Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Panel unanimously approves Iran bill after surprise White House retreat




Panel unanimously approves Iran bill after surprise White House retreat
Just hours after the White House withdrew its opposition to a bill requiring Congressional oversight on any nuclear deal with Iran, the Senate Foreign Relations Committee unanimously approved the legislation, called the Iran Nuclear Agreement Review Act of 2015, prompting a victory lap by the bill’s author, committee chairman Bob Corker, R-Tenn.




April is 'Confederate History Month,' because what's more patriotic than quitting America cos you wanna keep people as pets.- John Fugelsang









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Iran's President Not Negotiating With U.S. Congress
Iranian President Hassan Rouhani downplayed Wednesday the threat of US congressional action against an eventual nuclear deal, saying Tehran is not negotiating with the lawmakers but with world powers.









Is that a gun in your pocket or you happy to see me? Oh, right, we’re at the NRA convention; it can only be a gun.- Tea Party Cat











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BREAKING: Hillary Clinton announces plans to become the top story on Fox News for next 4-8 years.- Tea Party Cat




Conservative Conserving Votes
A Fox News segment with conservative columnist Ann Coulter on Wednesday discussed why the country would be better off if Americans had to pass so-called “literacy tests” similar to ones that were used in the Jim Crow South to suppress black voters.











Campaign 2016- It'll be a big relief for those who've been speaking in coded racism to now be able to speak in open sexism.- John Fugelsang




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BREAKING: HIllary Clinton announces she's abandoning plans to run for president after being "really impressed with Rand Paul".- Tea Party Cat





Chicago Paying For Bad Cop's Misconduct
The Chicago City Council is expected to approve on Wednesday $5.25 million in settlements in two alleged police misconduct cases: the fatal shooting of a black teenager and a botched manslaughter investigation involving a former mayor's nephew.











Hillary Clinton is now driving from New York to Iowa. It's been called the least-exciting spring break trip in history.- Conan O'Brien






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2010 Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill Is Still Gunking Up The Wetlands
In a steamy Louisiana marsh, crickets do their best impersonation of a canary in a coal mine.
Afloat in orange cages on the coastal wetland, the featherless chirpers warn researchers of toxic fumes rising from oil. Oozing oil is a recurring yet elusive problem on the marsh in Barataria Bay, just south of New Orleans. One day, a patch of the wetland is green and lush, the next it’s drenched in thick, noxious goo. It’s a haunting vestige of North America’s largest marine oil disaster: the 2010 Deepwater Horizon spill.









Remember that the Civil War was about States Rights, not slavery, even though slavery is gone but States Rights aren't.- Tea Party Cat





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The Rich Are Getting Richer. They Need A Luxury Mall To Spend Their Money!
 Blackstone Group LP has secured a $600 million loan for a Florida developer turning a once dingy, warehouse district in Miami into a premier luxury retail destination, according to sources familiar with the deal.











New Kansas law requires that poor people sing at least 3 verses of the blues before they can buy milk for their kids with food stamps.- Tea Party Cat











On this day 1947, Jackie Robinson joined the major leagues. For the next decade racists pointed out how good race relations were before him.- LOLGOP










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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Graphic Designer Creates 'Hillvetica' Font Riffing On Clinton's Campaign Logo





Graphic Designer Creates 'Hillvetica' Font Riffing On Clinton's Campaign Logo
Within a day of launching her presidential campaign, Hillary Clinton got her very own namesake font.




Difference between Hillary Clinton & Sarah Palin is Clinton asks for $$$ because she's running for President whereas Palin just asks for $$$. - Daily Edge Tweet









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“If Iran is so awful, why are we always doing their dirty work? Why are we always helping them? We toppled the Taliban. We toppled Saddam Hussein. Now, we’re going after ISIS.” – Bill Maher





Putin Arming Iran
 President Vladimir Putin on Monday sanctioned the delivery of a highly capable Russian air defense missile system to Iran, a game changer move that would significantly bolster the Islamic republic's military capability and fuel Israel's concerns.











Marco Rubio. The voice of the younger generation that has the exact same policies as George W. Bush.- LOLGOP





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Rand Paul is running from Libertarianism faster than Ayn Rand ran to the mailbox for her Social Security checks.- John Fugelsang








Rubio Throws His Hair In The Ring!
Sen. Marco Rubio is telling his top donors that he is running for president because he feels “uniquely qualified” to pitch his Republican Party as one that will defend the American Dream.









Marco Rubio faces backlash over new campaign slogan: "Not the craziest Cuban running for President in 2016". - Daily Edge Tweet











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While unarmed minorities are being killed by cops at horrific rate, biggest concern of US "Christians" is that gays may want wedding cakes. - Daily Edge Tweet






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Republicans Promise Smooth Transition of Hate from Obama to Clinton. - Andy Borowitz





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Chris Christie Wants To Revamp Social Security
Framing himself as a politician who's unafraid to share "hard truths" with the American people, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is proposing an income cap on Social Security benefits as part of major restructuring plan announced ahead of a likely presidential bid.






The NRA ignoring gun deaths would be like an American Medical Association ignoring Ebola, if Ebola killed 30,000 Americans each year, instead of a two.- LOLGOP







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Monday, April 13, 2015

Hillary Clinton Kicks Off 2016 Campaign





Clinton kicks off 2016 campaign online, heads next to Iowa
Hillary Rodham Clinton jumped back into presidential politics on Sunday, making a much-awaited announcement she will again seek the White House with a promise to serve as the "champion" of everyday Americans.




Helpful tip - if the news you're watching ever mentions what Hillary Clinton is wearing you're not actually watching news.- John Fugelsang











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Immunity for law enforcement and presumption of guilt for poor people, especially minorities, is the Drug War's peanut butter and chocolate.- LOLGOP





Meanwhile, Back In Ukraine
Ukraine's military accused pro-Russian rebels on Monday of using heavy weapons that were meant to have been withdrawn under a ceasefire deal, after one Ukrainian serviceman was killed and six wounded in rebel-held territories.











One big difference between Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush. One of them doesn't mind if you use her last name.- LOLGOP





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I felt a great disturbance in The Force; as if hundreds of FOX staffers cried out in mass orgasm, and then suddenly silence. #Hillary2016. - John Fugelsang












Cheney 2016?
Appearing on ABC’s This Week, frequent panelist and Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol tossed out the name of former Vice President Dick Cheney as a possible contender for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination.





I REPEAT: Jeb Bush is less popular than his brother, the worst president any living American ever experienced.- LOLGOP












Yesterday President Obama traveled to Jamaica, where he will meet with students and Caribbean leaders. Jamaica's such a beautiful place, Obama says he can't wait to just take it all in, hold it for several seconds, and then exhale.- Jimmy Fallon













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Who will stop the Obama before he robs America of all of our precious reserves of carbon pollution and the uninsured?- LOLGOP











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There isn't a financial indicator that isn't better off now than it was 6 years ago, including Republican tears.- LOLGOP




Almost 90% Of Americans Are Insured. Thanks Obama!
The rate of uninsured U.S. adults declined to 11.9 percent for the first quarter of 2015, down more than 5 points from the end of 2013 and hitting Gallup’s record for nearly 90 percent of American adults having health insurance.











Republicans just can't accept that Obamacare is working because they've never seen a Republican idea work before.- LOLGOP







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Thank you for stopping by today. I was running a bit late today due to a variety of reasons but it was all good other than AHNC posting late today.








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