Thursday, May 11, 2017

The Russians Arrived! The Russians Arrived!

Acting FBI director vows to inform congressional committee if White House tries to upend Russia probe
Acting FBI director Andrew McCabe vowed Thursday that he would tell the Senate Intelligence Committee if the White House tried to interfere with the bureau's probe of possible coordination between the Kremlin and the Trump campaign to influence the ...

WH furious over Russian government photos of Trump meeting with Lavrov/Kislyak. "They tricked us," an official said of Russians "They lie."  - Jim Acosta, CNN

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Former intel officials are worried the Russian photog today could've brought surveillance gear into the Oval Office. - Mark Berman, Washington Post

The Showboat Calls Comey A Showboat
President Donald Trump, in an exclusive interview Thursday with NBC News' Lester Holt, called ousted FBI chief James Comey a "showboat" and revealed he asked Comey whether he was under investigation for alleged ties to Russia.

Trumpcare backlash + Yates testimony + Comey firing + Spicer in bushes + subpoena + Twitter meltdown = time to bomb another empty airfield . - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Let's cut the sh*t...Comey got fired cause he was getting closer to Russia than Sarah Palin's house. - Kevin Flood

Spicer Has Meltdown
White House press secretary and former Easter Bunny Sean Spicer has a real tough job sometimes. And on Tuesday night, when President Donald Trump fired FBI director James Comey, it apparently became too much to handle.

Kushner Family Business Nixes U.S. Visa Sales To China
The sister of White House adviser Jared Kushner on Thursday pulled out of the family company’s scheduled weekend presentation to potential Chinese investors amid growing criticism that she had used her brother’s position to benefit the family’s real estate empire.

Maybe it’s me, but Mike Pence has that look you get when you realize the gnat is too far down your throat to spit out. - Conan O'Brien


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Rock The Voter News

The White House announced yesterday that President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey. Yet another long-time dream that Trump stole from Hillary. - Seth Myers

Jimmy Carter Felt The Bern
Former Democratic President Jimmy Carter revealed Monday night that he backed Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders over Hillary Clinton in last year's Democratic presidential primary. "Can y'all see why I voted for him?" the 92-year-old Carter said of Sanders, ..


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Biz/Tech News

Sure, you people with pre-existing conditions might die, but you should still be happy that Trumpcare will let rich people buy a third yacht. - Tea Party Cat

No Laptops For You!
The Trump administration is likely to expand a ban on laptops on commercial aircraft to include some European countries, but is reviewing how to ensure lithium batteries stored in luggage holds do not explode in midair, officials briefed on the matter said on Wednesday.

Right now Trump is basically like a drug dealer who hears the cops at the door and is desperately trying to flush the meth down the toilet. - Andy Borowitz



Odd News

  • The only odd news today is that I had an encounter with a ceiling fan and injured my hand and forearm. No further details needed other than dumb ass.
  • I am going to the doctor's tomorrow and will return on Monday.

Time To Deflate Photo

Hip-Hop Scene, New York, 1980s. This was when Hip-Hoppers had waists to hold up their pants. Photograph by Jamel Shabazz


1 comment:

  1. Sorry to hear about your unfortunate encounter with that fan and wish you a speedy recovery :-(