Friday, February 13, 2015

50 Shades of Greed






$1.5 Billion over Budget, 12 Years Late for DHS Headquarters
The 250,000 employee Department of Homeland Security has a spending problem. And it isn’t just because Congress and President Obama are at an impasse over a bill that could partially shut down the agency.




The irony of 50 Shades of Grey is that people who pay to see it are the real masochists.- John Fugelsang










The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Poisoning Our Troops
Federal watchdogs are once again calling attention to a potentially dangerous practice occurring daily at U.S. military bases in Afghanistan.

It involves taking out the trash.

Many U.S. troops are still using open-air burn pits to dispose of their garbage.











REPORT: The 62 Senators who voted for #KeystoneXL received an average of 47 Shades of Grey from oil companies. - The Daily Edge Tweet




Cruel & Unusual Punishment Thrives
South Carolina Inmate Receives 37 Years In Solitary Confinement For Updating Facebook
Almost 400 inmates in South Carolina have spent time in solitary confinement for using social media websites, a violation the state Department of Corrections defines as equal to murdering or raping a fellow inmate, according to an Electronic Frontier Foundation investigation.











Republican Shenanigans




If you don't believe in evolution, I don't believe in your tax policies.- Tina Dupuy











If We Don't Get Our Way, We'll Shutdown DHS
 It wasn't supposed to be like this for Republicans. A month into their control of both chambers of Congress, they are confronting the very real possibility of a shutdown of the Homeland Security Department later this month.




The GOP wants 2 Americas. One where people have insurance, equality & a search for truth and another where you piss test the poor for kicks.- LOLGOP











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Now let's give Ruth Bader Ginsburg some pot before the next State of the Union and she can decide which is more dangerous.- LOLGOP

















U.S. Spreads Measles To Germany
 A spike of measles infections in Berlin has been traced to unvaccinated refugees, but at least two cases appear to have come from the United States, authorities in the German capital said Friday.







If you did breathalyzers of everyone as they walked into the State of the Union, it would become the gambling event of the year.- LOLGOP





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The whole point of watching the State of Union is to get a little Ginsburged and stop before getting too Boehnered.- Tina Dupuy










Business/Tech News



The Rich Will Be Pissed
Nobel Prize-winning economist Robert Shiller has a grim message for investors: Save up, because in the years ahead, assets aren't going to give you the type of returns that you've become accustomed to.

In his third edition of "Irrational Exuberance," which will drop later this month, the Yale professor of economics warns about high prices for stocks and bonds alike.









50 Shades of Grey is so timid compared to the steamy Bible, where whipping is foreplay for death and bondage is what you keep your slaves in. - Mrs. Betty Bowers






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NOTICE:

Today's edition was late today, as I had a visitor. My friend Yerlin was hit in the head yesterday by a falling branch. She was sitting on her motorcycle talking on the phone when it happened.  Two men at the nearby bus stop, saw what happened and ran over to help her, as blood was gushing from her head. They wanted to call an ambulance but Yerlin refused. Instead, she stopped the bleeding and rode her motorcycle 30 miles to the large clinic in Santa Cruz and then drove back home. The nearby clinic had closed for the day. She got 5 stitches.



She is such a strong woman. I am so glad that she is OK.







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Happy Valentine's Day to all the lovers out there!

Peace.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

The 3 Stooges





Jeb Bush Redacting Sensitive Information in Email Dump
Jeb Bush’s political action committee are redacting constituent Social Security numbers (SSNs) that were in his massive e-mail release Tuesday and they are laying the blame for the blunder squarely on the state of Florida, noting they tried to stop this from even happening last year.



Big shout out to Rick Wise for inspiring today's phototoon!



Brian Williams should do the right thing. Go to Disneyland, contract measles, then infiltrate the Kremlin and infect Putin.- Will Durst










The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




NO U.S. Boots On The Ground
Samantha Power, the American ambassador to the United Nations, said on Thursday that the fight against ISIS will require ground troops, "but they aren't going to be American ground troops."









Congress is now polling at 9% approval. Chlamydia is at 12% and cannibals on bath salts holding at 15%.- John Fugelsang





GOP Hopes Pinned On A Judge From Texas
All signs this morning are that Congressional Republicans have no idea how they are going to get out of the jam they've landed themselves in on funding the Department of Homeland Security. Senate and House Republicans are fighting bitterly over how to accomplish the seemingly impossible: Passing DHS funding that also rolls back Obama’s executive deportation relief through both chambers before Feb. 27th, when funding runs out.

It turns out, though, that Republicans may have an escape hatch











Republican Shenanigans



BREAKING: Ted Cruz and Steve King order all Congressional Republicans to cut off their own noses to spite Obama's face.- Tea Party Cat










Cruzin' For A Bruisin'
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz is pushing the State Marriage Defense Act, legislation that if signed into law could accomplish two objectives. First, redefine marriage at the federal level to remove from hundreds of thousands of same-sex couples the federal government's recognition of their marriages, and thus, any corresponding federal benefits they are afforded, now or in the future. And second, should the U.S. Supreme Court not find a right to marriage for same-sex couples, encourage states that do not wish to recognize those marriages to potentially nullify them.


