Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Jeb Bush Announces That He's Thinking About Running For President





Jeb Bush Will 'Actively Explore the Possibility of Running for President'
Jeb Bush announced this morning that he will "actively explore the possibility of running for president of the United States."

The former Florida governor, 61, said he made the decision over the Thanksgiving holiday in consultation with his family.





When has one of George H.W. Bush's kids trying to redeem their dad's legacy ever gone wrong?- LOLGOP







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




That awkward moment when Cheney says "we needed to torture to stop another 9/11" and Obama stopped torture and another 9/11 didn't happen.- Top Conservative Cat






Remember Ebola, The Disease Republicans Were Obsessed With Before The Election?
 Sierra Leone is planning a house-to-house search for hidden Ebola cases in the capital and surrounding areas, which currently account for more than half of the country's new infections.








"After more than 13 years, our combat mission in Afghanistan will be over. This month, America’s war in Afghanistan will come to a responsible end." —President Obama to our troops at Fort Dix








Sorry, Fox News, but comparing Elizabeth Warren to Ted Cruz is like comparing an intelligent human being to Ted Cruz.- Andy Borowitz




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Jeb Bush: America's economy is almost recovered enough for another Bush to ruin it.- LOLGOP











We Should Be Afraid Of Dick Cheney!
Jon Stewart came away from The Daily Show on Monday with a greater appreciation for former Vice President Dick Cheney’s boss after watching Cheney’s interview with NBC host Chuck Todd.

“George W. Bush, thank you for not dying while you were in office,” Stewart said to the former president.





“Oh, it doesn’t matter who wins.” Well, in Florida the Democrat lost the race for governor by 66,000 votes. And if he’d won, 700,000 poor Floridians would have gotten health insurance under the Obamacare Medicaid expansion that Republican governors block. So, it would have mattered to them.  - Bill Maher







The last time the GOP won without a Bush on the ticket we got a Nixon. Before Nixon, Hoover. So you can see why they don't buy evolution.- LOLGOP




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During his weekly address, Pope Francis assured the crowd that all animals go to heaven. Then cats said, “Have you met us?”- Jimmy Fallon









NYC Police Attempt At Public Relations
New York's police union is showing its displeasure with Mayor Bill de Blasio and the head of the city council by starting a campaign to keep the two politicians away from funerals of fallen officers.




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The Justice Department ruled that Native American tribes are allowed to grow and sell marijuana on reservations. This decision was hailed as a victory by Native American leader Giggling Eagle.- Conan O'Brien



What Was Greenpeace Thinking?
Members of the environmental activist group Greenpeace face criminal and civil charges in Peru for leaving their own footprints on one of the country’s historical monuments while calling for lower carbon footprints...









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President Mitt McCain has halted all work on renewable energy, but we have built a one-trillion-dollar, coal-powered, electrified fence on the border to keep out the one Mexican who still wants to get here.- Bill Maher









What Is Congress Smoking?
Congress dealt a historic blow to the United States' decades-long war on drugs Saturday with the passage of the federal spending bill, which contains protections for medical marijuana and industrial hemp operations in states where they are legal.

The spending bill includes an amendment that prohibits the Department of Justice from using funds to go after state-legal medical cannabis programs. 





Homeland Security Czar Ted Cruz  has deported all 12 million illegals. So, now we have no fruit.  - Bill Maher




Lou Reed, Mick Jagger and David Bowie hanging out at Café Royale, 1973




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Maintenance on the Eiffel Tower, 1937.


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Monday, December 15, 2014

Cheney on Interrogation Tactics: 'I Would Do It Again in a Minute'







Former Vice President Dick Cheney on Sunday continued his fierce defense of harsh CIA interrogation tactics used in the wake of the 9/11 attacks, saying flatly that he "would do it again in a minute."



Good news, America. Our ex-vice president would anally rape people again. Now back to Republicans ranting about the rule of law.- LOLGOP









The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





It was immoral and it didn't work and I'd do it again.
Dick Cheney on torture and the GOP on another Bush. - LOLGOP








Christian Terrorists In Ohio
A newly launched mentoring program funded with taxpayer dollars requires Ohio school districts to partner with a faith-based organization and a business in order to have access to the money...




