Friday, November 14, 2014

Review Faults Secret Service's Training, Communications





Review Faults Secret Service's Training, Communications
Organizational confusion, gaps in training, a series of communication failures and more allowed Omar Gonzalez to jump a fence and enter the White House in a September incident that led to the Secret Service director's resignation.



It seems you're safe as long as you are not in direct contact with an Ebola victim or being protected by the Secret Service.- LOLGOP







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel: "The air war against ISIL will intensify as Iraqi ground forces become more effective, assuming they exist."- Top Conservative Cat








Putin's Golden Touch
Russia's Central Bank has been buying up huge quantities of gold – 55 tons in the third quarter alone – as a means to pad the economy against Western sanctions' bite.












Rand Paul to run for president, just as soon as he figures out a way to be both for and against more wars that sounds coherent. Stand by.- Top Conservative Cat



Republican Shenanigans









Next two years: 
Republicans write legislation that Obama will veto.
Obama signs executive orders that Republicans can't stop.
Losing an election is AWESOME.- Andy Borowitz





Government Shutdown In 3.........2.........
The tea party and establishment wings of the House Republican caucus are already splitting over how to respond to President Barack Obama's promised executive actions on immigration reform, which could be issued as soon as next week.
The big question is: Should Republicans be willing to shut down the government to block Obama's unilateral moves on immigration?






Ted Cruz' father Rafael says atheism leads to child molestation, much to the confusion of multiple former altar boys.- John Fugelsang








Rock The Voter News





"The heroic New York doctor who caught Ebola has been declared Ebola free. President Obama called the doctor to thank him for his selflessness and compassion. Then to be safe, Obama threw his phone in a trash can and lit it on fire." –Jimmy Fallon




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Prince William and Duchess Kate to visit America, and knowing Obama he’ll apologize and retroactively surrender for the Revolutionary War.- Top Conservative Cat








Super Duper Computers
The U.S. Department of Energy said on Friday it is spending $425 million to research extreme-scale computing and build two super-computers, which would be the world's fastest, for research into basic science as well as nuclear weapons.






Business/Tech News









"Stocks are at an all-time high today. I don't have any money in the stock market. I don't have the stomach for the ups and downs. So about 20 years ago I put all of my money and liquid assets into videotape rewind machines." –David Letterman








Buy A New Obamacare Plan!
That's when Americans can start buying coverage for 2015 or renew the plan they have on the Obamacare health insurance exchanges. The federal exchange, healthcare.gov, is handling open enrollment for 37 states, while 13 states and the District of Columbia are running their own exchanges.



"The European Space Agency landed a probe on a comet 317 million miles from Earth. When you get discouraged by how much attention people pay to Kim Kardashian's buttocks, remember that there are also people out there that know how to land a spacecraft on a moving comet 317 million miles away. They're out there." –Jimmy Kimmel






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Odd News





Time To Deflate Photo



This is a picture from the Curiosity Rover on Mars showing Earth from the Perspective of Mars. You are literally looking at your home from the perspective of another planet.

Peace through art.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Mitch McConnell Elected Senate Majority Leader




Mitch McConnell Elected Senate Majority Leader
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) was unanimously elected to be the Senate majority leader by his Republican colleagues on Thursday, his spokesperson announced.



Apparently the cure for Ebola in America is having an election be over.- John Fugelsang








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam





Teaching The Unteachable Iraqi Army
 Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel said on Thursday the U.S.-led air war against Islamic State militants will intensify in the future as Iraqi ground forces improve and become more effective.



Captured Benghazi suspect now in US custody - tune into FOX to not hear anything at all whatsoever about this!- John Fugelsang








Republican Shenanigans





1984: If Libs say trickledown will ruin middle-class in 30 years, call em Commies.
2014: If middle-class ruined, blame Libs.- John Fugelsang





The Party Of No Starts Its Engines
House Speaker John A. Boehner (R-Ohio) assured his colleagues on Thursday morning that he will work with them to formulate some kind of a congressional response if President Obama uses his executive authority to revamp the nation's immigration laws.













Rock The Voter News





Obama Throws Hardball. GOP__________________ (Fill In The Blank)
President Barack Obama plans to announce an overhaul of U.S. immigration policy through executive action that would shield up to 5 million undocumented immigrants from deportation, the New York Times reported on Thursday.









And the Pharisee said to Jesus: 'Hey libtard, the poor are lazy.  Quit the class warfare, Romans are the job creators.- John Fugelsang



The Governor Should Pardon All Low Level Drug Felons, Not Just His Son
Outgoing Arkansas Governor Mike Beebe said on Wednesday that he will pardon his son for a felony drug conviction, local media reported.




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If Obamacare paid for itself the way the Iraq War did, we wouldn't have any problems.- LOLGOP








Business/Tech News



The difference between tax cuts for the rich and same-sex marriages is same-sex marriages pay for themselves and don't screw everyone.- LOLGOP










Keystone Pipeline Over?
What if they voted for a pipeline but nobody came?

As Congress rushes to approve the long-delayed Keystone XL pipeline, it is questionable whether or not the project will make as much of a difference as proponents expect.




As a Black man, if your judge is named Robert E. Lee you should just expect the death penalty. Like...in traffic court. - Anon.








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Odd News






Time To Deflate Photo
The Size Of Rosetta's Comet





Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko Relative to Downtown Los Angeles

photo credit: Matt Wang

Peace.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

I'm taking a sick day today. I will be back online tomorrow, Thursday, November 13, 2014. Thank you for visiting.





Peace.