Monday, April 17, 2017

Just like that Putin Punts Trump

Russian state TV calls Trump 'more dangerous' than North Korean dictator: report
The head of a Kremlin-run news agency said President Trump is “more dangerous” than the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un, according to a Monday Bloomberg Politics report.
“Trump is more impulsive and unpredictable than Kim Jong-Un,” Dmitry Kiselyov said Sunday on his show “Vesti Nedelyi.”

So we're less than 100 days into Trump and we're closer to a nuclear war than we've been all century. So this is going exactly as predicted. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

North Korea Offers Unconditional Surrender After Mike Pence Angrily Squints At It. - Andy Borowitz

Russia's New Army: Robots
Russia's Fedor robot has learned to shoot guns with impressive precision. How do companies like Google, groups and individuals try to stop killer robots from taking over the world?

If Flynn's lies hadn't been uncovered, it's likely Trump's National Security Adviser would still be a paid foreign agent of Turkey's despot. - Brian Klaas

Republican Shenanigans

The Obama's spent every Easter attending church service. Trump hasn't attended church once since his inauguration. Where's the GOP outrage? - Matt McDermott

Democrats Cleared Of Fake News Attack
A review of the surveillance material flagged by House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes shows no inappropriate action by Susan Rice or any other Obama administration official, Republican and Democratic Congressional aides who have been briefed on the matter told NBC News.

Come on, chickensh*t, if you're man enough to drop a mega-bomb on Afghanistan, you should be man enough to release your tax returns. - Stephen King

Congratulations to the first lady, Melania Trump, who just got a nice payout from a British tabloid newspaper, The Daily Mail. According to CNN, Melania received $2.9 million in damages, which she's using to build an escape tunnel back to Slovenia. - Jimmy Kimmel


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If Pence is complicit with Trump, we gotta bring'em down together lest Trump resigns & Pence pardons the whole herd. This is the hold up. - Tea Pain

Rock The Voter News

Tweeting During The Easter Egg Roll 
As thousands began to gather on the White House lawn Monday for the annual Easter Egg Roll, President Trump again took on the media, the Democrats, and the Obama administration via one of his favorite activities: Tweeting. "'The first 90 days of my ...

It's now ok again for an American President to play golf and bomb foreign countries. It was just a matter of waitin' for the white time.- Tea Pain

I'm pitching a game show about Twitter called "Illiterate Troll or Russian Bot?" - John Fugelsang


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Biz/Tech News

A new article says that Donald Trump has changed the definition of the word "conservative." It used to mean "traditional" and "right leaning" - now it means "batsh*t crazy." - Conan O'Brien

Boeing Laying Off Engineers
Boeing Co. plans to lay off hundreds of engineers amid slowing aircraft sales, the company announced Monday. The workforce reduction scheduled for June 23 comes after the Chicago-based manufacturer laid off 1,800 mechanics and engineers earlier this ...

My two favorite things about Easter morning are (1) hiding the eggs and (2) the looks on my kids' faces when the snakes start to hatch. - Conan O'Brien



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

April the giraffe finally had her baby amidst much media coverage. April got her revenge though, she kicked one of the vets and chased him out of her pen.


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