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Tuesday, June 23, 2026

What's going on with the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool? Trump blames vandals, announces arrests and vows to fix it again.

What's going on with the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool? Trump blames vandals, announces arrests and vows to fix it again.

The president said that work would begin immediately to fix the Reflecting Pool, which turned green and saw its new coat of paint peel just...

Five Mexican guys could have fixed the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in one weekend, but we deported them. - Jesus Chrysler

The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump

$14M to anyone that can provide a video of someone making a 300 foot cut in the reflecting pool in one of the most surveilled public areas in America - Cooper

Iran sent people with PhDs to negotiate with American real estate agents and yet people are wondering how Iran got everything they wanted. - Covie

Remember That Missing Fighter Pilot Shot Down Over Iran...
A US fighter jet pilot rescued by special forces after being shot down over Iran in April described a shocking sight before ejecting from his aircraft: multiple Iranian drones hovering in the air, moving as one, in a formation that resembled a jellyfish, according to four sources familiar with the matter.

The thing about the reflecting pool and the Kennedy Center is they were doing just fine until Trump got involved. Just like the economy. - MP Arizona

Republican Shenanigans

I haven't gotten a clear answer on this yet: if Democrats cheat in every election, why do we have a Republican house, senate, and white house and SCOTUS? - James Tate

ICE Is Starting Their Engines
A federal appeals court on Tuesday ruled in favor of the Trump administration’s efforts to fast-track deportations for undocumented immigrants across the country through an expedited process that’s typically reserved for individuals who recently crossed the southern border.

Vance Furious After ChatGPT Keeps Recommending Obama's Nuclear Deal - Andy Borowitz

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“If destruction of government property is a crime, I wonder what they’ll do to the man who tore down the East Wing without a permit.”
~David Frum

The Dumbest of Conspiracy Theories...
Dr. Anthony Fauci is facing a subpoena from Senate Homeland Security Chairman Rand Paul (R-Ky.) to appear before his committee in July...Paul has been laser-focused on Fauci, the nation’s former top infectious diseases doctor, for his role in allegedly covering up the U.S.’s involvement in risky viral research in a Chinese lab that he says created the virus that caused the COVID-19 pandemic.

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Business/Tech News

Zuckerberg Forbids Facebook Employees from Hydrating to Save All Company’s Water for AI - Andy Borowitz

I gotta be honest we’d probably be better off if Y2K had actually ruined all the computers back in 2000 - Thrilla the Gorilla

My mom just got a prescription for a new wheelchair.

AFTER insurance, she's being charged 600. Luckily she has a second insurance that is covering that portion.

Looked up the exact model number on Amazon, it's only 250 bucks there.

The US healthcare system in a nutshell. - Chris Alvino

wE SHouLn'T fEaR Ai

A group of intelligence agencies from across the world, including the U.S., warned on Monday that artificial intelligence is “rapidly transforming” the cybersecurity risks, urging global leaders to “act swiftly” to stay ahead of malicious actors.

The Five Eyes group, including the U.S., U.K., Canada, Australia and New Zealand, said in a joint statement that AI’s impacts on defensive and offensive cyber threats is not happening in years, but months.

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear. - omgsidewalks

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Peace.

Monday, June 22, 2026

Dershowitz to sit for questioning in House Epstein probe

Dershowitz to sit for questioning in House Epstein probe

Alan Dershowitz, a former defense attorney for late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, will appear before the House Oversight Committee on July 20 for a transcribed interview, according to two sources familiar with the planning.

Let’s see who am I going to believe, an Epstein sex trafficked child-victim or the Israeli supporting Zionist, Epstein class lawyer, Alan Dershowitz? - MJ

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Why hasn’t Kash Patel caught the terrorists who supposedly dumped chemicals into the reflecting pool? There are security cameras operating 24-7. - Kimbo

Isn't This Blackmail?
The Trump administration is threatening to withhold tens of millions of dollars in federal homeland security funds from states unless they adopt a sweeping set of election changes, according to multiple sources and internal documents obtained by CNN.

DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT touch any floating paint chips in the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool. Donald Trump will charge you with international terrorism and have your family deported to a Siberian gulag - Liam Nissan

Republican Shenanigans

Reporter: Are the contractors who did the initial work with a reflecting pool, are they to blame for the current condition?

Trump: No, we had vandalism. I think 300 ft slit right through, probably a box cutter or a knife of some kind or we had people lifting up. 5 people are under investigation.

The Odd Thing About This Feud Is That Meloni Was a Trump Supporter

President Donald Trump kept his feud with Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni going on Sunday while simultaneously bashing NATO for being a bunch of freeloading ingrates who did nothing to help the USA in its war against Iran.

Remember when a kid got years in North Korean prison for stealing a poster and everyone was like “what a terrifying country!” and now Americans are facing years in prison for touching floating paint chips...?? - Maryam

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Shoutout to all the fathers who remained by their wives' side after she had just given birth instead of going to meet a pornstar for sex and paying her $130,000 to remain quiet about it. - Covie

Musk To Sue Ro Khanna. LOL.

