Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Jeb Bush backs off support of Iraq invasion



Jeb Bush backs off support of Iraq invasion
Republican Jeb Bush said on Tuesday that "mistakes were made" in the Iraq war, moving to disavow a controversial statement he made in support of the 2003 invasion ordered by his brother, then-President George W. Bush.




Jeb Bush: "Knowing what I know today I would have kept my mouth shut yesterday."- The Daily Edge









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Says something that the invasion Iraq is less controversial in the Republican party than the "invasion" of Texas.- LOLGOP




Amtrak Train Crashes, GOP Cuts Amtrak Budget
House Republicans who are pushing to slash $260 million from Amtrak’s budget found themselves in an awkward position Wednesday — voting to defend those cuts even as investigators search for the cause of Tuesday night’s fatal crash in Philadelphia.






Bush Says He Will Harm Nation Differently from His Brother. - Andy Borowitz








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Given the choices of Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, Huckabee, Rick Perry, Marco Rubio and Scott Walker, why are you crying?- LOLGOP




Republican Rapist, Pedophile and John
Vermont state legislator Norman McAllister has plead not guilty to three felony counts of sexual assault, and three misdemeanor counts of soliciting sex workers. The case against McAllister involves multiple victims, including at least one child. But the Republican state senator maintains that — not only is he not resigning — he has not done a single thing wrong.








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Wow. Threatening John McCain?
The founder of the Oath Keepers, a loose-knit group of current and former law enforcement officials and military who pledge to defend the Constitution, called for Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) to be "hung by the neck until dead" for treason last week as the president of the Arizona Senate looked on.










"Harriet Tubman replacing Jackson on the $20?  But she only slaughtered, like, zero Indians!"- John Fugelsang





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Dear Americans,
Good job putting Harriet Tubman on the 20  dollar bill. Next up: putting George Carlin on the 1 dollar bill.
- God




Deal Or Deadlock?
Republicans and Democrats in the U.S. Senate are expected on Wednesday to announce a deal paving the way for votes this week and next week on controversial trade legislation, according to a senior Democratic aide.








Don't follow the crowd.  It's crowded. - Yogi Berra









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The pyramids of Giza, Egypt, 1870.

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Tuesday, May 12, 2015

George Zimmerman: Have Gun, Will Unravel





Man who shot at George Zimmerman claims self-defense; police seize guns
ORLANDO, Fla. — Police say they have recovered a handgun from George Zimmerman and took two guns from a man accused of shooting at Zimmerman.




FACT:  If you search "George Zimmerman" + "Karma" today your computer explodes.- John Fugelsang











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Conservative nut balls back Netanyahu over our President, cause if Obama won't start WW3, they're gonna find somebody that will.- Tea Pain Tweet










McCain Jokes About Texas Paranoia
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) on Monday ribbed Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) for asking the State Guard to monitor an upcoming U.S. military training exercise in the Lone Star state, The Dallas Morning News reported.
“I’m sure the people of Texas feel much more secure,” McCain said sarcastically, according to the newspaper.





"Where are the organizations in defense of white men?" asks Fox News host who has apparently never heard of Fox News. - LOLGOP










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Jeb Bush is having Liz Cheney-type primary experience.- LOLGOP










Ron Paul Blames Lazy Blacks
In an interview earlier this month with Lew Rockwell — flagged today by BuzzFeed’s Andrew Kaczynski and Megan Apper — Paul asserted that members of the Congressional Black Caucus oppose military intervention abroad because they’d rather spend funds on food stamps than war.




It's probably a bad sign that the GOP's only minority outreach over the last two years was to George Zimmerman.- LOLGOP









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Why is Michelle Obama talking about racism. It didn't hold back any of our other First Ladies. - LOLGOP










South Side of Chicago: President Obama's Library Begins
President Barack Obama's future presidential library and museum will open in Chicago's South Side, his wife's childhood home and where he once worked as a law professor, the Barack Obama Foundation announced Tuesday. The library will be hosted by the University of Chicago.





