Jeb W. Bush

Jeb Bush: 3 Days, 4 Different Answers About Iraq
--IT ALL STARTED WITH ONE QUESTION posed by Fox News’ Megyn Kelly: “Knowing what we know now, would you have authorized the invasion” of Iraq in 2003? And over the last few days, Jeb Bush, who is not yet an official presidential candidate, has struggled to grab hold of one answer. Here’s a look back:




If Jeb doesn't step it up, other members of the Bush family may get in the race.- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Death toll in Kabul hotel attack rises to 14; Taliban claim responsibility
• Gulf states to cool temperature at Camp David summit
• North Korea Said to Execute a Top Official, With an Antiaircraft Gun
• China cautions US Navy on patrols in South China Sea
• Navy will not discharge Guantanamo nurse

Goldilocks Bush:

My dad invaded Iraq too little.

My brother did it too much.

I'll invade Iraq just right! - LOLGOP




Republican Schools Jeb
Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul said that his fellow Republican, former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, gave an "incredibly fumbled answer" when he was asked earlier this week if he would have authorized the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

Republican Shenanigans

• College Student Confronts Jeb Bush: ‘Your Brother Created ISIS’
• Rand Paul To Jeb Bush: 'Invading Iraq Was A Mistake' — Even As A Hypothetical
• Republican Rubio hits Clinton on trade, 'negligent' foreign policy
• Hannity Calls Jon Stewart 'Sanctimonious Jackass' over Spring Break Mockery
• Fox Blurs Famous Picasso Painting Because Boobies
• House passes bill banning abortions after 20 weeks

Want to reduce abortions? 

Universal health care, free birth control and no political abortion restrictions. 

In other words, Canada.- LOLGOP

A Lone Voice In A Sea Of GOP Cuts
Former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell was visibly angry at House Republicans during an MSNBC interview on Wednesday, nearly cursing on-air about the GOP’s plan to cut $252 million in Amtrak funding hours after a train derailment that killed seven people and injured more than 50 others.





Fox News: We don't vilify the poor! We're jealous of them. Those lazy bastards don't have to work.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

• Obama's Warren attacks backfire
• Naming names helped Obama get fast-track back on track
• Report: King of Bahrain skips President Obama meeting for horse show

According to Republicans, Black folk citing racial abuse is playing the "race card" but whining about them citing it isn't.- Kona Lowell

Congressmen Surprised Azerbaijan Funded Their Trip To Azerbaijan. What?
Four House lawmakers say they had no idea that a 2013 congressional trip to Azerbaijan (ah-zur-by-JAHN') was paid for by that country's government.

The government isn't invading Texas or coming for your guns, but it is coming for your uterus. - The Daily Edge

Prison Gone Bad
An inspection of a controversial California prison revealed unsanitary conditions, from a lack of hot water and incorrect storage of raw food to rodent droppings, a state report shows.







Business/Tech News

• Oil trades above $67 as stock draws counter economic worries
• GoPro's CEO Just Dropped $229 Million to Fulfill a Promise to His College Roommate
• Facebook Courts News Giants Into A Deal To Share Viewers, And Revenues
• Manila factory blaze kills 72 in sweatshop conditions

"This accident would not have occurred" if the train was equipped with technology Amtrak has been asking for -- NTSB

Honey Bee Deaths Increase
To the horror of beekeepers around the country, it appears that the worrisome decline in honeybees is getting even worse. According to the latest annual government study, U.S. beekeepers reported losing 42.1 percent of the total number of colonies managed from April 2014 through April 2015, much higher than the 34.2 percent from the year prior.





House GOP introduces new rail safety bill that gives all Amtrak funding to rich so that safety may trickle down to riders.- Tea Party Cat

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Odd News

• Hungry cancer patient calls 911
• Police: Man enraged by lack of mac 'n cheese at rest stop
• Beijing police warn 'strange outfits' on subway may cause stampedes
• A nail in the eye, a lucky landscaper left without a scratch
• Driver fined after truck tipped, spilled millions of bees

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Maligne Lake in Alberta,Canada.

Peace.

