Saturday, May 30, 2015

Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert accused of hiding sex abuse of former student






Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert accused of hiding sex abuse of former student
Dennis Hastert stumbled into political power amid a Republican sex scandal in 1998 that unexpectedly elevated the husky Illinoisan to a position just two heartbeats away from the presidency.




Irony is Dennis Hastert getting caught by the Patriot Act he helped write when he was Speaker of the House.





Of all the scandals Hillary is responsible for, this Hastert thing is the worst.- Andy Borowitz











The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Just added Cuba back to my official list of State Sponsors of Delicious Sandwiches. Congratulations. It's been a long 50 years. - LOLGOP






Victory Cigar
The Obama Administration’s decision to remove Cuba from its lists of state sponsors of terrorism is drawing fire from Republicans angling for the Oval Office.







Hi, we're the NRA. We spend millions to make it easier for criminals and deranged people to get guns. Which is why you should arm yourself. - John Fugelsang












Pataki Throws Hat In Ring
George Pataki, the newest addition to the packed Republican White House race, said Thursday the bottom of the pack is the best place to start, as he kicked off his long-shot presidential bid in New Hampshire.







The saddest thing is that these are literally the best candidates Republican donors can buy. - LOLGOP




Republican Shenanigans




Conservatives remain fierce defenders your right to practice their religion. - LOLGOP










Christian Conservatives Poke Hornet's Nest At Mosque 
A local Phoenix reporter covering the anti-Islam rally tonight said she “got caught up in a couple brawls” at the event and showed footage of some of them.





There's a difference between climate and weather, libturd. Climate is always changing. Weather is what Obama controls.  - LOLGOP











WTF?
A Colorado Republican and TV evangelist calls for a new St. Patrick to expel modern-day “snakes” — the preacher’s term for gay people — out of Ireland,





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If you watch '16 & Pregnant' and listen very very closely you can dimly hear the sound of Susan B. Anthony screaming. - John Fugelsang












Democrat Martin O'Malley Throws Hat In Ring
Former Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley entered the Democratic presidential race on Saturday in a longshot challenge to Hillary Rodham Clinton for the 2016 nomination, casting himself as a new generation leader who would rebuild the economy and reform Wall Street.









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Ann Coulter Would Ban Fat Immigrants
Commenting on her refusal to hug an undocumented immigrant during a recent interview, Ann Coulter doubled down, adding that she would "not admit overweight" immigrants into the country if she was "in charge of immigration."










The purpose of the GOP primary is to remind America that being a billionaire doesn't make you a genius or particularly good with your money. - LOLGOP








Business/Tech News




Jeb: Corporate Whiz Boy?
During his transition from Florida governor to likely presidential candidate, Jeb Bush served on the boards of or as an adviser to at least 15 companies and nonprofits, a dizzying array of corporate connections that earned him millions of dollars and occasional headaches....Yet experts question how anyone could serve so many boards at once effectively.




If the GOP actually cared about the deficit, the unemployment rate, gas prices and securing the border, they'd be demanding Obama's 3rd term - LOLGOP










"We are now 11 weeks away from the first Republican presidential debate. The debate will be held in a 300-seat theater, so there'll be almost enough seats for all the candidates." –Seth Meyers







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Time To Deflate Photo



Portofino, Italy.


Peace.

Friday, May 29, 2015

Thank you for visiting

I will post a new edition tomorrow, on Saturday, May 30, 2015.
It has been a crazy two days without Internet.
I'll fill you in tomorrow.




 Peace until I see you tomorrow!

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Scramble begins as Patriot Act teeters





Scramble begins as Patriot Act teeters
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is running out of time to save sections of the Patriot Act that the White House deems crucial to national security.




BREAKING: US arrests international soccer executives. Global war criminals still at large. - The Daily Edge









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Florida is considering legalizing silencers so you can stand your ground without all the hoopla.- JokeBlogger.com














U.S. Marines Being Deployed To Honduras Because.... Hurricanes
Troops from a 250-strong contingent of US Marines will start to deploy to Honduras this week to provide help if needed during the region’s hurricane season and to train local forces, officials said Tuesday.








Ireland legalizes gay marriage and gets a rainbow.
Texas bans gay marriage and gets a flood.

TAKE A HINT, PEOPLE! - TheGoodGodAbove










Republican Shenanigans




You can see Russia from her porch, if you look directly through her ears. - JokeBlogger.com












Wow. One Conservative Columnist Attacks Another.
One can understand why the Weekly Standard’s William Kristol would try to nullify Hillary Clinton’s presidential candidacy, but smearing all baby boomers in the process seems a stretch of veracity in the service of a blank page.







Glad we have a president who won't play the "Sorry, I Can't Help Texas with Floods 'Cuz I Don't Want Them to Think I'm Invading Them" Card.- LOLGOP










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What Does Google, Apple And Edward Snowden Have In Common?
At an 18th-century mansion in England’s countryside last week, current and former spy chiefs from seven countries faced off with representatives from tech giants Apple and Google to discuss government surveillance in the aftermath of Edward Snowden’s leaks.











Republicans Invite Head of FIFA to Address Congress. - Andy Borowitz





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Setback For Immigration
The Obama administration has lost a bid to lift a temporary injunction blocking the president’s controversial executive action that promised special status and work permits to nearly 5 million immigrants living illegally in the United States.











The University of Phoenix now offers an advanced degree in Debt Slavery.- John Fugelsang




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Was Hillary involved in the FIFA corruption scandal??? Is that what was in those deleted emails???- Tea Party Cat




Money Talks, Molesters Walk
Several companies that advertise with TLC are responding to pressure from customers to pull ads from the popular show "19 Kids and Counting," after star Josh Duggar apologized in the wake of the release of a 2006 police report alleging he molested underage girls as a teenager.












The Catholic Church says that abstinence is 100% effective in preventing pregnancy.

HA! Tell that to the Virgin Mary.- TheGoodGodAbove









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Time To Deflate Photo



Bunda Cliffs, Australia. 100km of unbroken cliffs opening onto the vast Nullarbor plain.


Peace.