All Hat No Cattle: So far, this week...

Russian mafia boss still at large after FBI wiretap at Trump Tower
There, indeed, was an FBI wiretap involving Russians at Trump Tower.
But it was not placed at the behest of Barack Obama and the target was not the Trump campaign of 2016. For two years ending in 2013, the FBI had a court-approved warrant to eavesdrop on a sophisticated Russian organized crime money laundering network that operated out of unit 63A in Trump Tower.

Donald Trump reminds you not to be angry at unimportant things, like Russia; but do get angry at important things, like leaks about Russia. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

What These F*ckers Did Was Way Worse Than Watergate, Says Nixon in Hell. - Andy Borowitz

The Director of the Federal Bureau of Obfuscation

This Article Is From January. Comey Has Been Dragging His Feet On This Russian Investigation From The Start.
Christopher Steele, the former MI6 agent who investigated Donald Trump’s alleged Kremlin links, was so worried by what he was discovering that at the end he was working without pay...Mr Steele also decided to pass on information to both British and American intelligence officials after concluding that such material should not just be in the hands of political opponents of Mr Trump, who had hired his services, but was a matter of national security for both countries.

There is no better proof that GOP politicized the deaths of 4 brave Americans at Benghazi then how they are handling this Russia hearing.- Kurt Eichenwald

No Laptops For You!
The U.S. government is ordering passengers on nonstop, U.S.-bound flights from a handful of mostly Middle Eastern and North African countries to pack electronic devices other than cellphones in their checked bagged.

Republican Shenanigans

Ivanka into the White House? It’s like a coup, and the dictator’s family is moving into the palace as it prepares to the loot the country. - Robert Reich

Trump's approval rating is now 37 percent or, to quote Sean Spicer, "137 percent."- Andy Borowitz

AHCA: American Health CHAOS Act
Key GOP senators keep criticizing the American Health Care Act, the bill that top Republicans in the House wrote to repeal and replace Obamacare. So the AHCA, in its current form, has little chance of becoming law.
But a stalling of the AHCA before it even moved to the Senate would be a huge setback for House Speaker Paul Ryan, the White House and a Republican Party that has been promising to get rid of Obamacare for seven years.

I'm old enough to remember congress impeaching a president for lying about a sexual affair. - Joy Reid

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Rock The Voter News

GOP Health Care Plan Is A Word Salad Masking Higher Premiums, Less Coverage & Millions Declared Ineligible
House Republican leaders, racing toward a planned Thursday vote on their proposed health-care overhaul, unveiled changes to the legislation late Monday that they think will win over enough members to secure its passage.

Congrats to "LOCK HER UP" Crew on its upcoming pivot to "Just Because There's An Investigation Doesn't Mean There Was Any Wrongdoing" Crew. - Patrick Monahan‏

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Trump: I have almost a 100 million people following me.

@realDonaldTrump: 26 million

@POTUS: 16 million

Can't. Ever. Tell. The. Truth.

- Tina Dupuy

Biz/Tech News

Donald J. Trump said that his record-low approval rating of 37 was a conspiracy between the numerals 3 and 7, both of which were created by Arabs.- Andy Borowitz