Monday, May 4, 2015

Former CIA official says GOP distorted agency's Benghazi findings




Former CIA official says GOP distorted agency's Benghazi findings
Former CIA deputy director says Republicans repeatedly distorted the agency's analysis of the Benghazi attack in 2012 that killed the U.S. ambassador to Libya and three other Americans. He also says U.S. intelligence agencies failed to recognize that al-Qaida would rapidly regain strength after the killing of Osama bin Laden.





The liberal media is so liberal that an actual liberal is running for POTUS & the only one to cover the Bernie Sanders announcement is FOX.- John Fugelsang











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Jeb Says We Need To Scare Our Enemies 
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush argued Saturday that American foreign policy should frighten the nation’s enemies abroad with its strength.

“The basic policy should be our friends know we have their back over the long haul, and our enemies need to fear us again,” Bush said at the South Carolina GOP convention in Columbia, according to the Associated Press.






Bin Laden may be dead but that lip gloss is still a threat to every soul on this plane unless it's in a small plastic bag.- John Fugelsang










Texas Police Kill Two Gunmen At Anti-Islamic Event
Texas police shot dead two gunmen who opened fire on Sunday outside an exhibit of caricatures of the Prophet Mohammad that was organized by an anti-Islamic group and billed as a free-speech event.




"The city of San Francisco announced that on January 1 tobacco of any kind will be illegal.
So you'll finally be able to say to a police officer, 'No, no, this is just weed.'" - Seth Meyers









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Every time a state passes a law that allows guns in bars Darwin's ghost does a victory lap.- John Fugelsang









So How's That Abstinence Only Program Going?
Chlamydia outbreaks hits nearly 10 percent of small Texas school in district with no sex-ed policy.




Awesome when people who defend Dick Cheney call other people 'thugs.'- John Fugelsang










Baltimore Update
Maryland National Guard troops in Baltimore have begun to demobilize, with the last of the soldiers expected to withdraw Tuesday, a spokesman said.
About 1,400 remain on duty Monday but are in various stages of demobilization, said National Guard spokesman Col. Charles S. Kohler.








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Republicans unveil new plan to repeal Obamacare and replace it with a tax cut for the rich. - The Daily Edge









Obama Didn't Invade Texas After All
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott announced he was ordering the Texas State Guard to monitor a Navy SEAL/Green Beret joint training exercise, which was taking place in Texas and several other states, everybody here looked up from their iPhones. What?






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Amazing how the people who are skeptical of climate science can be convinced of almost anything else.- LOLGOP









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The GOP is now the party of workers who are afraid their boss' boss' boss' kids may have to pay any inheritance taxes - LOLGOP








Airbus Suing Germany And U.S. For Spying
European aviation company Airbus said Friday it is taking legal action following reports that it was targeted by German and U.S. intelligence agencies.




Bruce Jenner is famous for being the only Kardashian who's famous for a reason.- John Fugelsang







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The Diphylleia grayi is an extraordinary flower with white petals that turn beautifully transparent upon contact with water.

Peace.

Friday, May 1, 2015

Just a short synopsis of my day


I feel like a million dollars after I fixed my laptop that went down last night.

The darn thing just shut down last night beeping. I tried to restart it and I would get a series of eight beeps… one beep, pause, 3 beeps, pause, 3 beeps, pause, and one beep, than nothing.

I thought the hell with it, I’m going to bed and maybe it will magically fix itself while I sleep..

This morning I got online with the purple tablet and started searching for a solution. I found that these series of beeps meant something. It meant that either my DIMM card needed to be replaced or my motherboard. Sigh.

I took a DIMM card from my old Toshiba that died in 2012 and replaced it. Sure enough my laptop starts up. Unfortunately it was in Spanish. I got back on my tablet and went to Google Translate and was able to reset my laptop to its original state.

Standing ovation, please!







On top of everything else, my landlord is moving some furniture into my apt. and they had to rearrange things. One is a wooden closet, which I need. So I have been busy dealing with that also.

I will be back online Monday with a fresh funny issue!




Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience and best wishes for a peaceful weekend.


Thursday, April 30, 2015

White House On A Possible Military Takeover Of Texas: Um, No





White House On A Possible Military Takeover Of Texas: Um, No
White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest was asked to weigh in on Texas Gov. Greg Abbott's (R) request that the State Guard monitor the training exercise to ensure that Texans' "safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed."
"I have no idea what he’s thinking," Earnest said




If you believe gay marriage will cause the Rapture, shouldn't you be FOR gay marriage?- Tina Dupuy











The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




As America’s Best Christian™ I’m praying for all the people in Nepal.  Because sending them water and medical supplies costs money. - Mrs. Betty Bowers









Pakistan Sends Meat To Nepal's Hindus
Pakistan is being widely criticized for its show of insensitivity by sending beef to the grief stricken survivors in Nepal, who belong to Hindu religion which believes Cow as mother and a sacred animal and eating beef is most condemnable thing. Pakistan’s 'relief' of Beef Masala has turned into 'agony' for grief-stricken Nepal earthquake survivors.





Sarah Palin announces she's running for president in 2018. - Frank The Doorman Tweet










Should we take Bernie Sanders seriously? He's no birther. He's never turned on his one big bill or shut down the government. Not named Bush.- LOLGOP




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Maybe it's time Christian conservatives started caring more about innocent people being shot by cops than how working moms spend Food Stamps. - The Daily Edge









Justice Roberts Sides With Liberals
A divided Supreme Court ruled Wednesday that states can ban judicial candidates from personally asking for campaign contributions, in a decision aimed at protecting the impartiality of elected judges.




Rand Paul blames violent crime on absentee fathers.
RELATED: Rand Paul's drunk son arrested for airport assault. - The Daily Edge











People with stick figures of children on your car: How come you can peel off decals but can't roll down condoms? - Mrs. Betty Bowers





Did Jeb Bush Just Commit Political Suicide?
 Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush declared Wednesday that 11 million immigrants in the country illegally should have an opportunity to stay, wading yet again into his party's contentious immigrant debate.










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New Crazy Drug In Florida
One man ran naked through a Florida neighborhood, tried to have sex with a tree and told police he was the mythical god Thor. Another ran nude down a busy city street in broad daylight, convinced a pack of German shepherds was pursuing him.











When do you call a white kid a thug? When you can't see his skin color under his hoodie. - Kona Lowell





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Bernie Sanders' announcement for president marks the first time the word "Socialist" has ever been used correctly on Fox News.- LOLGOP











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The Apple watch won't work properly on some tattooed wrists. Especially ones that say "Bill Gates Rulz!"- Daily Show Tweet









It's Obama's Fault! Said No Republican About This.
Applications for U.S. jobless benefits declined last week to the lowest level in 15 years, showing employers view a first-quarter slowdown in the economy is probably temporary.




NFL will end its tax exempt status. Still maintains exemption from the laws of brain science.- Daily Show Tweet









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A closeup of a hummingbird.

Peace.