Elon Musk said he is going to sue Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) on Monday, one day after the liberal lawmaker claimed the SpaceX boss “possibly sentenced to death” 4.5 million kids with his DOGE budget cuts.

“Time to sue this liar,” Musk posted in response to a New York Post story about Khanna’s comments.

I'm proud to announce an additional $1.3 BILLION in private investment coming to California via
@CAGoBiz
That means 2,000+ new jobs and quality, good-paying opportunities for Californians in every region of our state. - Gov. Gavin Newsom

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Business/Tech News

This is your friendly reminder that data centres don’t actually need water. They need a cooling system and are using water because it’s the cheapest way to do it. - Oreva

Apparently, The Trump Brand Is Hated In Albania. Ivanka Must Be Heartbroken That The Island She Discovered Wants To Kick Her A** Out.

Albanian protesters have torn down a construction site during ongoing demonstrations against a Jared Kushner-backed luxury resort.

Since May, demonstrators have gathered outside the construction site of the multi-billion-euro project linked to Kushner and Ivanka Trump.

They say that plans for the development on Sazan Island and a site at Zvernec, near the coastal city of Vlora, pose a threat to flamingos and other wildlife and eco-systems.

Footage shows protesters, many carrying Albanian flags, toppling containers and tearing down temporary buildings at the site.

Prime Minister Edil Rama is facing calls to resign after backing the development.

The longer I live on this planet, the more i understand why geese just randomly attack people. - Jum

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Friday, June 19, 2026

Intelligence Agencies Warn Trump Israel ‘Likely’ to Undermine Iran Deal: Report

Intelligence Agencies Warn Trump Israel ‘Likely’ to Undermine Iran Deal: Report

...Current and former U.S. officials told The Washington Post that intelligence agencies have made it known to the administration that they believe Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is “likely” to take actions that undermine any deal in place.

Who knew that Trump would make Iran great again. - John Smith

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Bush Thanks Trump for Making Iraq War Look Good - Andy Borowitz

Italy Cancels Visit to U.S. After Trump Insults Their Prime Minister

Italy's foreign minister on Friday cancelled a visit to the United States over reported comments by US President Donald Trump that appeared to mock Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni.

"The grave and offensive words of President Trump... offend the whole of Italy," Foreign Minister Antonio Tajani, who had been due to visit the US on June 21 and 22, said on X.

"If Israel is forced to stand alone, Israel will stand alone."

- Benjamin Netanyahu

Sir, your terms are acceptable. - ImBreckWorsham

You can feel the drop in IQ points moving from listening to an Obama speech to a trump rant. - Covie

Republican Shenanigans

What is great with Trump is that he is dragging Vance and Rubio and so many other awful people down with him.
He might actually be cleaning the swamp, though with some delay. - Anders Åslund

Will He Ask Elon Musk and His Chainsaw to Help?
President Donald Trump's pick for acting director of national intelligence, Bill Pulte, showed up at his new job a day early on Thursday after asking for a list of every employee in the office so he could assess whether to fire them, two sources familiar with the matter told CNN.

For those who are too young to remember: Mamdani’s New York is what the Obamas’ US used to feel like. Filled with joy, promise and hope. So much freaking hope... - Maryam

Lara Trump on Obama Library: It’s ugly, it's over budget, the taxpayers are footing the bill. When I think about what I would want a legacy of a president to look like, I think about the Trump presidential library.

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Juneteenth is both a joyous celebration and a solemn reminder that the road to justice and equality is a long one that we must all walk together. Today, let’s renew our commitment to one another that we will stay vigilant, that we will not turn back, and that we will build a future we can all truly share. - Bill Clinton

Felons of a Feather, Flock Together
The head of the company that owns the firm responsible for part of the renovation of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool pleaded guilty to bribing a congressman, The New York Times reported on Thursday night.

The Trump regime has sent a letter threatening the funding for a Colorado school district after discovering 61 males on the girl’s teams.
The 61 males are all coaches, managers and mascots.

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Business/Tech News

Ayatollah Names Trump Employee of the Month - Andy Borowitz

Hegseth Makes 160 Troops Ill
More than 160 troops have contracted influenza at Lackland Air Force Base in Texas in the last few weeks following Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s decision earlier this year to end mandatory flu vaccines for service members, a source familiar with the matter told The Hill on Friday.

Iran won and Trump surrendered.
Moscow is burning and Ukraine will win.
Treasonous Tulsi is out.
Trumps name is off the Kennedy Center.
The Reflecting Pool is green.
Donald Trump is riddled with dementia and is rotting before our eyes.
MAGA is in a civil war.

Happy Friday! - Rick Wilson

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on. - heavensbvnny

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The Aqueduct of Segovia is a Roman aqueduct in Spain, built around the first century AD. No mortar was used.

Peace.