Kim Jong-un has a new haircut and of course it's epic

Kim Jong-un has a new haircut and of course it's epic
North Korea leader Kim Jong-un has debuted his latest haircut — and it's a resplendent wedge of ludicrous joy, with a pair of dinky eyebrows to match.

The Dear Leader chose a meeting of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea on Wednesday to show off his new cut, a vertiginous tower of hair that fans out dramatically over his round face. Shaved sides and two hyphen-sized mini-brows complete Kim's look.




It's obscene to think Bill O'Reilly is lying. This is a man who took shrapnel in the fiercest fighting of the War on Christmas.- Hett Jerr

Bill O'Reilly Lied About War?

Fox News anchor Bill O'Reilly is facing scrutiny over his own war reports by Mother Jones. The allegations follow the top cable news host criticizing NBC Brian Williams over his tall tales on his program.









Sickening to see these cowards questioning Bill O'Reilly combat experience. WHERE WERE YOU DURING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS 2007, LIBTURD? - LOLGOP

Only in America can having a bad president for a father & a really bad president for a brother qualify you to be president.- John Fugelsang





JEB: Education Governor? NOT!
Here we go again with Jeb Bush’s charade as the “education governor” outlined in Helen Aguirre Ferré’s Jan. 4 column, Smart conservatism is at the core.

He wants everyone to think he was great for Florida’s education system when the facts, as I recall them, are much different.

Giuliani is going through all the stages of being an Internet racist. Next comes him explaining Dr. King would be mad Obama is so liberal.- LOLGOP





Elitist Critics Want A President With A College Degree. Snobs.
The Republican governor is dismissing "elitist" critics who say his lack of a college degree could work against him should he run for president.

You can't say you love America unless you're literally fracking it right now.- LOLGOP




Exxon Mobil Refinery Failed Inspection 8 Times
The Exxon Mobil Corp refinery in Torrance, California, that was hit by an explosion this week was cited in November for eight serious violations following state inspections last year, according to documents released on Thursday.

Wal-Mart boosts minimum wage to $9/hr. Unfortunately, also boosting an hour to 120 minutes.- The Daily Show

Kansas War On Women
A national group's push to redefine and outlaw a procedure commonly used in second trimester abortions as "dismemberment" advanced Friday in Kansas, with the state Senate's agreement to ban the practice.







Obama: 'At every step...we were told by our good friends the Republicans our actions would...destroy the country'

New Confederates: Locked And Loaded
After years of rhetoric threatening violence, the neo-Confederate League of the South (LOS) is training a uniformed, paramilitary unit tasked with advancing a second southern secession by any means necessary, Hatewatch has learned.

America believes in the separation of mosque and state but church and state makes for quite a yummy Reese’s Cup.- John Fugelsang

Kanye said that he's the next Mandela. In that case can we put him in prison for the next 30 years?- JokeBlogger.com

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I see nothing but stuffed animals...wait...

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Yesterday, President Obama announced three new national monuments, including the gorgeous Browns Canyon National Monument pictured here. Located in Colorado, Browns Canyon will protect a stunning section of Colorado’s upper Arkansas River Valley, which features rugged granite cliffs, colorful rock outcroppings and mountain vistas that are home to a diversity of plants and wildlife.

The other new national monuments are Pullman National Monument in Illinois -- a location iconic for its history of labor unrest and civil rights advances -- and Honouliuli National Monument in Hawaii -- the site of an internment camp where Japanese American citizens, resident immigrants and prisoners of war were held captive during World War II. Since taking office, President Obama has protected more than 260 million acres of public lands and waters -- more than any other President -- helping to ensure that our public lands preserve all of America’s history. - U.S. Department of the Interior

Peace and I hope to be back Monday with a normal edition.

The Russian Bear

Putin a threat to Baltic states, Western officials say
Senior Western officials accused Russia on Thursday of redrawing the map of Europe by force and posing a threat to the Baltic states





President Obama has appointed a new head of the Secret Service. The new Secret Service director was so excited that he jumped over the White House fence for joy. - Conan O'Brien

Obama's Approval Rating: Meh
Americans' growing optimism about the nation's economy has not boosted President Barack Obama's approval ratings, according to a new CNN/ORC poll. The President's ratings for handling the economy have held steady, and the share who approve of his efforts to help the middle class has risen slightly, but more continue to disapprove than approve of his work on the nation's economic problems.

