Trump Supporters Celebrate Imminent Loss of Their Health Insurance. - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- CIA clamps down on flow of Russia intelligence to White House
- Pentagon used taxpayer money meant for masks and swabs to make jet engine parts and body armor
- Dr. Fauci Schools Rand Paul in Heated Clash Over Coronavirus Lockdown Response: 'You Are Not Listening'
- Despair at CDC after Trump influence: 'I have never seen morale this low'
- DHS awarded $6 million in contracts to firm where Acting Secretary Wolf's wife is executive
- Former Louisville police officer Brett Hankison charged with wanton endangerment in Breonna Taylor case
- Former Florida AG Pam Bondi Defends for 'Little Boy' Kyle Rittenhouse, Charged With Murdering Two and Shooting Another in Kenosha
Are we 100% sure Dr. Fauci is not actually Rand Paul's neighbor? - Rex Huppke
I Wonder If John Bolton Has Bodyguards?
A former National Security Council official says the White House intervened in “unprecedented” fashion in the prepublication review process of John Bolton’s book in an effort to deem information classified and prevent the memoir’s publication.
Americans Relieved That Their Initial Impression of Mitt Romney As Asshole Was Correct. - Andy Borowitz
- Ted Cruz blocks a U.S. Senate resolution to honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg, citing a “partisan” amendment
- Trump Now Leads Biden in Florida, Arizona, According to Washington Post-ABC Poll
- Trump Aides Reportedly Didn’t Tell Him About RBG’s Death During Rally Because They Feared Crowd Would Cheer
- Cindy McCain Left Speechless When Confronted by Trump Tweet Dismissing Her and Her Husband
- ‘Thank You, Mitt’: Trump Praises Romney for Supreme Court Decision at Rally, Celebrates ‘Unified’ GOP
- 'Appalling': Reporters Call Out Trump for Reveling in ‘Beautiful Sight’ of MSNBC’s Ali Velshi Being Shot With Rubber Bullet
- Florida governor proposes law that could allow drivers to run over a "mob"
- Norah O'Donnell Confronts Pence on Trump Health Care Plan: 'Why Should Americans Believe You' on Preexisting Conditions?
- McCarthy threatens motion to oust Pelosi if she moves forward with impeachment
- Photo surfaces showing Eric Trump in Ukraine as investigations into the Trump Org intensify: report
White House Press Secretary: ‘Trump’s Critics Will Seize On Any Six-Figure Death Toll That Suits Their Narrative’ - The Onion
What's Next? Lebensborn?
Mahendra Amin, the physician accused of performing unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures at an immigrant-detention facility, is not certified by the American Board of Obstetrics and Gynecology
The National Catholic Prayer Breakfast will present an award to Attorney General Barr for “Christlike behavior” today. A.G. Barr has ordered the executions of six men with at least one more on the calendar. What is “Christlike” about using discretionary power to kill? - Sister Helen Prejean
Democrats Favor Expanding Supreme Court by Adding Entire Obama Family. - Andy Borowitz
Rock The Voter News
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg lies in repose at Supreme Court
- Elizabeth Warren Goes Off on 'Sleazy' Republicans in Blistering RBG Speech, Says Dems Must 'Explore Every Option'
- Meghan Markle and Prince Harry call on voters to 'reject hate speech' and 'misinformation'
- 'This Is My Country': Rep. Ilhan Omar Blasts Trump For Attacking Her Somali Roots in Rally Remarks
She was a beacon for decency....Her memory will be a movement. - Dan Rather
Prediction: GOP Investigation Of Hunter Biden Will Be As Successful As The GOP Investigation Of Benghazi
Republicans senators have finished an investigation that President Donald Trump was impeached for pursuing. The central thesis of GOP’s findings about Hunter Biden focused on information largely known to the public: Biden’s position on the board of Ukrainian gas company Burisma while his father Joe Biden was vice president...But other salacious claims and innuendos about Hunter Biden receiving a large wire transfer from the widow of Moscow’s former mayor and Biden allegedly making payments to Russian women linked to human trafficking are now entering the public sphere at the height of his father’s presidential campaign—a coup for Trump and Rudy Giuliani.
The person who told me Ruth Bader Ginsburg had passed away was my daughter, Neve. I was terribly sad, but also filled with gratitude that my daughter could see first hand how much intelligent, brave women can change the world. - Conan O'Brien
Scientists say that pretty soon, robots will be smarter than us. In fact, they’ve started building a robot that wears a mask. - Conan O'Brien
Every day, Donald Trump challenges the Republican Party to sink lower than they already have, and every day, they oblige. - Middle Age Riot
I'm Surprised Trump Knew A Canned Tuna Fish Brand
Bumble Bee Seafoods responded to President Trump's claim during a rally on Tuesday night that protesters at anti-police rallies in several cities around the country are throwing canned food items at law enforcement.
"They go out and buy tuna fish and soup ... they go out and buy Goya because they throw it, they throw it, it's the perfect weight. Tuna fish, they can really rip it right, and that hits you, it's true. Bumble Bee brand tuna," Trump said during his speech...
The NRA says if Biden wins Beto O'Rourke is going to come to my front door and take my AR-15.I'm conflicted. On the one hand, I love my AR-15, on the other hand... it's Beto O'Rourke. - Renee Libby
The Bracelet of Queen Ahhotep I, circa 1560-1530 BC, on display at the Cairo Museum. Interesting that the artisan's work is around 3000 years later, and the Queen did what?