Monday, April 13, 2015

Hillary Clinton Kicks Off 2016 Campaign





Clinton kicks off 2016 campaign online, heads next to Iowa
Hillary Rodham Clinton jumped back into presidential politics on Sunday, making a much-awaited announcement she will again seek the White House with a promise to serve as the "champion" of everyday Americans.




Helpful tip - if the news you're watching ever mentions what Hillary Clinton is wearing you're not actually watching news.- John Fugelsang











The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





Immunity for law enforcement and presumption of guilt for poor people, especially minorities, is the Drug War's peanut butter and chocolate.- LOLGOP





Meanwhile, Back In Ukraine
Ukraine's military accused pro-Russian rebels on Monday of using heavy weapons that were meant to have been withdrawn under a ceasefire deal, after one Ukrainian serviceman was killed and six wounded in rebel-held territories.











One big difference between Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush. One of them doesn't mind if you use her last name.- LOLGOP





Republican Shenanigans





I felt a great disturbance in The Force; as if hundreds of FOX staffers cried out in mass orgasm, and then suddenly silence. #Hillary2016. - John Fugelsang












Cheney 2016?
Appearing on ABC’s This Week, frequent panelist and Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol tossed out the name of former Vice President Dick Cheney as a possible contender for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination.





I REPEAT: Jeb Bush is less popular than his brother, the worst president any living American ever experienced.- LOLGOP












Yesterday President Obama traveled to Jamaica, where he will meet with students and Caribbean leaders. Jamaica's such a beautiful place, Obama says he can't wait to just take it all in, hold it for several seconds, and then exhale.- Jimmy Fallon













Rock The Voter News




Who will stop the Obama before he robs America of all of our precious reserves of carbon pollution and the uninsured?- LOLGOP











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There isn't a financial indicator that isn't better off now than it was 6 years ago, including Republican tears.- LOLGOP




Almost 90% Of Americans Are Insured. Thanks Obama!
The rate of uninsured U.S. adults declined to 11.9 percent for the first quarter of 2015, down more than 5 points from the end of 2013 and hitting Gallup’s record for nearly 90 percent of American adults having health insurance.











Republicans just can't accept that Obamacare is working because they've never seen a Republican idea work before.- LOLGOP







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Thank you for stopping by today. I was running a bit late today due to a variety of reasons but it was all good other than AHNC posting late today.








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Positano, Italy.

Peace.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Obama, Castro discuss ties




The Internet has been off since 7am. It just returned. Ah, life in the tropics. We've had high winds for days which isn't helping things. Mea culpa for any humor inconvenience .

Here are a few toons for you. 






U.S. President Barack Obama and Cuban President Raul Castro have talked by telephone about restoring diplomatic ties and are due to meet at a summit this weekend as they seek to set aside decades of hostility between two Cold War enemies.




Republican stupidity is funny in a sitcom. On the world stage, not so much.- Kona Lowell







White House photographer Pete Souza caught this incredible shot of President Obama departing Jamaica.





Yesterday President Obama traveled to Jamaica, where he will meet with students and Caribbean leaders. Jamaica's such a beautiful place, Obama says he can't wait to just take it all in, hold it for several seconds, and then exhale. - Jimmy Fallon













Rand Paul Walks Out
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) had yet another contentious interaction with the media on Friday when he reportedly walked out of an interview with The Guardian.













Conservatives have solutions to all the big problems like no one taking their guns and gay people trying to pay for pizza.- LOLGOP












Hillary Clinton to announce White House run on Sunday
The wait is almost over. Hillary Clinton will kick off her long-anticipated campaign for president on Sunday with a social-media announcement, three sources close to the campaign-to-be told POLITICO, and will begin her 2016 run for the presidency with a trip to Iowa.





New Jersey Governor Chris Christie today appeared on a talk show called "Pasta and Politics." It went so well that he’s agreed to go on “Meet the Garlic Press.”- Seth Myers










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Best Wishes For A Lovely Weekend




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Beautiful spiral clouds above South Georgia island.

Peace.


Thursday, April 9, 2015

Sick day #2








I am not over this flu or allergies or whatever. I have been resting today. I just woke up and realized what time it was. Don't you hate it when that happens?

I don't want to leave you without a bit of humor and a bit of horror.










Meanwhile Back In The Baltics
 Russia is so close that the F-16 fighter pilots can see it on the horizon as they swoop down over a training range in Estonia in the biggest ever show of U.S. air power in the Baltic countries.













Where's the outrage at Democratic senators who may help Republicans wreck the Iran deal? It must be quiet outrage. - LOLGOP















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A ballerina orchid.

Thank you for dropping by.
Peace.