Jeb Bush backs off support of Iraq invasion

Jeb Bush backs off support of Iraq invasion
Republican Jeb Bush said on Tuesday that "mistakes were made" in the Iraq war, moving to disavow a controversial statement he made in support of the 2003 invasion ordered by his brother, then-President George W. Bush.




Jeb Bush: "Knowing what I know today I would have kept my mouth shut yesterday."- The Daily Edge

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Jeb: Answering That Iraq Question Would Be A ‘Disservice’ To The Troops
• Yemen truce broadly holds, but reports of violations
• Hezbollah, Syrian army make big gains in border battle
• Return to pragmatism in Russia-West ties? Kerry-Putin talks hint that way.

Says something that the invasion Iraq is less controversial in the Republican party than the "invasion" of Texas.- LOLGOP

Amtrak Train Crashes, GOP Cuts Amtrak Budget
House Republicans who are pushing to slash $260 million from Amtrak’s budget found themselves in an awkward position Wednesday — voting to defend those cuts even as investigators search for the cause of Tuesday night’s fatal crash in Philadelphia.






Bush Says He Will Harm Nation Differently from His Brother. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

• Rick Santorum blames Christianity’s decline on lack of anti-abortion zealots running for president
• Texas attorney general tells CNN: Gays can ‘feel how they want’ but marriage is for straight people
• Fox Host Jokingly Compares Amtrak Crash To Hillary Clinton's Campaign (VIDEO) 
• Fox & Friends interrupts breaking Amtrak news to ask lawyers how to make money off crash
• Kasich Wouldn't Have Seen Invading Iraq 'As Vital To National Interests' 

Given the choices of Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, Huckabee, Rick Perry, Marco Rubio and Scott Walker, why are you crying?- LOLGOP




Republican Rapist, Pedophile and John
Vermont state legislator Norman McAllister has plead not guilty to three felony counts of sexual assault, and three misdemeanor counts of soliciting sex workers. The case against McAllister involves multiple victims, including at least one child. But the Republican state senator maintains that — not only is he not resigning — he has not done a single thing wrong.

Rock The Voter News

• Fox guest to Michelle Obama: Don’t complain about racism because whites hired you for your black skin
• Walker Still Leads Nationally, Clinton Over 60%

Wow. Threatening John McCain?
The founder of the Oath Keepers, a loose-knit group of current and former law enforcement officials and military who pledge to defend the Constitution, called for Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) to be "hung by the neck until dead" for treason last week as the president of the Arizona Senate looked on.

"Harriet Tubman replacing Jackson on the $20?  But she only slaughtered, like, zero Indians!"- John Fugelsang

Business/Tech News

• Oil rises after U.S. crude draw but stockpiles still hefty 
• Obama slams CEOs who read some Ayn Rand and feel entitled to stiff their workers
• US Airways likely to stop flying this fall
• Southwest pilots announce strike preparation as talks lag
• California golf courses tee up water-saving measures

Dear Americans,
Good job putting Harriet Tubman on the 20  dollar bill. Next up: putting George Carlin on the 1 dollar bill.
- God




Deal Or Deadlock?
Republicans and Democrats in the U.S. Senate are expected on Wednesday to announce a deal paving the way for votes this week and next week on controversial trade legislation, according to a senior Democratic aide.

Don't follow the crowd.  It's crowded. - Yogi Berra

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Odd News

• Fla. funeral home workers fired after leaving Army vet in hearse during coffee run
• Motorcyclist stopped with $350,000 in cash
• Naked Mississippi Man Allegedly Jumps On Deputy's Back, Steals Patrol Car
• Pranksters plant tree at Ohio park _ in baseball infield
• Swedish peace group launches gay sonar against Russian subs

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The pyramids of Giza, Egypt, 1870.

Peace.

George Zimmerman: Have Gun, Will Unravel

Man who shot at George Zimmerman claims self-defense; police seize guns
ORLANDO, Fla. — Police say they have recovered a handgun from George Zimmerman and took two guns from a man accused of shooting at Zimmerman.




