Monday, March 11, 2019

It just gets dirtier and dirtier

Massage parlor magnate helped steer Chinese to Trump NYC fundraiser, attendee says
A Chinese-American massage-parlor entrepreneur arranged for a group of Chinese business executives to attend a paid fundraiser for President Donald Trump in New York City at the end of 2017, according to a source who was present at the event.


Pretty weird how the people who blew a f*cking gasket over an imaginary sex ring run out of the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement have all gone silent over the actual sex ring run by the denizens of the president's tacky golf resort and omelet bar, why could that be. - Jeff Tiedrich




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Anyone who was truly "pro-life" would want to make getting a gun at least as difficult as getting an abortion. - Middle Age Riot





Boeing 737 MAX  Being Suspended In Many Countries
Airlines in multiple countries have suspended the use of Boeing's new 737 MAX 8 aircraft over concerns about its safety, after an Ethiopian Airlines flight of the same model crashed Sunday killing all 157 people on board.





Having trouble sleeping? 
Scared that slow moving caravans will get past Border Patrol & clog your commute? 
Worried an asylum seeker will sit next to you at the diner? 
You may be suffering from National Emergency Anxiety. IT'S DAY 24 OF THE NATIONAL EMERGENCY! Can you feel it? 
- Rep. Ted Lieu


Republican Shenanigans



I've always wondered why Trump didn't give Cohen a position in the White House. Cohen knew all his secrets. There's more to this story. My guess is Jarvanka axed Cohen.





"The President has suggested that members of his own Justice Department should be locked up for investigating the President. Now, if people were to get indicted or not indicted, on the basis of whether the President likes them...we would have a banana republic." - George Conway, husband of the president's adviser, Kellyanne Conway


Trump Sends Blackface Code To His Base
During a private speech with Republican National Committee donors on Friday night at Mar-a-Lago, President Trump reportedly attempted to mock Democrats for the controversy surrounding Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam and his racist yearbook photo, by joking that his Secret Service agents at the White House were “in blackface,” Axios reported.





It’s cool that Trump autographs Bibles because he & God both used ghost writers. - John Fugelsang




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Rock The Voter News

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Warns Michael Cohen To Leave Lying To Professionals. - Andy Borowitz


He needs a bra.



In 1982 TV Guide Nailed It. Did They Get A Pulitzer? No.




Who Knew Tucker Carlson Was A Sicko? All Sane People.
In unearthed audio, Tucker Carlson makes numerous misogynistic and perverted comments
During interviews on Bubba The Love Sponge, Carlson said he "love[s]" the idea of young girls sexually experimenting, used sexist terms to refer to a number of women, and defended statutory rape






I'm So Old I Remember When Jon Stewart Warned Us About Tucker Carlson in 2004




1) Tucker Carlson won't apologize for calling women "extremely primitive" 
2) Jeannine Pirro said wearing a hijab is un-American 
3) Trump said Dems are "anti-Jewish" 
4) Every House Dem voted for a resolution *decrying bigotry* 
5) Media spent the week talking about "Dems in chaos"
- Seth Abramson 


Apparently, Melania Doesn't Listen To Her Briefings Either
Australia's former foreign minister says she was mistaken for the spouse of a politician by US First Lady Melania Trump, in her latest comments on the subordinate role of women in conservative politics.




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Business/Tech News

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo  - The Onion







Trump: The New Chinese Pimp?
Chinese authorities have granted preliminary approval for dozens of Donald Trump-branded spas, escort services, hotels and massage parlours....









Best thing about daylight savings time is that we lost an hour of Trump. - Ken Olin





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Odd News


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The White House press room was a laundry room in 1909 when yellow journalism was all the rage.

Peace.