Monday, May 12, 2014

Rand Paul to GOP: Our party's gone crazy and we're offending people






Rand Paul to GOP: Our party's gone crazy and we're offending people

Senator Rand Paul, R-Ky., is attempting to dial back Republican rhetoric surrounding voter ID laws, telling the New York Times the GOP needs to avoid further alienating minorities.
"Everybody's gone completely crazy on this voter ID thing," Paul said



Rand Paul can try to be Bill Clinton all he wants but he’ll never be president - LOLGOP








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




Republicans have hit just the right note by mocking people's concern for 200 kidnapped girls. Who will ever question their compassion now?- LOLGOP





War On The Environment

Two teams of scientists say the long-feared collapse of the West Antarctic Ice Sheet has begun, kicking off what's likely to be a centuries-long process that could raise sea levels by as much as 15 feet.



Republican Shenanigans




Sandy Hook Denier Confronts Mother Of Victim

A vinyl peace sign installed at a playground in Mystic, Connecticut, dedicated to a victim of the Sandy Hook shooting was stolen last week by a man claiming that the Newtown massacre never happened.

After stealing the 50-pound sign from the Grace McDonnell playground, the man called McDonnell’s mother saying he did it because he believes the shooting at the school was a hoax, according to CBS2.

According to the mother, Lynn McDonnell, the man told her that her daughter “never existed.”






Inserting Foot Past Mouth, Into Throat

Banned Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling says Magic Johnson isn't a good role model for the children of Los Angeles, making the comment to CNN in the same interview where he also asks for forgiveness for the racist comments he made in leaked audio recordings that surfaced last month.



If the polls keep looking this bad for the GOP, the may even have to drop the Benghazi charade and run an actual campaign.- LOLGOP







Get Out The Vote, Kentucky!

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and his Democratic challenger, Alison Lundergan Grimes, are in a virtual tie in NBC News/Marist's May survey.



In a biography Michael Jordan said that as a kid, he saw so much racism that he began to hate, quote, “all white people.” Jordan said he only started to feel compassion for white people after watching them play basketball. - Conan O'Brien








Florida Reports Deadly MERS Virus

U.S. health officials said on Monday a second case of MERS, a deadly virus first discovered in the Middle East in 2012, has been found in the state of Florida.


Young women are having more sex and fewer abortions -- which is another reason the right hates Obamacare. - LOLGOP



              



CONSERVATIVES FEAR GAY KISS WILL FORCE THEM TO EXPLAIN THEIR HOMOPHOBIA TO THEIR SMARTER, MORE TOLERANT KIDS. - LOLGOP



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When Republicans care about the 16 Americans dying a day because they reject Medicaid expansion, they can play the "4 dead Americans" card.- LOLGOP



What Tin Foil Hats Think: Masonic Lodge Reopens

The Washington Monument is reopening Monday, spiffy and safe after repairs from earthquake damage. But if the wait is too long for the elevator ride to the top, D.C. has other attractions that might suffice.


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Sony has invented a new kind of cassette tape that could store 47 million songs. They estimate that they’ll be ready to demonstrate the new cassette for the public sometime in the year 2267 when it finishes rewinding. - Seth Myers




Wall Street Surges: Socialist Marxist Communist Kenyan President Thrilled

 U.S. stocks rallied on Monday, with cyclical names driving the Dow to its second all-time high in as many sessions as the S&P 500 moved within striking distance of its own record







A town in Texas just announced a controversial plan to recycle toilet water and use it for drinking water. Dogs said, “How are you only thinking of this now?” - Jimmy Fallon





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Methane bubbles in Lake Abraham, Alberta, Canada.

Peace.



Friday, May 9, 2014

Called by Republicans, Health Insurers Deliver Unexpected Testimony







Called by Republicans, Health Insurers Deliver Unexpected Testimony

House Republicans summoned a half-dozen health insurance executives to a hearing Wednesday envisioned as another forum for criticism of the Affordable Care Act. But insurers refused to go along with the plan, and surprised Republican critics of the law by undercutting some of their arguments against it.


So the health insurance executives didn't bow to the GOP...they must be making money off Obamacare.



'The White House released a massive report on the effects of climate change called the National Climate Assessment. Which beats its original title: 'It's Gettin' Hot in Here.' Although the report might have more impact if they didn't release it RIGHT when the weather got nice.' –Jimmy Fallon








The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam




"The political scene in Washington one of few places I've seen that's more grasping and desperate than show business. Hollywood and politics are very different, of course. One puts out big-budget crap filled with explosions. And the other one is Hollywood." –Craig Ferguson







More Tax Cuts For Corporations?

The U.S. House of Representatives on Friday voted 274-131 to approve making a tax credit for business research and development (R&D) costs a permanent part of the federal tax code for the first time.



