Wednesday, April 5, 2017

White House Shake Up Or Shake Down?

Bannon Loses National Security Council Role in Trump Shakeup
President Donald Trump reorganized his National Security Council on Wednesday, removing his chief strategist, Stephen Bannon, and downgrading the role of his Homeland Security Adviser, Tom Bossert, according to a person familiar with the decision and a regulatory filing.

Bannon's Axing Freaks Out Other Unqualified White House Staffers. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

If Steve Bannon wants any job security, he's going to have to propose to Tiffany. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

CIA jet for sale. Is the waterboard included?
...The Boeing 737 business jet seats up to 16 passengers and includes one queen and two single beds, a lounge bar, and three built-in 42-inch TV screens. The jet's listing does not mention, however, that in its former career, it was part of the Central Intelligence Agency's extraordinary rendition program, transporting "high-value" terrorism detainees around the globe to "black sites" where they faced "enhanced" interrogation techniques.

When the Putin-backed Assad regime is gassing Syrian children to death this would be a great time to have a US President who was not being blackmailed by the Russians.- Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Affirmative action = cheating
Nepotism = OK.

Gorsuch Plagiarized His Book And An Academic Article. Republicans Silent.
Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch copied the structure and language used by several authors and failed to cite source material in his book and an academic article, according to documents provided to POLITICO.

'Complicit' is our #1 lookup after Ivanka Trump told CBS "I don’t know what it means to be complicit." - Merriam Webster Dictionary Tweet


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Be patient, Patriots. They need to build a case against Trump so strong that even the GOP will hang their heads in shame & vote to impeach. - Tea Pain

Rock The Voter News

It's becoming painfully obvious what an aberration Barack Obama was: a President who was smart, highly educated, mentally healthy and, above all, decent. We didn't deserve him. - Andy Borowitz

Free Body Cams For Every Police Officer
Taser International revealed on Wednesday that not only will it change its name and ticker, but that it is launching a program to equip every U.S. police officer with a body camera, free of charge.

Thanks to Susan Rice, Trump now has both a black man and a black woman to blame his problems on.- Tea Pain


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Biz/Tech News

Pepsi just made the commercial of the year for Coke. - John Fugelsang

We Need To Modernize Our Deplorable Rail System. Pronto.
Government inspections of railroads that haul volatile crude oil across the United States have uncovered almost 24,000 safety defects, including problems similar to those blamed in derailments that triggered massive fires or oil spills in Oregon, Virginia, Montana and elsewhere, according to data obtained by The Associated Press.

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller


Deep Curtsy.


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

The tree kangaroo of Papua New Guinea. I would love to hug it but those claws!


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