Jon Stewart describes Democratic Party’s midterm strategy as ‘D*ckless H. Chickensh*t’

Jon Stewart describes Democratic Party’s midterm strategy as ‘D*ckless H. Chickensh*t’

Jon Stewart said on Thursday’s Daily Show that Democrats’ midterm election strategy, flawed as it was, had historical roots.

Scientists discover that knuckle dragging is the main cause of painfully poor spelling on the Internet.- AllHatNoCattle.net

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• 600 Troops Exposed to Poison Gas in Iraq
• U.N. nuclear agency makes no progress in Iran probe
• Palestinians clash with Israeli troops again over holy site

I should never have blessed America. - TheGoodGodAbove tweet




Obama and Putin?
The Kremlin says Russian President Vladimir Putin and President Barack Obama may meet during international summits next week, although no talks have been officially planned

Republican Shenanigans

• Oklahoma’s senator-elect to use ‘biblical worldview’ to defeat the national debt
• The Duggars aren’t just kooky. They are a serious political threat to gay rights and women’s rights.
• Election Divides GOP On Whether To Seize And Sell America’s Public Lands
• American Bible-Thumper Travels To Scandinavia, Freaks Out After Discovering How Secular They Are (VIDEO)

Hey @SarahPalinUSA, if God wants Obama impeached, why did he allow him to win reelection? Or get elected in the first place?- Will McEvoy tweet

Where The Boys Homeless Are
A 90-year-old homeless advocate arrested on Sunday for giving away free food in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, received a second citation on Wednesday, reported news outlet Local 10.




When the Comedy God closes a Michele Bachmann door, He opens a Joni Erst window.- John Fugelsang

NEW COMMANDMENT:
Thou shalt not blame women's clothing or women for why you violate them. - TheGoodGodAbove tweet

Rock The Voter News

• Obama to nominate Loretta Lynch to be next attorney general: report

No Marriage For You! The U.S. Must Regulate Sex!
A Federal appeals court Thursday allowed four states to prohibit same-sex unions, arguing that bans on same-sex marriage were rational because the government had a duty to regulate sex and its consequences.

For-Profit Colleges Sue Obama
A group representing for-profit colleges on Thursday filed a lawsuit against the Obama administration's new gainful employment rules that aim to protect students from lackluster degrees and huge debt loads.



If the Supreme Court treats gay people w/ the same respect as corporations, they won't be able to marry but they will be able to F everyone.- LOLGOP

Compromise: Instead of Canadian oil, the Keystone Pipeline will send Canadian-style health care through America.- LOLGOP




Business/Tech News

• Historic shift as Abu Dhabi looks to Asia for oil concession
• U.S. payrolls rise, unemployment rate falls to 5.8 percent
• Ex-tabloid news editor jailed for hacking
• FBI says agent impersonated AP reporter

Illinois Is About To Get Fracked
Illinois lawmakers signed off Thursday on long-awaited rules regulating high-volume oil and gas drilling, clearing the way for companies to get "fracking" permits and unleash what they hope will be an energy boom in the southern part of the state.




We'd probably need four President Bushes for them to catch up with the jobs created under Obama.- LOLGOP

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Odd News

• California man arrested after calf found in car
• 'Cannibal' tries to eat woman in British murder case: reports
• Indian plane hits stray buffalo during take-off
• Woman finds intruder snacking on cookie dough
• Bargain Florida home comes complete with corpse

Time To Deflate Photo

Tree House, Revelstoke, British Columbia.

Peace.

GOP Agenda

90-year-old Florida man charged for feeding homeless people
Arnold Abbott handed out four plates of food to homeless people in a South Florida park. Then police stopped the 90-year-old from serving up another bite.
"An officer said, 'Drop that plate right now -- like I had a weapon,'" Abbott said.


In the 1980s, the mayor of Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, Robert Cox (R), wanted to poison the dumpsters because the homeless were eating from them. At the same time Cox, along with Rep. E Clay Shaw (R- FL)  wanted to spray poison (paraquat) on marijuana plants so the users would get sick. Neither idea won over the public. Today, I think it might win over the public in Floriduh.




Republicans surprised to learn Obama still president for two more years. “I thought we voted him out yesterday?”- Top Conservative Cat

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

• Pakistan Arrests 44 for Burning Christians Alive in Kiln
• Florida cop breaks 14-year-old girl’s arm during warrantless cell phone search
• In rare case, NYC cops charged with assault over pistol-whipping of teen

Remember the lesson of the humbled George W. Bush: Invade Iraq harder and let the global economy crash.- LOLGOP

AHNC's View on the Midterm Elections

Will Rogers said about 70 years ago: I'm not a member of an organized party. I'm a Democrat.

Some things don't change.

Fear or hope is what motivates people to vote.

Nixon used fear and won the presidency twice.

The GOP effectively uses fear, with one exception Ronald Reagan, who disguised fear as hope and won twice. And then left the largest deficit this country had ever seen coupled with the Iran/Contra mess he and Papa Bush created whose tentacles extended from Iran to Central America.

Papa Bush used Willie Horton to scare the bejesus out of people and he was elected and then pardoned the Iran/Contra convicted felons when he got into office. Thank God, Bill Clinton came along.

Clinton used hope and the truth about the GOP and won twice and had a wonderful presidency until the GOP impeached him for cheating on his wife.

Obama used hope and the truth about the GOP and won twice.

The Democrats would have won more elections this cycle by doing one thing....supporting their SUCCESSFUL president instead of running away from him as Allison Grimes did in the Kentucky Senate race. All they had to say was, President Obama singlehandedly took on the mess Bush and the GOP left for him, with no help from the party of NO. No help from the GOP Congress.  NADA. ZILCH. And Obama brought this country out of the recession.