FACT:  If you search "George Zimmerman" + "Karma" today your computer explodes.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Kerry meets Putin to gauge flexibility on Ukraine, Syria
• Saudi FM says U.S.-Gulf summit to focus on 'aggressive' Iran
• Iraq says IS demolishes ruins to cover up looting operations
• Another deadly earthquake spreads fear and misery in Nepal

Conservative nut balls back Netanyahu over our President, cause if Obama won't start WW3, they're gonna find somebody that will.- Tea Pain Tweet

McCain Jokes About Texas Paranoia
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) on Monday ribbed Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) for asking the State Guard to monitor an upcoming U.S. military training exercise in the Lone Star state, The Dallas Morning News reported.
“I’m sure the people of Texas feel much more secure,” McCain said sarcastically, according to the newspaper.





"Where are the organizations in defense of white men?" asks Fox News host who has apparently never heard of Fox News. - LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

• Ex-Bush Aide: Jeb Told Me He Misheard Question About Invading Iraq
• Laura Ingraham On Jeb's Iraq Answer: There's 'Something Wrong With You' 
• Jeb Would Reverse Obama's Executive Actions By Passing Immigration Reform
• Fox Guest: Michelle Obama Got Into Princeton Because Of Affirmative Action
• ‘American SHE DEVIL': Twitter conservatives rage after Michelle Obama talks about racism
• Citizens United head’s mother-in-law calls immigrants ‘rats and roaches’ during GOP event

Jeb Bush is having Liz Cheney-type primary experience.- LOLGOP

Ron Paul Blames Lazy Blacks
In an interview earlier this month with Lew Rockwell — flagged today by BuzzFeed’s Andrew Kaczynski and Megan Apper — Paul asserted that members of the Congressional Black Caucus oppose military intervention abroad because they’d rather spend funds on food stamps than war.




It's probably a bad sign that the GOP's only minority outreach over the last two years was to George Zimmerman.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

• Obama’s war of words over trade deal puts pressure on Clinton
• New Hampshire Poll: Hillary Clinton Resilient in Nation's First Primary 

Why is Michelle Obama talking about racism. It didn't hold back any of our other First Ladies. - LOLGOP

South Side of Chicago: President Obama's Library Begins
President Barack Obama's future presidential library and museum will open in Chicago's South Side, his wife's childhood home and where he once worked as a law professor, the Barack Obama Foundation announced Tuesday. The library will be hosted by the University of Chicago.

Knowing what we know now, why is Jeb Bush running for president?- LOLGOP

Take A Picture At Yellowstone And It's Jail For You!
Imagine visiting Yellowstone this summer. You wake up before dawn to take a picture of the sunrise over the mists emanating from Yellowstone hot springs. A thunderhead towers above the rising sun, and the picture turns out beautifully. You submit the photo to a contest sponsored by the National Weather Service. Under a statute signed into law by the Wyoming governor this spring, you have just committed a crime and could face up to one year in prison.




Business/Tech News

• Oil prices drop on high Saudi output, Goldman expects more falls
• Putin's Next Takeover Target Is Oil Giant's $34 Billion Cash Pile
• Two for-profit college executives have been charged with fraud
• FTC urges Michigan to end direct sales ban of Tesla

You can punch your wife if it's off-camera but don't abuse our balls. - The NFL - John Fugelsang

Real Estate In California
Mike Judge, "King of the Hill" creator, has sold his retreat in Malibu for $4.3 million -- roughly $600,000 less than he paid for it eight years ago.
Built in 1977, the Craftsman-esque house sits on more than an acre of park-like grounds with a swimming pool, a tennis court and a guest house. The 3,696 square feet of living space include living, dining and family rooms, a den, six bedrooms and five bathrooms.




It would be terrible if Jeb Bush had to suffer any inconvenience for the massive misery caused by his brother's presidency.- LOLGOP

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Odd News

• 7 Top Futurists Make  Predictions About What The Next Decade Will Bring
• Please don't drunkenly chase the bears, Massachusetts police urge
• Oklahoma man pleads guilty in deadly 'atomic wedgie' case
• Bronze 'Scary Lucy' statue to be part of new comedy center
• Elderly man with prostitute under bed loses housing subsidy

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The town  of Rocamadour, France, is a complex of monastic buildings and pilgrimage churches, traditionally dependent on the pilgrimage site and now on the tourist trade, lies near the river on the lowest slopes; it gets its name from Rocamadour, a small goat’s milk cheese.

Peace.