All Hat No Cattle

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

John McCain mocks Obama for calling climate change a threat as ISIS advances

John McCain mocks Obama for calling climate change a threat as ISIS advances
Senator John McCain on Sunday attacked the president for citing climate change as a threat to national security, suggesting that the Obama administration’s focus on environmental issues was detracting from the fight against Islamic State militants in Iraq and Syria.

President Obama, by the way, has set a Guinness World Record as the fastest person to get a million Twitter followers. Obama now has as many followers as the Republicans have presidential candidates.- Conan O'Brien

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Obama doesn't care about vets, say pols who cut their food stamps, UE benefits & sent them to war on a lie in the 1st place. - John Fugelsang

Austrian Terrorist?
A 14-year-old boy from Austria who downloaded bomb-making plans onto his Playstation games console was sentenced to a two-year jail term on Tuesday after pleading guilty to terrorism charges, a court spokeswoman said.

#MemorialDay - when America honors its fallen heroes with beer, action films & air conditioner sales. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Next on Fox News we'll have the author of "Get the Hell Out of My Country, Jose" to discuss how liberals are too quick to scream racism.- LOLGOP

A Fox News debate and the murder of the Iowa straw poll
The Iowa straw poll is dead. Long live the Fox News debate.
For decades, the August event in the Hawkeye State has served as a first culling of Republican candidates for president.

Seems that Black people could justifiably say in court "I feared for my life" just like the cops who regularly murder them do.- Kona Lowell

Rock The Voter News

Americans Flocking To Cuba
The thaw in relations between the U.S. and Cuba has led to a stunning 36 percent increase in visits by Americans to the island, including thousands who are flying into Cuba from third countries like Mexico in order to sidestep U.S. restrictions on tourism.

Imagine if Bush's wars and tax plans were investigated as much as the Clintons' private lives.- LOLGOP

"Hillary Clinton is trying to get the young vote. She's doing her best to win over millennials. Hillary's telling millennials if all goes well, she too plans to move back into the home where she lived in the 1990s." –Conan O'Brien

Business/Tech News

Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders introduced a new bill that would make four-year college tuition free. Which was great news, unless you were the student who was just walking out of your graduation.- Jimmy Fallon

Media CEOs Are The Highest Paid
They're not Hollywood stars, they're not TV personalities and they don't play in a rock band, but their pay packages are in the same league.

Six of the 10 highest-paid CEOs last year worked in the media industry, according to a study carried out by executive compensation data firm Equilar and The Associated Press.

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

This artist's concept depicts the most luminous galaxy known in the universe. The object, which was discovered by NASA’s WISE space telescope, is called WISE J224607.57-052635.0
Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech

Peace.

Monday, May 25, 2015

I am getting old. A party I attended yesterday really tuckered me out.

So today's edition will be the party I attended.

Yesterday, it was my friend, Yvonne's 80th birthday. There was a surprise party for her.
Below is the moment she realized it was a surprise party.

Somebody has already made fun of my chicken legs. So go right ahead and laugh.

Angele held the party at her new home and job. She and her husband Jose are renovating and managing a lovely resort.

There are several rentals on the property. This is the common area.

Angele created a lovely spread. She an served an appetizer of homemade tortilla chips, fried cheese, with salsa and guacamole dips.

Angele, Yvonne and Judy, who took all these beautiful pictures except this one.

One of the dishes was pineapple rice and shrimp.

The next dish was a creamy cheese, crab and shrimp fare served on a huge shell.

Then the sun started to set.

There were four expats at Yvonne's party...Yvonne, who is Swiss, Judy is from Iowa, Angele is from Quebec and me, from Florida.

Below is when Angele handed me a lovely tribute she had written to Yvonne because she was too emotional to read it.

Just last week, Yvonne and I got stuck on our way to Playas del Coco. Yvonne is quite the adventurous woman. We never made it to Coco.

Pura vida. Here's hoping we're all living life this well at 80.

So, tomorrow I will be back with a fresh edition of AHNC.

Thank you for stopping by!

Peace.

Friday, May 22, 2015

A lot of Republicans who want to be president got their picture taken with a child molester

A lot of Republicans who want to be president got their picture taken with a child molester
The Republican Party is currently firming up plans for their 2016 Presidential debates; attempting to figure out how to fit possibly 70 candidates onto one stage in a way that it doesn’t make them look like a gospel choir — only all white.

Another self-righteous Christian is discovered to be a deviant. Molesting kids is ok, but god forbid a loving gay couple marry.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

The GOP has decided that their best hope is to run against George W. Bush's war and George W. Bush's economy with George W. Bush's brother.- LOLGOP

So How's Afghanistan Doing?
The Afghan government has enlisted hundreds of militia fighters controlled by local commanders to battle Taliban militants near the northern city of Kunduz, officials said, underlining how the armed forces are struggling to tackle the insurgency alone.

Republican Shenanigans

"Those who oppress the poor insult their Maker.”
— Proverbs 14:31

Creepy TV Christians Cancelled
“19 Kids and Counting” is down for the count.
The network’s reported decision to take the show off the air comes after a public outcry over Josh Duggar’s admission that he molested several young girls, including possibly his sisters, when he was a teenager.

Chelsea Clinton has written a children's book titled “It’s Your World: Get Informed, Get Inspired & Get Going.” It’s a great book to read to your workaholic toddler.- Seth Myers

Rock The Voter News

Obama Still Hasn’t Figured Out How To Adjust Height Of Oval Office Desk Chair - The Onion

Bernie Sanders made around $2,000 last year for two speeches and a TV appearance, compared to the $25 million the Clintons made. Making him the first person in history to run for president just because he really needs the money.- Jimmy Fallon

California Environmental Groups Pissed!
This week's oil spill in California has become a springboard for environmental groups to attack the oil industry, with calls ranging from a ban on fracking in the Golden State to a halt to drilling in the far-flung Arctic.

House Science Committee Questions Whether Oil Spills are Man-made. - Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

David Letterman gone. Yet one more guy who lost his job because of Obama’s failed economic policies!- Tea Party Cat

California Oil Spill Update
The U.S. Department of Transportation has issued a corrective action order to Allied All American Pipeline over the pipeline rupture leading to this week's oil spill near Santa Barbara, California, federal safety officials said on Friday.

At least now when Republicans talk about Keystone as their jobs plan, we'll know what they mean: Oil spill clean-up. - LOLGOP