Thursday, February 12, 2015

The 3 Stooges





Jeb Bush Redacting Sensitive Information in Email Dump
Jeb Bush’s political action committee are redacting constituent Social Security numbers (SSNs) that were in his massive e-mail release Tuesday and they are laying the blame for the blunder squarely on the state of Florida, noting they tried to stop this from even happening last year.



Big shout out to Rick Wise for inspiring today's phototoon!



Brian Williams should do the right thing. Go to Disneyland, contract measles, then infiltrate the Kremlin and infect Putin.- Will Durst










The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




NO U.S. Boots On The Ground
Samantha Power, the American ambassador to the United Nations, said on Thursday that the fight against ISIS will require ground troops, "but they aren't going to be American ground troops."









Congress is now polling at 9% approval. Chlamydia is at 12% and cannibals on bath salts holding at 15%.- John Fugelsang





GOP Hopes Pinned On A Judge From Texas
All signs this morning are that Congressional Republicans have no idea how they are going to get out of the jam they've landed themselves in on funding the Department of Homeland Security. Senate and House Republicans are fighting bitterly over how to accomplish the seemingly impossible: Passing DHS funding that also rolls back Obama’s executive deportation relief through both chambers before Feb. 27th, when funding runs out.

It turns out, though, that Republicans may have an escape hatch











Republican Shenanigans



BREAKING: Ted Cruz and Steve King order all Congressional Republicans to cut off their own noses to spite Obama's face.- Tea Party Cat










Cruzin' For A Bruisin'
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz is pushing the State Marriage Defense Act, legislation that if signed into law could accomplish two objectives. First, redefine marriage at the federal level to remove from hundreds of thousands of same-sex couples the federal government's recognition of their marriages, and thus, any corresponding federal benefits they are afforded, now or in the future. And second, should the U.S. Supreme Court not find a right to marriage for same-sex couples, encourage states that do not wish to recognize those marriages to potentially nullify them.


Email
Subject: Jeb Bush

Lisa,

Bush said he was releasing his emails in a spirit of ‘transparency’ but nobody does that either.  The guy is a politician first, and he would put political interests ahead of transparency any day.  I think Bush was trying to force the likes of Scott Walker, Chris Christie, Rand Paul, and Rick Perry out of the race (for money) early by squeezing them to release their emails.  And wouldn’t we like to read some of those guys’ emails – all their emails, not just the ones on state servers?

But, in typical Bush ready-fire-aim fashion, Jeb failed to think through the consequences of his actions.  Of course, you don’t have much time to think things through when you’re sending 20 emails an hour.  So there were unintended consequences – the release of personal information on thousands of people.  Unintended consequences and unforced errors seem to be Bush family hallmarks.

Now Jeb has a mess to clean up, a mess that did not exist until he created it by failing to think things through and pay attention to details.  Does that sound like any other Bushes we know?

Beyond that, any Chief Executive who sends an average of 86 emails a day (for 365 days a year times eight years) just does not know how a CEO should manage his/her time.  I would have very little confidence in the executive abilities of anybody who spends that much time on email.  Every CEO, especially the President, has better things to do than send emails.

Anyway, let’s stay tuned.  There’s more fun to come.

~Rick


Thanks again for the phototoon inspiration. I am so dismayed that this country would even consider another Bush for president, just after another Democrat has cleaned up their mess!




A new report says that last year Colorado collected $44 million in marijuana taxes. Unfortunately, they can't remember where they put it.- Conan O'Brien











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Sad News For The Shrinking World Of Journalism
Veteran CBS News correspondent Bob Simon, whose decades-long career included covering major overseas conflicts and surviving Iraqi prison, was killed in a car accident on Wednesday in New York City, police and CBS said. He was 73.










Only 17% of Americans support a DHS shutdown to demand deportations -- all of them will vote in the 2016 GOP primary.- LOLGOP





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Dan Rather got fired for telling the truth and Brian Williams got 6 months off for the other thing.- John Fugelsang










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Next up on Fox News: Democrats choose Philadelphia for 2016 convention, thus proving they hate the other 49 states.- Tea Party Cat









Port Shutdown
The 29 ports on the U.S. West Coast were effectively closed to cargo freighters for the second time in less than a week on Thursday under a partial shutdown imposed by shipping lines and terminal operators in an escalating labor dispute with the dockworkers' union.









BREAKING: House GOP passes Keystone XL pipeline bill, including requirement that Obama apologize to Koch brothers for taking so long.- Tea Party Cat







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"I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way."- Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Peace.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Conservatives Dance On Grave Of ISIL Hostage: 'Jew-Hating, Anti-Israel B**ch'







Not all conservatives used the death of American hostage Kayla Mueller to highlight the brutality of the Islamic State — some decided to focus their disgust on the 26-year-old's humanitarian work for Palestinians.



Laura Bush's memoir tells the inspiring American story of a Librarian who married an illiterate. - John Fugelsang








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




"After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born.'' –Jon Stewart, on Barack Obama's first Middle East trip



Afghanistan Wants U.S. To Stay For A Little Bit Longer
President Barack Obama is considering a request from Afghan President Ashraf Ghani to slow the pace of the withdrawal of U.S. troops in Afghanistan, a senior administration official said on Wednesday.










