Tuesday, March 17, 2026

47,635 Epstein Files DELETED After Iran War Started


(Washington, DC) – Reports circulating online claim that 47,635 files connected to the Jeffrey Epstein investigation were removed from a public database...




The night Epstein died, prison guard Tova Noel searched Google:

"Can prisoners die on suicide watch?"

She was the last person to see him alive - Epstein File Search










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Thomas Massie says if AG Bondi refuses to unredact the names in the Epstein files, he will walk onto the House floor and read them himself.

Congressional immunity protects him from any legal consequence. - Epstein File Search






I'm Glad He Resigned But Something Is Off About Him










UK Offers to Send Former Prince Andrew to Strait of Hormuz - Andy Borowitz












My Guess Is That Trump Wants To Build a Trump Resort & Casino in Cuba. The Trump Tropicana!




Trump is planning to "liberate the people of Cuba" and you can tell he cares about them very much by how he's been starving them for weeks - Liam Nissan









Republican Shenanigans



Trump Sends Stephen Miller to Strait of Hormuz: ‘No One Clears a Place out Faster Than Him’ - Andy Borowitz







Bondi Subpoenaed By The House. I Hope She Performs As She Did Last Time.









If Trump wants to clear out Hormuz he should put his name on it. That worked great for the Kennedy Center. - Alex Cole








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I’d like to remind everyone that Wind and Solar power doesn’t have to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. - Gramps










Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Leonardo da Vinci, and Pablo Picasso Were Dyslexic. End of Subject, Donnie Dumbass.










To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness. 
It’s your strength. - Governor Gavin Newsom






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Three banks. Three settlements. Zero prosecutions.

JPMorgan: $290 million.
Deutsche Bank: $75 million.
Bank of America: settled today.

Every bank that banked Epstein has now paid survivors.

Not a single executive has been charged. - Epstein File Search









POLL TAX ALERT!









Whoever is holding mother nature's beer while she does all 4 seasons in a week, pour it out. She's already drunk.









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Monday, March 16, 2026

Germany’s defense minister rebuffs Trump’s Strait of Hormuz request: ‘This is not our war’


...Trump has called on allies, including those in NATO, for military ​support to keep the vital shipping route open. Iran has effectively closed the strait for the past two weeks in response to the U.S.-Israeli war on Tehran, using missiles, drones and mines to attack oil tankers trying to get through.



Trump Furious After Iran Strikes Ship Loaded With Florsheim Shoes -  - Andy Borowitz







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CAN JOE BIDEN PLEASE STOP RAISING GAS PRICES NOW - Karly Kingsley







Trump Opened Pandora's Box
The war in the Middle East raged on multiple fronts on Monday, as the U.S. and Israel pummeled military targets in Iran’s capital, Israel stepped up its campaign against Iran-backed militants in Lebanon and Iran retaliated with a drone strike that temporarily shut Dubai’s airport, a crucial hub for travelers.








Rubio in Coma After Falling Down Stairs in Ill-fitting Florsheims  - Andy Borowitz









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It’s really petty of countries not to help Trump out in Iran just because he spent a solid year sh--ting on them. - Andy Borowitz

 









A Sane Judge Enters The Room...
A federal judge on Monday blocked Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s changes to vaccine policy, including the reduction of the recommended childhood immunizations and his remaking of a key vaccine advisory panel.











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Trump wants the United States out of NATO. Now he wants NATO to help the United States in Iran.

What a dumb fu-k. - Captain Obvious




 


Democrats Crater On Israel Support









Barack Obama deported more undocumented people than Donald Trump, it involved no widespread protests, and he did it with 1/50th the budget. These days ICE is just Trump's personal goon squad, prove me wrong - Liam Nissan









The U.S. is starving 11 million people in Cuba.

Right now.  

Power is out. 

Food is rotting. 

Water pumps are shut down. 

Sewage is overflowing into the streets. 

Russia tried to send humanitarian aid. 

The US Navy blocked them. American news isn't covering this. - Demetrius











Newspeak Has Entered the Chat










Can you believe humans were literally gifted a planet overflowing with trees, food, water, medicine, and sunshine?

 Yet somehow we said, “Let’s invent religion, debt, and war.”









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Friday, March 13, 2026

Hegseth, attacking press, declares victory is near amid ongoing Iran conflict

The new Iranian leader is “wounded and likely disfigured,” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said on Friday, describing the ongoing war as a...



Hegseth is very slowly realizing this Iran failure will be put on him. Trump always seeks a scapegoat....just ask the Puppy Killer. - Alex Cole








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So we lost three fighter jets to "friendly fire" and one refueling aircraft and almost another one to a mysterious peaceful incident, the USS Gerald Ford spontaneously caught fire, and a National Guardsman died in a "medical episode" in Kuwait.

Healthy skepticism warranted. - Andrew Day








Even I, A Blonde, Knew That Iran Would Would Close The Strait of Hormuz.








Hysterical Hegseth wants state media. His comment on CNN at Pentagon press briefing: “The sooner David Ellison takes over that network the better.” - Jim Acosta








Can someone please explain to me how turning the entire world against America will make us great again? - Mayra












Republican Shenanigans


Amazing how quickly 'Epic Fury' has become 'Epic Fu*k Up.' Not planning for the Straits of Hormuz issue is staggering, even by MAGA standards. - Ian L Richardson












Dear God, He Took Venezuela's Gold!












micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated. - hunter












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Iran Allows Ship Carrying Copies of Epstein Files Through Strait of Hormuz  - Andy Borowitz








What Will Happen To Cuba?










Trump Says Boots on the Ground Must be Florsheims - Andy Borowitz








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why are the only jobs for people over 80 either walmart greeter or world leader.  - ally









Judge Says DOJ Subpoenas Were Stupid...
A federal judge on Friday said he was ‌blocking subpoenas that the ‌Justice Department served to Federal Reserve Chair Jerome ​Powell in a probe purported to be about the management of the central bank's renovation.










It annoys me that Google knows where I live, my Wi-Fi password, my browser history, all my interests, but it’s been asking me for 20 years if I’m a robot. - fwtimini




This is SO ME!






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