Thursday, May 25, 2017

Comey Investigation Update

Bad intel from Russia influenced Comey's Clinton announcement: report
Former FBI Director James Comey’s controversial decision to detail the FBI’s findings in the Hillary Clinton email case without Justice Department input was influenced by a dubious Russian document that the FBI now considers to be bad intelligence

Wow. Mueller is going to have his hands full. So Comey acted on fake Russian intel. He sure made a lot of bad decisions that all involved Hillary. There is more to this story.

This Russian investigation into Trump is like one of those Russian nesting dolls, except every time you open one, the doll inside is somehow bigger. And instead of it being a doll, it’s a horrible conspiracy concocted by Russian hackers to systematically erode America’s democratic freedoms. - James Corden

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

President Trump is still on his big trip overseas. And I saw that he actually took over an entire hotel in Jerusalem. Mary and Joseph were like, “Seriously? You make room for THAT guy?” - Jimmy Fallon

Jeff Sessions Blames FBI Agent For Omissions
Attorney General Jeff Sessions did not disclose on security clearance forms that he met twice last year with Russia's ambassador, CNN reported Wednesday.
The form, the SF-86, asks applicants to disclose any contacts with a foreign government or its representatives over the past seven years.
Justice Department spokeswoman Sarah Isgur Flores told CNN that an FBI employee who was helping Sessions complete the form advised him that he did not have to disclose meetings with foreign ambassadors that took place during his time in the Senate. 

daily reminder: your president is an ignorant, demented racist who walks around looking like his head got stuck in a cotton candy machine. - Jeff Tiedrich

After Trump pushes his way through, he snaps his coat and lifts his chin. Gawd what a thug.

You see Trump shove Montenegro’s PM to get to the front of NATO group? He's just longing for human contact since his wife won’t touch him. - Bette Midler

Republican Shenanigans

It’s come out that President Trump asked two intelligence chiefs to push back against the Russia probe. Trump also asked them to make Melania hold his freakin’ hand. - Conan O'Brien

Loose Lips Sink Ships Seems To Be The Intent
A growing and critical narrative of the Trump administration — depending on one’s political leanings — is the alleged leaking of critical intelligence in a manner that undermines strategic allies and covert investigations and operations.
After the name of bomber Salman Abedi was leaked to US media just hours after the attack, which left 22 dead — and photos printed by NY Times that revealed the type of bomb used in the Manchester suicide attack — it now appears that Prime Minister Theresa May is jumping on board with those critical of some loose lips.

Pope Francis is pretty composed for someone who is finally coming face to face with the Antichrist. - Warren Holstein

Breaking: Man who refuses to provide proof that he pays taxes lectures other countries about paying for stuff. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏


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Rock The Voter News

Yes, that's Donald Trump Jr. with the bodyslammer.
Killing Bodyslamming The Messenger
Greg Gianforte, the Republican candidate in Thursday's special congressional election in Montana, allegedly "body slammed" a reporter for The Guardian last night at a meet-and-greet event. The reporter, Ben Jacobs, took to twitter to describe the incident and claimed the altercation broke his glasses.

Modern Journalism 101
1) What?
2) Who?
3) Where?
4) When?
5) Why?
6) How?
7) Duck!

- Warren Holstein

The former head of the CIA told investigators that the Russians “brazenly interfered” with our election and actively contacted members of the Trump administration. And according to The Washington Post, the president asked two top intelligence officials to publicly deny evidence of collusion, and also asked them to find ways to get FBI Director James Comey to drop his investigation. Just like an innocent person would do. - Jimmy Kimmel


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Biz/Tech News

The whole thing is particularly cruel to one minority group: Trump’s voters. Because the president’s budget hits his own voters the hardest, taking aim at the social safety net on which many of them rely. It’s all there on Trump’s new hat, “Make the Poor Live on Squirrel Meat Again.” - Stephen Colbert

The GOP Did The Right Thing? Why. Yes. They. Did.
Restaurants, grocers and other businesses celebrated on Thursday as House Republicans backed off efforts to eliminate the cap on fees that banks can charge retailers when customers use a debit card.

I had this horrible nightmare that they came out with honey almond butter M&Ms and the paramedics couldn't fit me into the ambulance. - John Fugelsang



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
NASA before Powerpoint, 1961.


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