Sick day #2

I am not over this flu or allergies or whatever. I have been resting today. I just woke up and realized what time it was. Don't you hate it when that happens?

I don't want to leave you without a bit of humor and a bit of horror.

Meanwhile Back In The Baltics
 Russia is so close that the F-16 fighter pilots can see it on the horizon as they swoop down over a training range in Estonia in the biggest ever show of U.S. air power in the Baltic countries.

Where's the outrage at Democratic senators who may help Republicans wreck the Iran deal? It must be quiet outrage. - LOLGOP

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A ballerina orchid.

Thank you for dropping by.
Peace.

Black Americans killed by police in 2014 outnumbered those who died on 9/11

Black Americans killed by police in 2014 outnumbered those who died on 9/11
The shocking footage of South Carolina man Walter Scott being shot in the back as he ran from North Charleston police officer Michael Slager is once again putting attention on the large number of Americans who are killed by police.





"We've come to take our country back!" I must ask, from whom and to where?- Kona Lowell

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Cheney: Obama Looks Like He Wants To 'Take America Down' From The Inside
• American Soldier Killed, 2 U.S. Troops Wounded In Afghanistan Shooting
• Libya says 'new elements' in killing of US ambassador
• Texas cop caught on video punching Air Force veteran — after she says she’s pregnant

Trying to think of one thing the Bush Administration was better at than the Obama Administration. All I'm coming up with is allowing 9/11s.- LOLGOP

Love Those Cell Phone Videos
The South Carolina police officer charged with murder in the shooting death of a black man who was running away from him has been fired, and the remainder of the police force in North Charleston will soon be equipped with body cameras, the city's mayor said on Wednesday.





Dead men tell no tales. Unless a bystander takes out his camera phone. - The Daily Edge Tweet

Republican Shenanigans

• Rand Paul Gets Testy With Female NBC Anchor: 'Let Me Explain... OK?' (VIDEO) 
• Twitter Ignites Over Rand Paul's 'JEW For Rand' Banner On New Website
• Voters Strip Protections From LGBT People In Springfield, Missouri Election 
• Chris Matthews explodes at MSNBC: Quit putting ‘goddamn’ right-wing ads on for free
• Radio host Michael Savage thinks only white people fought in World War II
• Fired Ferguson official insists she’s not racist — she just thinks racist jokes are hilarious
• Arkansas city official repeatedly misspells black resident’s name as ‘Cooningham’

Dick Cheney continually reminds us how much better off we'd be if someone had told him that he has the right to remain silent.- LOLGOP

In Your Face Racists Using Their Freedumb Of Speech
A Confederate monument featuring 32 flags representing Civil War regiments is nearing completion in an east Texas town, alongside Martin Luther King Jr. Drive.










Poking The Poor In The Eye
Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback may sign a bill this week that would block welfare recipients from using state funds to lead ordinary, entertainment-filled lives. The bill, H.R. 2258, would block recipients from using their benefits to go to the movies, visit swimming pools, go gambling, and get tattoos, despite little to no evidence that any of these are actually happening. 

Dick Cheney saying you're the worst president is like Ike Turner saying you're the most disobedient wife.- LOLGOP





Rock The Voter News

• President Obama, others link climate change to public health 
• 2 Massachusetts Democrats voice unhappiness with Pelosi

The guys who say we need AR-15s to defend against government oppression feel obligated to point out that you shouldn't run from the police?- LOLGOP






Hispanic Conservatives Ignore Polls Just As White Conservative Do!
Hispanic conservative media personalities rushed to defend whether GOP presidential hopefuls Jeb Bush or Ted Cruz "deserve" to be labeled the most Hispanic candidate, ignoring polls that show Latinos care about policies, not personality, and both candidates advocate conservative policies at odds with the vast majority of Latino voters.

Where does Rand Paul stand on gay rights? On the back of the neck.- Kona Lowell

Business/Tech News

• U.S. Stocks Fluctuate as Fed Minutes Show Split Views on Rates
• Why the middle class is doing even worse than you think
• Russian, Greek leaders talk of restoring trade despite sanctions
• Twitter faces Google buyout rumors once again

I would find this field of candidates disappointing if they were applying for a job at Kinko's.- Andy Borowitz

Money Talks
Defense contractor FLIR Systems Inc. has agreed to pay $9.5 million to settle bribery charges filed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.