Email
Subject: Jeb Bush

Lisa,

Bush said he was releasing his emails in a spirit of ‘transparency’ but nobody does that either.  The guy is a politician first, and he would put political interests ahead of transparency any day.  I think Bush was trying to force the likes of Scott Walker, Chris Christie, Rand Paul, and Rick Perry out of the race (for money) early by squeezing them to release their emails.  And wouldn’t we like to read some of those guys’ emails – all their emails, not just the ones on state servers?

But, in typical Bush ready-fire-aim fashion, Jeb failed to think through the consequences of his actions.  Of course, you don’t have much time to think things through when you’re sending 20 emails an hour.  So there were unintended consequences – the release of personal information on thousands of people.  Unintended consequences and unforced errors seem to be Bush family hallmarks.

Now Jeb has a mess to clean up, a mess that did not exist until he created it by failing to think things through and pay attention to details.  Does that sound like any other Bushes we know?

Beyond that, any Chief Executive who sends an average of 86 emails a day (for 365 days a year times eight years) just does not know how a CEO should manage his/her time.  I would have very little confidence in the executive abilities of anybody who spends that much time on email.  Every CEO, especially the President, has better things to do than send emails.

Anyway, let’s stay tuned.  There’s more fun to come.

~Rick


Thanks again for the phototoon inspiration. I am so dismayed that this country would even consider another Bush for president, just after another Democrat has cleaned up their mess!




A new report says that last year Colorado collected $44 million in marijuana taxes. Unfortunately, they can't remember where they put it.- Conan O'Brien











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Sad News For The Shrinking World Of Journalism
Veteran CBS News correspondent Bob Simon, whose decades-long career included covering major overseas conflicts and surviving Iraqi prison, was killed in a car accident on Wednesday in New York City, police and CBS said. He was 73.










Only 17% of Americans support a DHS shutdown to demand deportations -- all of them will vote in the 2016 GOP primary.- LOLGOP





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Dan Rather got fired for telling the truth and Brian Williams got 6 months off for the other thing.- John Fugelsang










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Next up on Fox News: Democrats choose Philadelphia for 2016 convention, thus proving they hate the other 49 states.- Tea Party Cat









Port Shutdown
The 29 ports on the U.S. West Coast were effectively closed to cargo freighters for the second time in less than a week on Thursday under a partial shutdown imposed by shipping lines and terminal operators in an escalating labor dispute with the dockworkers' union.









BREAKING: House GOP passes Keystone XL pipeline bill, including requirement that Obama apologize to Koch brothers for taking so long.- Tea Party Cat







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"I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way."- Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Peace.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Conservatives Dance On Grave Of ISIL Hostage: 'Jew-Hating, Anti-Israel B**ch'







Not all conservatives used the death of American hostage Kayla Mueller to highlight the brutality of the Islamic State — some decided to focus their disgust on the 26-year-old's humanitarian work for Palestinians.



Laura Bush's memoir tells the inspiring American story of a Librarian who married an illiterate. - John Fugelsang








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




"After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born.'' –Jon Stewart, on Barack Obama's first Middle East trip



Afghanistan Wants U.S. To Stay For A Little Bit Longer
President Barack Obama is considering a request from Afghan President Ashraf Ghani to slow the pace of the withdrawal of U.S. troops in Afghanistan, a senior administration official said on Wednesday.










Boehner Strategy: Curse At Democrats
House Speaker John Boehner challenged Senate Democrats Wednesday to "get off their ass" and pass a bill to fund the Homeland Security Department and restrict President Barack Obama's executive moves on immigration.




Republican Shenanigans









The Sunshine State. Not So Much.
Newspapers across Florida have agreed to join the lawsuit that accuses Gov. Rick Scott and the Cabinet of violating Florida's open meetings law in advance of the forced resignation of former FDLE Commissioner Gerald Bailey. Sarasota lawyer Andrea Flynn Mogensen confirmed Monday that a number of papers would join the litigation in an amended complaint expected to be filed later this week. "There's been an influx of interest," Mogensen said





"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena." –Jon Stewart









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What Will Jon Stewart Do After THE DAILY SHOW?
Jon Stewart, who turned his combination of biting and free-wheeling humor into an unlikely source of news and analysis for viewers of "The Daily Show," said he's leaving as host this year.



Jon Stewart to leave Daily Show, run for governor of New Jersey against Chris Christie on platform of not being a petty, spiteful ass.- Tea Party Cat










In Just 90 Seconds, Penn And Teller Destroy Anti-Vaxxers’ Arguments 








"Go and make disciples of all nations." - Jesus Christ, community organizer.




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"One of the most elemental human rights [is] the right to belong to a free trade union."- Ronald Reagan, filthy socialist. - John Fugelsang







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"The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom" - Jon Stewart








Target Loses Lawsuit
 Target has agreed to pay nearly $4 million to settle a lawsuit filed by Northern California prosecutors that alleged the retailer charged higher prices than advertised, prosecutors said Tuesday.



Remember when Republicans were so upset about Ebola that they tried to take health insurance from millions of people?- LOLGOP






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Peace.