Thursday, April 23, 2015

Rand Paul yanks Ray-Bans after complaint





Rand Paul yanks Ray-Bans after complaint
Ray-Ban has asked Sen. Rand Paul’s presidential campaign to quit selling the brand’s Wayfarer sunglasses, which Paul had imprinted with the “Rand” logo.

The Rand-Ban sunglasses were for sale for $150 on Paul’s website as recently as Tuesday. The website described the product as “the intersection of politics and cool.”




House GOP to delay final Benghazi report till just before 2016 election in effort to remind voters what a pathetic bunch of wankers they are. - The Daily Edge Tweet










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Russian Missile Failure
A surface-to-air missile crashed shortly after being launched in northern Russia on Wednesday, Russian news agencies said, in a failed test that will be seen as an embarrassment for the country's military forces.









Sammy Davis Jr. performs for members of the 1st Cavalry Division Long Binh, Vietnam, 1972.




Paid Off Politicians
 Ultra-conservatives Charles and David Koch could spend $300 million on the 2016 US election, as they favor five Republican candidates that align with the billionaire brothers' political philosophy, one of them said.




New Yorkers, each one on average, create 15 pounds of garbage every week. Of course, that goes up if you're disposing of a body.- David Letterman










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It's still early but Reuters may have won funniest headline of the day with "Rubio reaches out to gay Republicans."- John Fugelsang





“If you touch me again, I’ll drop your a--,” Rep. Stephen Knight (R-Calif.) told a group of protesters...







It's Obama's Fault!
The U.S. Secret Service failed to replace a broken alarm system at the Houston home of former President George H.W. Bush for more than a year, according to a government report on the troubled protection agency.





In honor of Earth Day, America must go all out to save a creature that’s on the verge of extinction. I’m talking, of course, about the Republican politician who believes in science. - Bill Maher










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Surprising Supreme Court Ruling
The Supreme Court ruled 6-3 on Tuesday that the Constitution forbids police from holding a suspect without probable cause, even for fewer than 10 extra minutes.

Writing on behalf of the court, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg declared that the constitutional protections against unreasonable search and seizure prevent police from extending an otherwise completed traffic stop to allow for a drug-sniffing dog to arrive.











 The Fox News host who said Hillary Clinton ate at Chipotle to appeal to Hispanic voters——must answer me this: where is she supposed to eat? If she goes to Chick-fil-A, they’ll claim she’s flip-flopped on gay marriage; Panda Express, she’s not being tough enough on China;  Dunkin Donuts, sympathizing with violent cops;  Dairy Queen, sounds too much like “welfare queen”; and, thanks to her husband, forget about going to In-n-Out. - Bill Maher





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“The Republicans can’t run on the economy, because it’s the best it’s been since Hillary’s husband was in office. So, they have to run on 'We’re the American Sniper.' ” – Bill Maher











Half Of Fracking Companies Are Closing Or Being Sold. Well, That Escalated Quickly.
Half of the 41 fracking companies operating in the U.S. will be dead or sold by year-end because of slashed spending by oil companies, an executive with Weatherford International Plc said.






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The Koch brothers are in the oil business, and they’re pledging almost a billion dollars in this election. For that kind of money, Cruz and Bush and the rest of them will say anything. It’s what their fellow prostitutes in the sex industry call “The Girlfriend Experience.”- Bill Maher











Honda Jets?
Honda on Thursday unveiled its first private jet before it hits the market this summer, as the Japanese giant, better known for making cars, targets deep-pocketed business flyers.





 "I intend to live forever, or die trying." ~ Groucho Marx








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An orchid choir.


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Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Happy Earth Day






Washington State Is So Screwed
California's been getting all the attention, but it isn't the only agriculture-centric western state dealing with brutal drought. Washington, a major producer of wheat and wine grapes and the source of nearly 70 percent of US apples grown for fresh consumption, also endured an usually warm and snow-bereft winter.




Happy Day, Earth. You're hotter than ever.- LOLGOP





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Only 7,395 shopping days till the Rapture, say Republicans #EarthDay - The Daily Edge Tweet











U.S. Supreme Court Made It Easier To Sue The Feds
The U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday made it easier for people to sue the federal government by ruling in favor of plaintiffs in two separate cases including one involving a Hong Kong woman who was strip-searched while in immigration detention in Oregon.