Good to see that after 7 years, the GOP is back to the "Obama is a double-secret Muslim" campaign that won them the 2008 election.- LOLGOP

Conservatives: Say No To Jeb
A leading conservative group with a far-reaching presence in social media is looking to raise fresh doubts about the potential presidential candidacy of Jeb Bush





Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 3 times, Bush family dynasty. - Erik Wolfson

Jeb Bush asserts that he's 'his own man' which means as president he'd appoint a totally different set of his dad's friends than W did.- John Fugelsang

Giuliani Loves Teabonics
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani says he believes President Barack Obama does not love the United States — or the people in it.

“I do not believe, and I know this is a horrible thing to say, but I do not believe that the president loves America,” Giuliani said Wednesday during a private group dinner in Manhattan...

I think Rudy Giuliani may love America. He just isn't "in love" with America. You know. Like his first couple of wives.- LOLGOP

'Superbug' Outbreak at California Hospital, More Than 160 Exposed
A potentially deadly "superbug" resistant to antibiotics has infected seven patients, including two who died, and more than 160 others were exposed at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center through contaminated medical instruments, the hospital revealed.

Walmart Raises Pay For Half Million Employees
Walmart will pay current employees at least $10 an hour within the next year, the company announced Thursday.

The nation's largest private sector employer said 500,000 full-time and part-time associates at Walmart U.S. stores and Sam's Clubs will receive pay raises in April that will take them to at least $9 an hour, which will be $1.75 an hour above the current federal minimum wage.





11.4 million people got health insurance through http://healthcare.gov , but I'm sure they won't mind when the GOP repeals Obamacare.- Tea Party Cat

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Isla del Coco was the island in the movie, Jurassic Park. It is about 380 miles SW of Costa Rica. It is a national park.

Peace.

More Measles Reported In U.S.

More measles cases tied to Disneyland, Illinois day care
The number of U.S. measles cases this year has risen to 141, with most of the new illnesses tied to outbreaks at Disneyland in California and an Illinois day care center.

Twenty new cases were added Tuesday to the tally by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention: 10 in California from the Disneyland outbreak, 8 from the suburban Chicago outbreak at a day care center, and two unrelated cases in Nevada.



"Rand Paul and Chris Christie both said vaccinations should be a choice, not a government mandate. Because when have Republicans ever told people what they could do with their own bodies?" –Bill Maher

The Department of Homeland Security runs out of funds in 11 days, but at least Republicans aren't letting it cut short their 15-day vacation. - Tea Party Cat




Whitey Wannabe Disses Black Prez
Conservative activist and convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza on Wednesday raised the bar for his incomprehensible Twitter feed, tweeting a photo of President Obama with the message, "YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY OUT OF THE GHETTO."

BREAKING: No plagues of homosexuals falling from the sky since gay marriage allowed in Alabama.- Tea Party Cat






GOP Still Messing With Iran: From Iran/Contra to GOP/Israel 
 Mistrust between the Obama administration and Benjamin Netanyahu has widened even further in recent days because of U.S. suspicion that the Israeli prime minister has authorized leaks of details about the U.S. nuclear talks with Iran.

Goldilocks Bush:

My dad invaded Iraq too little.

My brother did it too much.

I'll invade Iraq just right! - LOLGOP

Republican Bra Holster Tragedy
Law enforcement officials in Michigan said that they learned this week that an elected Republican official who had recently shot herself to death had been adjusting her bra holster when the accident occurred.






A recent poll shows that New Jersey residents feel Hillary Clinton has the "right look" to be president, while Chris Christie does not. Then today, Christie was spotted at JCPenney, trying on pantsuits.- Seth Myers

From Imaginary Birth Certificates To Imaginary Hand Signals
President Barack Obama has moved beyond the “terrorist fist jab” with another hand gesture that conservatives believe proves he is, in fact, a Muslim.

Writing for The American Thinker website, the blogger and Islamophobic author F.W. Burleigh closely examines a photograph of Obama taken in August during a meeting with African dignitaries.






"Is President Obama a Muslim?  A lot has been written about this."

--American Thinker (not the best-named outfit) - Zandar Tweet

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This should be me, to keep me from using my left arm. Habits are hard to break.

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Don't try this at home.

Peace.