Wednesday, May 24, 2017

I would like to tickle your senses with a video before you proceed to today's edition

Republicans have ruined this country by promoting hate of our own government, people, science and the press. Grownups need to take this country back.

I support a Constitutional Amendment to haze all Congressmen by making them work 40hrs per week for 30k per year while raising 2 kids. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump Credits Western Wall for Israel's Lack of Mexicans. - Andy Borowitz

Trump's Admiration For Dangerous Leaders Continues
US President Donald Trump told his Philippines' counterpart that he was doing a good job fighting an illegal drug epidemic in his country, an effort that has led to thousands of deaths and drawn international condemnation from human rights groups.

Before his visit to Israel, Trump was in Saudi Arabia. This is where the wheels came off. First of all, his commerce secretary was on TV raving about how there were no protesters in Saudi Arabia. Because protesters are beheaded in Saudi Arabia. That's why. People without heads tend not to speak out. - Jimmy Kimmel

Republican Shenanigans

Brennan: "Russia interfered"
Comey: "Russia interfered"
Coats: "Trump obstructed"
Rogers: "Trump obstructed"
FoxNews: "Hillary killed a guy"
- Jeff Tiedrich

Republicans Are The Party Of Personal Destruction
The parents of murdered Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich penned an op-ed Tuesday asking media figures who have promoted their son's death as a conspiracy theory to stop causing them "unbearable" pain by spreading such "baseless" theories.

Pope Francis meets a guy who's rejected every line in the Sermon on the Mount. Aka His Holiness and His Assholiness. - John Fugelsang

Donald Trump doesn't care about the Pope, he has plenty of guys in white robes who support him. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏

Wow, Another Bush Moron
Billy Bush claims he didn't take Donald Trump's “grab them by the p—y” comments seriously during the infamous hot mic moment from a 2005 Access Hollywood interview - and insists that if he had, he would have called the authorities.


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A company has released a GPS with President Trump's voice as a navigator. It doesn't guide you anywhere. It just keeps reminding you that he won the Electoral College. - Conan O'Brien

Rock The Voter News

Hillary Keeps Fighting 
This administration and Republicans in Congress are mounting an onslaught against the needs of children and people with disabilities, women and seniors," Clinton said Tuesday in an address at the annual gala for the Children's Health Fund, according ...

Would this be a bad time to mention that Hillary traveled 956,733 miles over a total of 401 days during her 4 years as Secretary of State? - Jeff Tiedrich

Emails Concerning UUP Poster

This is a representative drawing of Delicate Arch in Arches NP, UT, one of Utah's iconic symbols.


Thank you for the explanation but it looks like the bottom half of a cowboy wearing chaps!
That is just the graphic designer in me moaning.

If the United Utah Party poster had not been compresses sideways, even many NON-Utahns might easily recognize Delicate Arch, located in Arches National  Park and featured on license plates all over Utah.  


The logo design does not do justice to anything.

The video of Melania swatting away Trump's hand has gone viral, but come on, a woman not wanting to be touched by that f*cker is pretty much the opposite of news. - Andy Borowitz


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Biz/Tech News

Saying that Trump's budget made a $2 trillion "mistake" is like suggesting identity thieves are guilty of "bad impressions." - LOLGOP

Trump Breaks Promise
Just before taking office, President Donald Trump promised to donate all profits earned from foreign governments back to the U.S. Treasury.
But MSNBC has learned the Trump Organization is not tracking all payments it receives from foreign governments, according to new admissions by Trump representatives. By failing to track foreign payments it receives, the company will be hard-pressed to meet Trump's pledge to donate foreign profits and could even increase its legal exposure.

Mike Flynn invokes the Fifth Amendment. A moment of silence for every conservative who's ever said "pleading the Fifth means you're guilty." - Jeff Tiedrich



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

This is a caterpillar of a fruit piercing moth OR a tiny alien with a nebula painted on his body.


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