America's great at treating corporations as people. Actual people aren't so lucky.  - The Daily Edge Tweet











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When Jesus comes back it'll be hard to hear Him over the sound of certain Christians calling for his head. - John Fugelsang








Obama Is Not (Fill In The Blank)____________________
Fox News’ Kirsten Powers, one of the network’s more liberal voices, is really going after President Obama for staying “largely silent” on the issue of Muslim terrorists slaughtering Christians just because they’re Christians.




Whenever someone like Marco Rubio denies climate change, I like to close my eyes and picture him clinging to a melting chunk of ice in the Arctic Circle.- Andy Borowitz












China to invest $46B to build roads and bridges in Pakistan. GOP to invest $0B in fixing 70,000 unsafe bridges in US. - The Daily Edge Tweet





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Another False Claim About Hillary. Yawn.
The Republican National Committee chairman says Hillary Clinton paid women in her Senate office less than men. But annual salary data provided by the Clinton campaign show median salaries for men and women in Clinton’s office were virtually identical.











For a group of people who say they are being "bullied into silence," the Christian Right sure won't shut the f**k up. - Jim David Tweet





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Meanwhile In Costa Rica
Forest fires at DiriĆ” National Park in Costa Rica’s Guanacaste province have already consumed nearly half of the park’s 5,400 hectares (13,000 acres).

Wildfires started on April 5 and smaller fires have since sparked up, sweeping across the dry, hard-to-reach protected area, according to a report from the National System of Conservation Areas (SINAC).

Park administrators believe that hunters started the fires.





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Those like me who don't like to talk to people on planes would pay a premium to sit in "None Of Your Business Class."- Jim David




Fracking Faulted For Oklahoma Quakes, By Oklahoma Scientists
Oklahoma geologists have documented strong links between increased seismic activity in the state and the injection into the ground of wastewater from oil and gas production, a state agency said on Tuesday.











I'd like to publish a photography book of very recently born babies and call it 'Not Cute Yet.'- John Fugelsang








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Shadows from the solar eclipse are reflected on clouds over the Arctic Ocean in images captured by NASA's Terra satellite on 20 March 2015.

Peace.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Republican Motto 2015







LOBBY FIRM BEHIND MAJOR SUPER PACS ACCUSED OF ILLEGAL KICKBACK SCHEME
Clark Hill, a legal and lobbying firm that manages many of the largest Super PACs in the country, including the Jeb Bush group known as Right to Rise, is accused of engaging in an illegal kickback scheme with one of its clients, according to a recently filed lawsuit.




Obamacare is now more popular than any of the Republican candidates for president.- LOLGOP












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Obamacare has not cured my compulsion to always include "Hussein" when I say the president's name. - LOLGOP






The Rapture Is Coming! The Rapture Is Coming!
Michele Bachmann says the rapture is coming, thanks to President Barack Obama’s policies on Iran’s nuclear program and marriage equality.
















NEW COMMANDMENT:
Thou shalt not pass laws prohibiting people from feeding the homeless! What the hell is wrong with you humans??- GoodGodAbove Tweet





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In the Bible God admits to giving humans diseases so they will love and need Him. He's history's best-documented case of Munchausen-by-Proxy. - Mrs. Betty Bowers





Lobbyists: GOP's Best Friends
K Street’s largest firms are starting to reap the rewards of the new GOP-controlled Congress, leaving lobbyists bullish about 2015.
Nearly all of two-dozen firms that provided their first-quarter earnings totals to The Hill on Monday — the deadline to report the figures to the House and Senate — saw their revenues increase.















Supreme Court rules 5-4 that per the Citizens United decision, corporations may now buy elections, thus eliminating the need for voters.- Tea Party Cat





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Mitch McConnell says he will agree to a vote on AG nominee Loretta Lynch before the end of 2019 if Hillary agrees to only serve one term. - Daily Edge Tweet






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“A study out of Duke University came out this week that said nine percent of Americans have both anger issues and a gun. Yeah, they’re called cops.” – Bill Maher











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You can take drugs to treat your depression, or you can google ‘Rick Perry eats a corn dog in front of a painting.- John Fugelsang





As California Goes, So Do Most States
With all the attention focused on California’s water woes, an observer might conclude that the Golden State’s drought is the exception. It isn’t. Forty states expect to see water shortages in at least some areas in the next decade, according to a government watchdog agency.






Roman Catholics are the Roman Polanski of faiths.  Mormons are the Victoria's Secret of Faiths.- Mrs. Betty Bowers








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The stairway to Butchart Gardens. It is a group of floral display gardens in Brentwood Bay, British Columbia, Canada, located near Victoria on Vancouver Island.

Peace.