Friday, April 14, 2017


The White House Will Keep Its Visitor Logs Secret
The Trump Administration will not disclose logs of those who visit the White House complex, breaking with his predecessor, the White House announced Friday.

Of course Trump is keeping the White House Visitor Logs secret, his secret tax returns need company.

Rather than a wall, America should build a giant mirror, to reflect what we have become. - Bette Midler

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The question remains what does Putin have on Trump that he is seemingly the ONLY person Trump will not criticize in any way? - Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA)

Trump Pumps Up Kim Jong Un's Testosterone
A top North Korean official is threatening a preemptive strike against the U.S. if his nation believes America is taking "reckless" military action.

Trump Testosterone Talk Is Spreading
U.S. Central Command spokesmen confirmed the decision to drop a 21,000-pound bomb in Afghanistan Thursday was based, at least in part, on Donald Trump’s promise to “bomb the sh*t out of the enemy.”

Trump demanded Obama's birth certificate but refuses to release the White House visitor logs. - Matt Murphy

Republican Shenanigans

Kim Jong-un and Jared Kushner are both extremely compelling arguments against nepotism. - Andy Borowitz

Ivanka Trump Went To This Boarding School Which Would Explain A Lot
An internal investigation into allegations of sexual abuse at the elite Choate Rosemary Hall boarding school found a four-decade pattern of abuse, including a dozen former teachers who sexually molested students, at least one case of rape and a...

I wish President Trump would stop calling “Good Friday” “Tremendous Friday, the Greatest Friday you’ve ever seen.” - Conan O'Brien


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"President Trump is still settling into the White House, and I read that Trump's gold curtains in the Oval Office are the same ones Hillary picked out for Bill Clinton in 1993. So she may not be president, but Hillary still figured out a way to throw some shade." –Jimmy Fallon

Rock The Voter News

They're Still Spreading Fake News About Obama
"Obama tax audit exposes MILLIONS in offshore accounts stolen from taxpayers," read the headline on an April 4, 2017, post on FederalistTribune.

This is your reminder that the Attorney General of the United States committed perjury during his confirmation and Congress doesn't care. - Wil Wheaton

Sadly, Sean Spicer does not even crack the list of the ten dumbest people in this White House. - Andy Borowitz


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Biz/Tech News

Maybe a president who's being investigated by the FBI for collusion shouldn't have the authority to drop bombs. - Alyssa Milano

Trump Lowers Testosterone Level With China
The Trump administration has chosen not to brand China a currency manipulator in an official report, reversing one of the president's most prominent campaign promises on trade.

Good Friday is when we honor the most famous innocent brown-skinned man to ever get the death penalty. - John Fugelsang



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