Monday, April 13, 2020

White House Economic Coronavirus Task Force to Reportedly Include Ivanka and Kushner

White House Economic Coronavirus Task Force to Reportedly Include Ivanka and Kushner
President Donald Trump is reportedly set to unveil his economic task force that will be tasked with reopening the American economy amid the coronavirus pandemic on Tuesday. According to Fox News, this council to reopen the country will include, among others, Trump daughter Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner, both of whom are senior White House advisers.
Besides Javanka, Fox News also reported that the council will include new White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, Trump economic adviser Larry Kudlow, Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin and a number of other Cabinet heads.

Trump’s ‘Council to re-open America’ does in fact lack medical experts but if you count Kudlow’s freebasing skills and Jared’s & Vanky’s botox regime it’s kind of like chemistry. Also Wilbur Ross is cryogenically preserved. - Noel Casler

      God Help Us All.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Last month was the first March without a school shooting in the United States since 2002. - Robert Klemko

Will Trump Fire Dr. Fauci? Naw, He'll Have Someone Else Do It.
President Donald Trump was clearly annoyed by Dr. Anthony Fauci‘s comments on CNN regarding the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, retweeting a former congressional candidate’s post that criticized Fauci and used the hashtag “#FireFauci.”

Jared Kushner Says States Should Have Planned Ahead Before Joining The Union. - The Onion

Republican Shenanigans

What kind of sh*thole country murders its own postal service. - Jeff Tiedrich

Remember When Trump Said He Loved The Uneducated?
Thanks to an under-the-radar bookkeeping change at the Department of Education, hundreds of rural schools across the US are set to lose vital funds.
As reported in the New York Times, the department has changed the eligibility criteria for the Rural and Low-Income School Programme, which provides funding for school districts in some of the poorest parts of the country.
The change will make it harder for districts to demonstrate their eligibility, meaning hundreds of them will lose tens of thousands of dollars – and in some cases much more.

Trump says Jesus could have avoided crucifixion by taking hydroxychloroquine. - Conan O'Brien


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Rock The Voter News

Obama Demands to See Trump’s Elementary-School Diploma. - Andy Borowitz

Sanders Endorses Biden But Will The Bernie Bros?
Senator Bernie Sanders endorsed Joseph R. Biden Jr. as the Democratic nominee for president on Monday, adding the weight of his left-wing support to Mr. Biden’s candidacy and taking a major step toward bringing unity to the party’s effort to unseat President Trump in November.

Some states, like Montana and Nebraska, are getting more than $300,000 in federal stimulus money per reported COVID-19 case.
New York is the hardest-hit state and yet we are getting only about $12,000 per case.
We need a fair federal stimulus bill that is distributed by need. - Gov. Andrew Cuomo


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Business/Tech News

Nation’s Governors Consider Forming Country. - Andy Borowitz

Trump's Favorite Coronavirus Drug Is Killing People
Scientists in Brazil have stopped part of a study of a malaria drug touted as a possible coronavirus treatment after heart rhythm problems developed in one-quarter of people given the higher of two doses being tested.

With all this time off I was hoping the arts would experience a new Renaissance period. But with all the snacks, it's gonna be our Rubenesque period for sure. - Tim Hanlon


Thank you so much!
Almost 2/3 of the way there!



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Coron, Palawan, Philippines. I hope there is no coronavirus there.


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