stricken California is not the only place draining underground aquifers in the hunt for fresh water.
It's happening across the world, according to two new studies by U.S. researchers released Tuesday.





Beachgoers in Florida have been warned about deadly flesh-eating bacteria in the water. Of course, if you’re even in Florida, you’ve already ignored a few warnings. - Seth Myers







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Sometimes, you just need a break from the stress of life.

Peace.