Boehner Strategy: Curse At Democrats
House Speaker John Boehner challenged Senate Democrats Wednesday to "get off their ass" and pass a bill to fund the Homeland Security Department and restrict President Barack Obama's executive moves on immigration.




Republican Shenanigans









The Sunshine State. Not So Much.
Newspapers across Florida have agreed to join the lawsuit that accuses Gov. Rick Scott and the Cabinet of violating Florida's open meetings law in advance of the forced resignation of former FDLE Commissioner Gerald Bailey. Sarasota lawyer Andrea Flynn Mogensen confirmed Monday that a number of papers would join the litigation in an amended complaint expected to be filed later this week. "There's been an influx of interest," Mogensen said





"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena." –Jon Stewart









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What Will Jon Stewart Do After THE DAILY SHOW?
Jon Stewart, who turned his combination of biting and free-wheeling humor into an unlikely source of news and analysis for viewers of "The Daily Show," said he's leaving as host this year.



Jon Stewart to leave Daily Show, run for governor of New Jersey against Chris Christie on platform of not being a petty, spiteful ass.- Tea Party Cat










In Just 90 Seconds, Penn And Teller Destroy Anti-Vaxxers’ Arguments 








"Go and make disciples of all nations." - Jesus Christ, community organizer.




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"One of the most elemental human rights [is] the right to belong to a free trade union."- Ronald Reagan, filthy socialist. - John Fugelsang







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"The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom" - Jon Stewart








Target Loses Lawsuit
 Target has agreed to pay nearly $4 million to settle a lawsuit filed by Northern California prosecutors that alleged the retailer charged higher prices than advertised, prosecutors said Tuesday.



Remember when Republicans were so upset about Ebola that they tried to take health insurance from millions of people?- LOLGOP






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Lake McDonald, Montana, USA.

Peace.

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Ferguson, Missouri: Has A Debtors' Prison!






Lawsuits claim Missouri towns jail poor people for profit
Ferguson, Missouri and a second St. Louis suburb are being accused in separate lawsuits of operating a "debtors' prison scheme," illegally jailing poor people who are unable to pay traffic tickets or fines tied to other minor offenses.



Looking for the guys who think America is a Christian nation? They're busy stopping marriages, killing peace deals & taking away health care. - LOLGOP










The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu to cancel his address to Congress next month, citing concerns that Kanye West may interrupt.- Tea Party Cat








Syria and Hezbollah Join Forces
Syria's army gained ground from rebels in the south on Tuesday in what a monitoring group described as a large-scale offensive in the region backed by Lebanese Hezbollah fighters against insurgents including al Qaeda's Syrian wing.





Why did it take so long to expose Brian Williams' lie?
Because no one cared about fact-checking until we had a black president.- Tea Party Cat












Republican Shenanigans




If Jeb wants to disclose something that might help him in 2016, it would be a DNA test saying he's not actually a Bush.- LOLGOP








Email
Subject: Jeb's emails

Hi Lisa,

So Jeb Bush has released his e-mails from his two terms as Florida governor.

That reminds me of the auditor who is out driving through the countryside with his girlfriend.  The GF sees a flock of newly-shorn sheep over in the pasture and says to her BF, “Oh, look dear, all those sheep have just been shorn.”  The auditor replies, “Yes, they have been … on this side.”

Forgive my skepticism, but I think there’s something here we’re not seeing.  I don’t know if it’s private e-mail accounts (gmail, yahoo, etc.), accounts using pseudonyms, or whatever.  But there’s something here we’re not seeing.  Could these e-mails be a shiny object meant to draw our attention away from something else?  Let’s stay tuned.  I don't trust these buggers.

~Rick



You're probably on to something or he wants to tie up the time of journalists reading over a quarter million emails.











"President Obama unveiled a $4 trillion budget for 2016 that would increase taxes on the wealthy and spend more money on education. He also made a snowball and put it in the oven, just to see which would last longer, his budget or the snowball." –Jimmy Fallon









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That awkward moment when the Supreme Court forces Alabama to allow gay marriage and then God doesn't destroy the Earth.- Tea Party Cat











Haters Hate. Lovers Love.
The U.S. Supreme Court's move on Monday to allow gay marriage to proceed in Alabama is the strongest signal yet that the justices are likely to rule in June that no state can restrict marriage to only heterosexual couples.




"I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame." –David Letterman




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The CDC announced that there are currently 102 measles cases in the U.S. Some say it's because people aren't vaccinating their children. You can tell things are getting bad. Today Disneyland opened a new ride called 'It's a Smallpox World.'" –Jimmy Fallon











Cyber Security Traps
Ever since the Internet blossomed in the 1990s, cybersecurity was built on the idea that computers could be protected by a digital quarantine. Now, as hackers routinely overwhelm such defenses, experts say cybersecurity is beyond due an overhaul.

Their message: Neutralize attackers once they're inside networks rather than fixating on trying to keep them out.










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Wall Street closes lower amid worries that Obama plans to jail all Christians over slavery and Jim Crow.- Tea Party Cat















Illinois Union Breaker
In a strike against public employee unions, Illinois Governor Bruce Rauner on Monday signed an order eliminating union dues for some state employees who do not want to pay to support union activities.






Had lunch with Brian Williams. He told me about his part in covering up Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate with all the other liberal media.- Tea Party Cat










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The Great Wall of China. I can envision ancient Chinese soldiers patrolling the wall.

Peace.