Obama did it alone, he turned around the 800,000 monthly job losses Bush and the GOP created when he took office, reformed sky rocketing health insurance costs and gave 10 million people coverage..etc...the DEMS abandoned Obama and they lost to a Congress that had a 10% approval rating.

They're not only unorganized as Will Rogers stated decades ago, the Democratic politicians evolved into weenies scared of their own successful shadow.

Obama fought for us. I remember when Obamacare was passed. I was sitting in a hotel room after a round of chemotherapy in San Jose, Costa Rica. I had to leave the country to find healthcare because my own country wouldn't help me or my pos husband.

That night Obamacare passed, I broke down in tears knowing that people wouldn't die as I would have, without treatment. I loved that man for all the good he did for the U.S. I was so proud of my country at that moment.

I broke down in tears again when my fellow Democrats abandoned our president on Tuesday. He fought for us and we left him blowing in the wind, with all his accomplishments, and lost to the party of stupid.

I want my president to fight for our rights as human beings.

The only Democrats that I know who will do that, are Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. They're not afraid of the GOP. They call them out and MAKE THEM ACCOUNTABLE.

That's the lesson Democratic politicians and voters, need to learn, you must fight the fire breathing dragon not with a fire hose but with a sword as you go for the jugular.



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Next month AHNC will be 14 years old.

Bartcop and Buzzflash were the only Democratic websites I knew at the time. They both ran my phototoons, or memes as they are called today and gave me great exposure. Several other similar Democrat websites emerged but most disappeared.

I pray to God I'm around when AHNC turns 15.  :)

Republican Shenanigans

• John Boehner, Mitch McConnell Pledge Renewed Commitment To Obamacare Repeal
• Chicago election judges: We were ‘coerced into voting’ for Republicans, fired for opposing ‘dirty tricks’
• C-SPAN Caller On Air: 'Republicans Hate That N***er Obama' (VIDEO)
• This White Supremacist Says He Is Trying To Form An 'All-Inclusive' KKK
• Eric Cantor Is Bummed Obama Didn't Call Him After Primary Loss (VIDEO)
• Republican Who Performed ‘Exorcism’ On President Obama Elected to Colorado State House

I like when people leave Congress 'for more time with their family.' Cos those guys only get , like, 150 days off per year.- John Fugelsang

The Party Of Stupid Is Going To Ruin Our Air, Water and Anything Else They Can. 
The Senate’s top environmental job is about to fall to Jim Inhofe, one of the biggest names in US climate denial, but campaigners say Barack Obama will fight to protect his global warming agenda.




McConnell: A government shutdown will only get in the way of impeachment.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

• Jon Stewart on GOP’s promises of bipartisanship: ‘Who the f*ck are you people?’
• Harvard Secretly Photographed Thousands Of Students As Part Of Study

CNN now projects two years of Republicans reminding people why they don't like Republicans.- LOLGOP

CNN now projects that we'll get the first articles of impeachment by February.- LOLGOP






Karl Rove Celebrating Election Night. Could He Have Picked A Dumber Looking Cowboy Hat?

Or him?

I'm glad Fox isn't on my TV here in Costa Rica.



Email

Lisa,
Yesterday was the most depressing AHNC I have ever seen.
Hugs,
Joe


Joe, You're absolutely right. Even I get depressed. Amazing, huh?
Hugs to you too!

Business/Tech News

• On Heels of Texas Fracking Ban Breitling CEO Squares off in London Fracking Debate 
• Facebook Conducted ‘Psychological Experiment’ On Users To Manipulate US Election Turnout
• Boeing Plans New Single-Aisle Jet For 2030

GOP: Life begins at pre-ejaculate but climate change won't start until the oil industry can make cash off it.- LOLGOP

From Erin Brockovich's Facebook Page

Anonymous Money Is Not Free Speech, It's Bribery Money From Citizen's United and The US Supreme Court
Don’t think Citizens United made a difference for the GOP in Tuesday’s midterms? The plaintiff in the landmark Supreme Court case thinks so.

“Citizens United, our Supreme Court case, leveled the playing field, and we’re very proud of the impact that had in last night’s election,” said David Bossie, chairman of the conservative advocacy organization.




Hmmm...it's National Men Make Dinner Day and National Nachos Day. So, how's that going to work? Add a six-pack of beer to a bag of tortilla chips? - Cindy, AHNC viewer on Facebook

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Thank you Brian for thinking of me and AHNC!

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Odd News

• Woman who gouged her eyes in California sues over viral photo 
• 102 Snakes Found in Home in Canada
• Woman says she sold pot to help raise grandkids
• Weather Balloon Used to Launch Couple's Ashes to the Edge of Space
• New Mexico man's typo costs him thousands on bill

Time To Deflate Photo

Torres del Paine ,Chile.

Peace, I'm wishing and hoping!

The Party of NO

Obama, GOP in new political dynamic after election

A weakened President Barack Obama and emboldened Republican leaders in Congress began adjusting to a new political dynamic Wednesday after voters coast to coast used the midterm elections to sharpen the dividing lines in an already divided government.

It's all over, folks. The American public put the Republicans back in power, through the
GOP crafty voting mechanisms and the media. 

I wish I could think of something clever and funny to say to soothe our pain.

In a few short years the damage that will be done by the Republicans will bring the US to its knees.
Obama saved this country singlehandedly, with NO help from the party of NO since 2009. 

Any Republican will win the presidency. The votes aren't ours anymore.

We've been Koched.




The only thing Democrats turned blue yesterday was me :(  - LOLGOP

All we can do now is watch and wait.

Peace? Forget about it.