Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Comrade Bonespurs

Russian news agencies say US told Moscow no new sanctions for now
Russian news agencies reported on Wednesday that U.S. President Donald Trump’s administration had informed the Russian embassy in Washington that the United States had no immediate plans to impose new sanctions.

Breaking: Trump administration notified Russian Embassy in Washington no additional US sanctions were coming -Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman to CNN. - Jim Sciutto

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

When are we gonna stop talking about the man who was killed in a fire at Trump Tower, the president's building without sprinklers? Let it go already. - Laurie Kilmartin

What? Unusual Cellular Surveillance In D.C.?
Four U.S. senators on Wednesday urged the U.S. Homeland Security Department (DHS) to disclose additional information about unusual cellular surveillance activity that has been detected around the nation’s capital.

There needs to be an investigation to see if anyone in the Trump Admin has ties to America. I mean sweet baby Jesus.- irishygirl

Republican Shenanigans

Trump last night issued proclamation that flags be lowered to half-staff “as a mark of respect” for Barbara Bush.
This morning, flag still flying high at Mar-Lago, the “Southern White House.” (per pool) - Peter Alexander, NBC News

Twitter went down for almost an hour. As a result, President Trump was forced to open a window and start yelling at people on the street.- Conan O'Brien

Follow The Trump Money
The law firm representing Michael Cohen — which this week fought in court to shield communications between Cohen and President Trump from government investigators — has received payments from President Trump’s re-election campaign.

My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate. - Rex Huppke


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IRS Announces Refunds Will Come In Form Of Forever Stamps This Year - The Onion

Rock The Voter News

Puerto Rico's Power Grid Collapses
Puerto Rico has suffered an island-wide power outage, Puerto Rico's power authority said Wednesday -- nearly seven months after Hurricane Maria destroyed much of the island's infrastructure and its electrical grid.

A group of conservative lawmakers on Wednesday wrote to Attorney General Jeff Sessions asking him to investigate Hillary Clinton, former FBI Director James Comey and others whom President Trump has targeted on Twitter and elsewhere.

I agree, this scandal where Hillary colluded with Russia to sell uranium to ISIS in Benghazi in order to finance the child sex ring run out of the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement really needs to be looked into for the fifteen hundredth time. - Jeff Tiedrich


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Business/Tech News

Impoverished Kenyan Bean Picker Can’t Wait To See What Starbucks Has To Say About Racial Sensitivity- The Onion

Ivanka Resorts To Selling Her Clothing Collection Online
Shoppers interested in buying peplum blouses and sheath dresses from Ivanka Trump's clothing line no longer need to comb through the racks at TJ Maxx.
On Wednesday, the first daughter and top adviser to the president began selling the women's wear collection on her website for the first time, according to Bloomberg—just over a year since brands like Nordstrom, Burlington Coat Factory and Belk stopped selling the line. 

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Mother Nature must've been on an acid trip when she created this frog.


1 comment:

  1. Poison Dart Frog

    The Poison Dart Frog is probably the most poisonous animal on earth.The 2 inch long (5cm) golden poison dart frog has enough venom to kill 10 adult humans or 20,000 mice. Only 2 micrograms of this lethal toxin (the amount that fits on the head of a pin) is capable of killing a human or other large mammal. They are called “dart frogs” because indigenous Amerindians’ use of their toxic secretions to poison the tips of their blow-darts. Poison dart frogs keep their poison in their skins and will sicken or kill anybody who touches or eats it.