Monday, March 13, 2017

Obama Is A Microwave Spy! Who Knew?

Kellyanne Conway: ‘Of Course I Don’t Have Any Evidence’ of Obama Spying on Trump Tower Through TVs, Microwaves
White House adviser Kellyanne Conway said Monday that she has no proof to support her suggestion that the Obama administration spied on Trump Tower through televisions and microwaves during the election season.

2008: You Can See Russia From Alaska- Sarah Palin
2017: Your Microwave Is Spying On You- Kellyanne Conway
GOP- You've Come A Long Way, Baby! - Fiona Adorno

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump administration members lied about Russian contacts and 9 Russians mentioned in the Steele dossier are dead. - Loretta Lynch, Former Attorney General

We're waiting!
Trump Must Provide Evidence Today That Obama Wiretapped Him
The Trump administration has until the end of the day Monday to produce evidence that former President Obama ordered surveillance on President Trump during last year's election, as Trump has claimed.
The House Intelligence Committee set the deadline in a letter to Acting Deputy Attorney General Dana Boente last week in which it asked for proof of the claim, which Obama and others have said is baseless.

If Trump hadn't been born rich & inherited millions he'd be a lecherous strip-club-dwelling 70-yr old selling above-ground pools. In Queens. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Has Paul Ryan condemned Steve King yet or did he lose his textbook that explains what racism is? - Jesse Berney

Trump can't denounce Steve King. If he alienates white supremacists it'll just be his immediate family and Voldemort supporting him.- OhNoSheTwitnt

President Of The Death Panel Speaks
President Donald Trump on Monday warned that Republicans “are putting themselves in a very bad position” by repealing and replacing Obamacare and said that letting it “implode” is still an option.

Weird. For some reason, Republicans can't just say "We're going to uninsure millions of working families to give the rich a huge tax break." - LOLGOP


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Trump still wants us to believe 3 million illegals voted for Hillary but not a single microwave oven managed to snap a picture of it. - Tea Pain

Rock The Voter News

Obama and Buffett went to lunch, and here's who picked up the tab
Just more proof Barack Obama’s retirement is not like yours.
On Sunday, the former president flew into Omaha, Neb. for lunch with billionaire Warren Buffett, 

Paul Ryan used Powerpoint to explain his healthcare plan. He actually tried to bore us to death before we die from lack of insurance.- Bette Midler


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Biz/Tech News

Why not trickle down healthcare? When rich folks get well, they donate any left over medication to a pool to distribute to everyone else. - Lizz Winstead

Move Along. No Conflict Of Interest To See Here.
A company owned by the family of Jared Kushner, President Donald Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser, stands to receive more than $400 million from a prominent Chinese company that is investing in the Kushners’ marquee Manhattan office tower at 666 Fifth Ave.

Who could have predicted that Trump's presidency would be historic in its incompetence and failure? Anyone with an even casual familiarity with his business career, I guess.- Andy Borowitz


Dance like your microwave isn't looking at you



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

What 'tweeting' looked like in in 1917.


1 comment:

  1. You mentioned that Trump supporters fly the flags of losers. Have you noticed how we celebrate losing battles to Hispanics. Remember the Maine? We lost a battleship and it became a battle cry. Or how about the Alamo? Everyone got killed and Texans still brag about it.