Tuesday, December 27, 2022

More than 6K children killed, injured by gunfire in 2022: report

More than 6K children killed, injured by gunfire in 2022: report
More than 6,000 children were hurt or killed by gunfire in the U.S. in 2022, according to the nonprofit data collection and research group Gun Violence Archive (GVA).



 "Shooty McStumpface" is a good name for Kyle Rittenhouse. - Liam Nissan tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

A taco truck on every corner sounds pretty f*cking good right now. - John Collins tweet




He F*cked Around And Found Out







The only time I’d be worried about drag shows being abusive to children is if the Catholic Church started running them. - Davram tweet







Republican Shenanigans

“Florida has the worst governor!”

Texas: “hold my beer”. - JoJoFromJerz tweet





When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.*
Rep.-elect George Santos (R-N.Y.) has admitted to fabricating details about his education and previous employment as he campaigned for Congress during this year’s midterms, falsely claiming he’d earned a college degree and misrepresenting his past work.

* Maya Angelou quote






Trump calls reporter Olivia Nuzzi “dumb as a rock”. So she responds by simply tweeting a photo of Trump staring at the sun during a solar eclipse. I love her! - Mike Sington tweet









Evangelical Chicken Franchise Fined For Paying People With Chicken Sandwiches
The U.S. Department of Labor fined a North Carolina Chick-fil-A franchisee after managers paid employees with meal vouchers and allowed workers under the age of 18 to operate heavy machinery intended for adult use only.








I have only 2 wishes during this extreme cold weather: 1) That all of you stay safe and warm; and 2) That Greg Abbott portray a barn animal in a living crèche display at the North Pole. - Andy Borowitz








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Business/Tech News

We're not far away from Elon being called to service his Twitter loans, which will tank Tesla, and won't leave him with enough money to run Twitter. The Kanye West of tech geniuses. - BlackKnight10k tweet






Why Is Whoopi Digging Herself Into A Hole, Again?








Someone just got thrown off my flight because their dog was barking too much & it was INSANE?! Then as soon as they got off the plane, I kid you not, the remaining dogs on board started barking, I think in solidarity, "That dog was our friend, we stand with him!!" they unionized. - Lane Moore tweet