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Knowing what we know now, why is Jeb Bush running for president?- LOLGOP










Take A Picture At Yellowstone And It's Jail For You!
Imagine visiting Yellowstone this summer. You wake up before dawn to take a picture of the sunrise over the mists emanating from Yellowstone hot springs. A thunderhead towers above the rising sun, and the picture turns out beautifully. You submit the photo to a contest sponsored by the National Weather Service. Under a statute signed into law by the Wyoming governor this spring, you have just committed a crime and could face up to one year in prison.




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You can punch your wife if it's off-camera but don't abuse our balls. - The NFL - John Fugelsang








Real Estate In California
Mike Judge, "King of the Hill" creator, has sold his retreat in Malibu for $4.3 million -- roughly $600,000 less than he paid for it eight years ago.
Built in 1977, the Craftsman-esque house sits on more than an acre of park-like grounds with a swimming pool, a tennis court and a guest house. The 3,696 square feet of living space include living, dining and family rooms, a den, six bedrooms and five bathrooms.




It would be terrible if Jeb Bush had to suffer any inconvenience for the massive misery caused by his brother's presidency.- LOLGOP









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The town  of Rocamadour, France, is a complex of monastic buildings and pilgrimage churches, traditionally dependent on the pilgrimage site and now on the tourist trade, lies near the river on the lowest slopes; it gets its name from Rocamadour, a small goat’s milk cheese.

Peace.

Monday, May 11, 2015

Republican presidential hopefuls intensify anti-terrorism message: ‘We will kill you’






Republican presidential hopefuls intensify anti-terrorism message: ‘We will kill you’
Ted Cruz bluntly remarked that a police officer who killed two gunmen who were likely inspired by the Islamic State helped them to “meet their virgins.” Bobby Jindal quipped that gun control means “hitting your target.” Marco Rubio quoted the violent action film “Taken” to describe his plan for defeating radical Islam.





Thank goodness Republicans don't have to deal with the problem of having to deal with a popular ex-president.- LOLGOP











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Knowing what he knows now, Jeb Bush would have still invaded Iraq, which makes you wonder WTF he knows now.- LOLGOP













Saudi King Slaps Obama With A Velvet Glove
Newly crowned Saudi King Salman has refused an invitation to attend a landmark summit hosted by President Barack Obama, amid angst over US-Iran nuclear negotiations.









People donating to Clinton Foundation to influence Hillary? Sinister!
People donating to SuperPACs to influence Republicans? Freedom!- Tea Party Cat











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Jeb makes it official. 3 out of 3 Bushes agree that invading Iraq was a good thing.- Kona Lowell













Principal Goes On Racist Rant Then Blames It On The Devil
The graduation ceremony at a private school in Stone Mountain, Georgia sank into disarray after the school’s principal and founder clashed with the audience...







Conservatives are fierce defenders of your right to practice their religion.- LOLGOP






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Obama And Elizabeth Warren Disagree
“She’s absolutely wrong,” Barack Obama said, before I could even get the question out of my mouth.
He was talking about Elizabeth Warren, the Massachusetts senator and populist crusader whom Obama helped elevate to national prominence. Warren generally reserves her more acid critiques for Republicans and Wall Street, but in recent weeks she’s been leading a vocal coalition of leftist groups and lawmakers who oppose the president’s free-trade pact with 12 Asian countries.











Crazy that moms have only been able to vote for less than a century. We should make one president or something.- LOLGOP






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BREAKING: Obama announces military invades Texas as part of Jade Helm exercises, rounding up all Tea Partiers and giving their guns to ISIS.- Tea Party Cat





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A conservative is someone who believes that regulations can only solve the poor eating and people having uteri.- LOLGOP











Virgin Atlantic Bows To Its Passengers
Virgin Atlantic last week launched its inaugural flight between Los Angeles and London on a 787 Dreamliner. The plane is chock-full of passenger amenities, including windows that dim with the touch of a button, a bar near the upper-class section and a wall of shelves near the middle of the plane that is stocked with free snacks and drinks.
A feature that won’t be found on most other planes is an area in the back of the 787 for shooting selfies.






In the future everything in your house will be connected to the Internet, except the exact device you're trying to use.- LOLGOP









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A sculpture by Bruno Catalan.

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