Monday, April 3, 2017


Democrats to filibuster Neil Gorsuch amid Supreme Court showdown
Forty-one Senate Democrats have announced they will filibuster President Trump’s Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch, setting up a partisan showdown over the hidebound institution’s internal rules this week.

Adorable. Santorum says presidents who win elections get the right to pick who they want for Supreme Court. Tell that to Merrick Garland. - John Aravosis

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

We should probably have Jared Kushner pilot the International Space Station, because I'm sure he's not qualified to do that, either -Jeff Tiedrich

Trump Humps Egypt
Egypt’s military ruler Abdel Fattah el-Sisi was never invited to the Obama White House, where he was viewed as a brutal tyrant with little regard for human rights and democracy.
On Monday, President Donald Trump will roll out the red carpet for him.

President Trump’s daughter Ivanka is going to have her own office in the White House. So finally, we’ve got a woman named Trump who actually wants to be in the White House.- Conan O'Brien

Republican Shenanigans

Imagine having seventeen intelligence agencies at your fingertips and choosing instead to get your facts from a third-rate morning chat show. - Jeff Tiedrich

Hawaii’s TSA recently seized a so-called “stun cane” from a passenger that is capable of delivering a 1 million-volt shock. To get an idea of what a 1 million-volt shock feels like, just remember what it was like to wake up on Nov. 9.- Seth Myers

Let The Lawsuits Begin
A federal judge in Kentucky is allowing a lawsuit by three protesters assaulted at a Donald Trump campaign rally last March to move forward, agreeing with the plaintiffs that Trump's call from the podium for his supporters to "get 'em out of here" incited rally-goers to physically attack them.

Fox News has sexual harassment suits coming out of its eyes, coming out of its wherever.- OhNoSheTwitnt‏

The faces of Sexual Assault Awareness And Prevention Month - talia tweet

The GOP obstructed Merrick Garland just like they obstructed Obama. They created this mess. Deal with it.- Dem Texas Girls Tweet


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Rock The Voter News

Trump’s so obsessed with Hillary that he’s *thisclose* to standing outside her house with a boombox over his head. - goldengateblonde tweet

He's gone over to the dark side.

This Is Why The DNC Didn't Trust Bernie. 
Donald Trump supporters are not racist “deplorables” and Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party are to blame for November's shock election defeat: So said Clinton's defeated primary challenger Sen. Bernie Sanders during a rally in Boston Friday night.

On the one hand, you had Russia hacking the DNC, on the other, Bernie Sanders and his diehards trashing the DNC. And Trump loved it.-Peter Daou


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The White House says President Trump will not throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals game. Apparently Trump was afraid of hurting his tweeting arm. - Jimmy Fallon

Biz/Tech News

The Trump tax plan marks the 1st time anyone's ever written erotic fiction directly for the Koch Brothers.-John Fugelsang

Scientists have proven that you can grow potatoes on Mars. When they heard this, half of America said, “Wait, a planet with no Trump and French fries? When do we go? Let’s get out of here! Let’s go!”- Conan O'Brien


Bills are Due. I Hate That.

I also hate to beg.


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

These illuminated tires were developed by Goodyear in 1961 when women actually wore hose.


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