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More Christians Mad They Can't Offend Us

Yesterday HGTV pulled the plug on a pilot for a show starring brothers David and Jason Benham after outcry over their views on social issues like gay marriage, and today the Benham brothers responded in a statement, expressing disappointment but also making their Christian beliefs clear to their critics.




Face it: The biggest risk for the GOP is if they indulge the base on Benghazi and don't impeach. No way out now.- LOLGOP







These Guys Are Armed Ticking Time Bombs. What Could Possibly Happen?

 Nevada congressman whose district includes the ranch of a cattleman battling the federal government over grazing rights on public land says he wants the rancher’s armed supporters to leave.

"The community wants them to go," Rep. Steven Horsford, a freshman Democrat, said in an interview. The armed militiamen, some openly brandishing semi-automatic rifles, have been posted outside the Bunkersville ranch of Cliven Bundy for weeks.



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Christian Right Continue The Crusade

The Attorney General of Montana announced he will fight to allow the “Big Mountain Jesus” war memorial to remain on public land.







"Donald Sterling's girlfriend said she's 'going to be president of the United States' one day. Yeah, like we're going to elect someone who secretly records people's private phone calls and conversations." –Jimmy Fallon


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It's About Fracking Time!

The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency said it wants to gather public comment on whether it should require chemical manufacturers to disclose the content of fluids used for oil and gas production, a possible step toward greater federal oversight of hydraulic fracturing, or fracking.



If you got away with impeaching Clinton, invading Iraq & crashing the economy, you might think focusing on #Benghazi not jobs was smart too.- LOLGOP






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I hope you have a wonderful weekend.






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Aluminium cast of an ants nest.

Peace.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Krauthammer: Climate change is ‘superstition’ like ‘rain dance of Native Americans’








Krauthammer: Climate change is ‘superstition’ like ‘rain dance 
of Native Americans’

Author and Time magazine conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer said earlier this week the belief in global climate change is a mere “superstition” akin to the “rain dance of Native Americans.”



Guess who’s back? Monica Lewinsky. She did an interview in the upcoming Vanity Fair. This is big news … in 1998. If you are happy that Monica Lewinsky is back in the news that means you're probably an aging writer because it was the golden age of comedy, ladies and gentlemen.- David Letterman






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam


The GOP's Benghazi committee should have to register as a Super PAC.- LOLGOP



Republican General Attacks Cheney - Not Benghazi

In a fiery appearance on MSNBC’s The Ed Show, Former Bush administration official and retired U.S. Army Col. Lawrence Wilkerson said that he is ashamed of his party, the GOP, for continuing to investigate the government’s response to the 2012 attack in Benghazi. Wilkerson told host Ed Schultz that the Republican Party should instead be investigating “war crimes” orchestrated by former Vice President Dick Cheney.







Republican Shenanigans



Benghazi versus 9-11

The chairman of the select committee soon to be established to investigate the Benghazi attack, Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC), joined CNN host Jake Tapper on Wednesday to discuss how that investigation might unfold. After conceding that Gowdy was not in Congress at the time, Tapper pressed him on why Republicans seem more concerned about the intelligence failures that led to the Benghazi attack and not those that led to the Iraq War.







OH: The people who say the government is coming for your guns are actually coming for your health insurance.. - LOLGOP



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I WANT A GOVERNMENT THAT'S JUST SMALL ENOUGH TO CREATE A IMPEACHABLE SCANDAL WHEN A DEMOCRAT IMPROVES THE ECONOMY TOO MUCH. - LOLGOP







The Electoral College in 2016

Last week I gave the Democrats a better than 80 percent chance of winning the 2016 presidential election if the popular vote is evenly split.  The estimate is based on taking into account the long-term trends across the states and projecting where they’ll be in 2016.  Here I discuss the Electoral College math behind the prediction in order to clarify the Republicans’ disadvantage.




Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that could fly from New York to Tokyo in one hour. Apparently the engines are powered by human screams. - Seth Myers







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The difference between the Tea Party and Republicans is the Tea Party watches Fox News' commercials.- LOLGOP







Remember Donald Sterling?

Reviled NBA owner Donald Sterling, after denying he was a racist, hinted that his league-ordered sale of the Los Angeles Clippers is anything but a slam dunk.
Sterling declared himself a color-blind global humanitarian in yet another secretly recorded chat...

The U.S. Treasury Department booked a $114 billion surplus in April, the largest for that month since 2008, according to the latest estimates from the Congressional Budget Office released Wednesday.




The Los Angeles District Attorney is now investigating Donald Sterling’s mistress after she allegedly threatened to release more audio recordings in order to blackmail him. Sterling is very upset because he prefers to be whitemailed. - Seth Myers









A new survey in Britain shows that one out of six people would have sex with a robot. While five out of six people don’t like how you’re looking at that Roomba.- Seth Myers






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