Someone in Utah has come down with a rare allergy to water. The person's going to be fine though because they just moved to California.- Conan O'Brien

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Odd News

• Images released of 'Mrs. Doubtfire' robber in California
• Florida Streaker Was High On Street Drug Called 'Flakka': Cops
• Boy Makes Rare Dino Discovery In Texas
• New Hampshire debates banning baiting bears with chocolate
• China to document its tourists behaving badly

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The Ili pika (Ochotona iliensis) lives in northwest China, there are around 2000 left in the world.
photo credit LI WEIDONG

Peace.

Contentious debate over guns expected soon in Congress

Contentious debate over guns expected soon in Congress
Sen. Mitch McConnell assured the National Rifle Association a year ago that if Republicans took control of the Senate, the NRA's gun-friendly agenda would be on a faster track on Capitol Hill.





When the Black NRA shows up outside GOP meetings with guns to pose for pictures, I'm sure conservatives will love it!- LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Israel proposes new terms for 'more reasonable' Iran nuclear deal
• Barack Obama rejects Benjamin Netanyahu’s call for Iran to recognize Israel
• 18 dead in Yemen fighting as Saudi-led warships shell rebels
• Rebels kill eight Iran soldiers on Pakistan border
• Poll: Americans divided over Japan's military role in Asia

"I want to take my country back" always sounds a bit more terrifying when it's said with a southern accent.- LOLGOP

Hack Attempt Of Israel Websites Falls Short
Pro-Palestinian hackers disrupted Israeli websites on Tuesday, following threats from the Anonymous hacking collective that it would carry out an "electronic Holocaust," though Israeli cyber experts said the coordinated attacks caused little damage.





Being poor hurts your brain -- and so does finding out Iran has better parental leave laws than the U.S.- LOLGOP

Republican Shenanigans

• Bill O'Reilly: 'I Think I Trust Iran More Than I Trust the American Press'
• Staffer for GOP Senator Resigns After Arrest for Soliciting Prostitute
• Fox guest: Keep discrimination legal because Bible tells businesses not to hire atheists
• Fox host tells rape victims to man up: 'It's sexist to assume women can't handle their liquor'
• Lawmaker Tries to Cut Surf and Turf From the Food Stamp Diet
• No movies, concerts, or tattoos: Kansas bill would limit use of welfare funds
• Kansas governor signs nation's 1st ban on abortion procedure

Jeb Bush identified himself as Hispanic, so I guess it's actually pronounced "Yeb Bush."- Seth Myers

Rand Paul Continues Family Tradition Of Running For President
Republican Rand Paul on Tuesday officially announced on his website that he will run for U.S. president in 2016, hours before an event in his home state of Kentucky where he is expected to formally launch the campaign.





Rand Paul is less a champion of individual liberty and more a champion of inherit-your-presidential-campaign-from-your-dad liberty.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

• Obama slams Walker, GOP 2016ers for 'foolish approach' on Iran deal

President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd expect — telling people, “Uh, no, I don't play for the Jazz.”- Jimmy Fallon

Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent.- Conan O'Brien






Business/Tech News

• Gas prices dip; Iran deal could push them lower
• Oil Rout Squeezes Property Owners From Houston to North Dakota
• Former Giants cornerback Allen accused by SEC of running Ponzi scheme
• Stanford's aluminum battery fully charges in just one minute
• Barista to college grad? Starbucks now covers 4 years of college tuition

More Than Half Of U.S. Inmates Are Mentally Ill
Occasionally policymakers and activists will talk about how the justice system needs to keep mentally ill people out of prisons. If it did that, prisons would be very empty indeed. A new Urban Institute report points out that more than half of all inmates in jails and state prisons have a mental illness of some kind:





It would be easier to respect your religious freedom if you weren't trying to break up other people's marriages to celebrate it.- LOLGOP

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I hope you had a good time today.

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Odd News

• Sea Shepherd in dramatic rescue of Antarctic 'poaching' ship crew
• Aliens could be huge, says scientist
• Burger King to pay for the wedding of Mr. Burger, Ms. King
• Driving lesson ends with teen hitting building, 3 gas meters
• DNA testing for dog poop on the rise in Seattle area

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Angel Falls, Venezuela.

Peace.