BREAKING: Infamous torture mastermind and war criminal found hiding in Crawford, Texas, painting portraits of world leaders and dogs.- Top Conservative Cat









Remember that voice on AOL that said "you've got mail"? Turns out it was the NSA.- The JokeBlogger.com




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Republicans are still hoping Obama nominates a Surgeon General who doesn't believe it's possible to die of a gunshot.- LOLGOP






Lone Republican Stalling Veteran's Suicide Prevention Bill, And He's A Doctor!
An effort to get a veterans suicide-prevention bill passed in the final days of the 113th Congress faces one remaining hurdle: an anonymous hold.











I guess you have to be a Bush to see a report detailing your brother's war crimes as a great chance to launch your presidential campaign.- LOLGOP



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So you're okay with torture, against Medicaid expansion and think America is a Christian nation. Got it.- LOLGOP



Arizona Anti-Abortionists Lose This Round Of Never Ending Laws Against Women
The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday blocked Arizona from enforcing a state law that restricts access to abortion-inducing drugs by prohibiting off-label uses of RU-486, the so-called "abortion pill."








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Why don't you ladies sit back and let the guys who think torture is okay deal with the fact that most rapes go unreported?- LOLGOP








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I don't trust the government to do anything except torture anyone it's scared of. - LOLGOP








China Doesn't Like The House of Representatives Either.
China is unhappy with the U.S. spending bill passed by the House of Representatives last week, saying it contains discriminatory clauses that violate the rules of fair trade and "send the wrong signal".




None of the bs has changed from yesterday, but you ARE one day closer to death. Happy Monday! =) - The GoodGodAbove Tweet





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The clouded leopard is a cat found from the Himalayan foothills through mainland Southeast Asia into China, and has been classified as vulnerable in 2008.

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Friday, December 12, 2014

George H.W. Bush defends CIA, silent on son’s role





George H.W. Bush defends CIA, silent on son’s role
The 90-year-old father of George W. Bush felt 'compelled' to defend the agency in the face of criticism over the interrogation of terror suspects after September 11th. The 41st President didn't address his son's decision to sanction the enhanced interrogation techniques, under scrutiny after the release of a Senate report.




I see conservatives are still putting the Christ in "Christ, Cheney is on TV defending torture again."- LOLGOP







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Ronald Reagan signed a ban on torture. Who lets a guy like that into the Party of Reagan?- John Fugelsang








Merkel Denounces Right Wing Racists
Chancellor Angela Merkel condemned a series of anti-Muslim demonstrations centered on the eastern city of Dresden, saying via an aide on Friday that there was "no place in Germany" for hatred of Muslims or any other religious or racial group.








1984: If Libs say trickledown will ruin middle-class in 30 years, call em Commies. 2014: If middle-class ruined, blame Libs.- John Fugelsang




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George W. Bush's Latest Masterpiece





Dick Cheney is a constant reminder that George Bush's greatest accomplishment was not dying in office. - John Fugelsang






Republicans Sure Have Memory Problems
 Wisconsin Republican Gov. Scott Walker has said he doesn't remember sending a letter about a menorah that is signed, "Thank you and Molotov."














Dick Cheney is the kind of guy that chuckles quietly while reading the Book of Job.- John Fugelsang










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Next up on Fox News: Rain in San Francisco ends year of drought, proving that climate change is all a hoax.- Top Conservative Cat











Judge Sides With Protesters
A federal judge on Thursday ordered St. Louis area police to issue warnings and give crowds reasonable time disperse before firing tear gas, following complaints by activists over heavy-handed police tactics during ongoing race-related protests.






Good thing America has learned its lesson and will never approve another limitless war in the Middle East. Oh... Going to cry for hours.- LOLGOP





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Catty Racism In Hollywood
Oscar-winning producer Scott Rudin apologized Thursday for calling Angelina Jolie a "spoiled brat" and making racially offensive jokes about President Obama's presumed taste in movies.







Jeb has the Bush name, Romney's portfolio and Rubio's squishiness on immigration.
It's like they built him from junked parts.- LOLGOP








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"Apparently the president had a sore threat. His doctor said he needs Zantac. Sadly, that's actually the best news President Obama's gotten in a very long time." –Jimmy Kimmel



Meanwhile, China Loves Central America
With ambitious plans for a canal through Nicaragua and a Honduran hydroelectric dam, Chinese firms are increasingly testing the waters in Central America, a region long considered the United States' backyard.









Willie Nelson is 81 so somebody PLEASE warn him that all that weed's eventually gonna lead him directly to crack.- John Fugelsang





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Sunday, December 14, 2014 will be AHNC's 14th Anniversary!

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The Great Wall of China.

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