Monday, May 15, 2017

The State of the Union 115 Days After Trump Arrived

Friday morning, Trump issued a thinly veiled threat to Comey, apparently suggesting there are possibly recorded conversations between the ...

I feel as though I am in the setting of a Tom Clancy spy novel with the script written by Elmore Leonard.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

[trump literally shoots someone on 5th Avenue]
FOXNEWS: President Trump surprises man with precious metal souvenir.-  @sortabad tweet

The Curious Pattern Of Deaths Around Putin's Critics
Former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper said there is a “curious pattern” of deaths of opponents of Russian President Vladimir Putin who have questioned or challenged his role.

Revenge Will Be Mine: Osama bin Laden's Son
Osama bin Laden's son has vowed revenge on the west for killing his father and is set to become the next leader of al-Qaeda, a former FBI agent has warned.
Ali Soufan, who was the FBI's lead investigator of al-Qaeda after the 9/11 terror attacks, examined documents seized from bin Laden's Pakistan compound when he was killed by US Navy Seals in 2011.

Republican Shenanigans

I think the strategist thing about how all this went down is that Trump fired James Comey by letter. He had a letter delivered to his office at the FBI. He didn’t even say, “You’re fired,” which is his catch phrase! It would be like Arnold Schwarzenegger leaving a party and just going, “See ya.” - Jimmy Kimmel

Democrats Trying To Prevent Document Destruction
Democrats kept up the pressure on Donald Trump over the sudden firing of James Comey, demanding that recordings the president suggested he may have made of his meetings with the former FBI director be preserved and handed over to lawmakers

Everyone is very focused on the Comey firing and whether Trump’s people colluded with the Russians — and all that is important. But I think this is even more important. Because forget everything politically, forget everything you believe for a minute, forget whether you’re a Democrat or Republican. Just clear your mind and ask yourself, what kind of a person thinks he came up with the phrase “priming the pump”? - Jimmy Kimmel

I'm not saying Trump is the anti-Christ, I'm saying Christ is the Anti-Trump. - John Fugelsang


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Trump claims he would have won the popular vote if there hadn’t been voter fraud but there is absolutely no proof of that. We are now just creating commissions to prove Trump’s dumb theories. I can’t wait for the report from the Senate commission on “But No Seriously, Meryl Streep Is Overrated.” - James Corden

Rock The Voter News

We need to accept the fact that Trump's supporters will never abandon him except on the outside chance he suddenly becomes black. - Tea Pain

Is Miss USA A Republican?
The newly crowned Miss USA has ignited a firestorm on Twitter with an answer she gave onstage at the pageant.
Kara McCullough, who was Miss District of Columbia, was asked whether she thought healthcare is a right or a privilege for Americans.
“I’m definitely going to say it’s a privilege,” said McCullough, who also works as a scientist at the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission. She added that Americans shouldn't be forced to pay for other people's healthcare. 

Irregular periods are considered a pre-existing condition. - The Daily Show

US Could Save Time, Money by Impeaching Pence at Same Time. - Andy Borowitz


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Biz/Tech News

Although Trump doesn’t get credit for creating the term “prime the pump,” he has created lots of other things. He has, for example, created Sean Spicer’s ulcers, soaring stock prices for Xanax, and he created — let’s not forget — he created lots of jobs for his kids. -  James Corden

Trump Won't Like This Ruling
A divided U.S. Supreme Court ruled that debt collectors can use bankruptcy proceedings to try to collect liabilities that are so old the statute of limitations has expired.

A company is selling a jacket with a heating mode and a cooling mode. The way it works is, there’s a zipper. - Seth Myers



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

The original Bigfoot, a baby flamingo!


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