Monday, March 20, 2017

Drip drip drip KABOOM

FBI confirms Trump-Russia inquiry, finds no evidence of Trump wiretap claims
(CNN) FBI Director James Comey said Monday he had no information to support claims by President Donald Trump that he was wiretapped by his predecessor, Barack Obama.

At the time of pivotal Comey letter on Clinton email, the FBI had been investigating Trump campaign links to Russia for three months. - Ryan Lizza

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I can’t believe peace talks fell through between the communist leaders of North Korea and the former head of Exxon. - Conan O'Brien

Self Inflicted Conservative Paranoia Mounting 
THE Trump era is reshaping not just American politics but also its lexicon. Terms such as “fake news”, “alt-right” and “post-truth” have entered mainstream use, and kicked up debates about what they actually mean in the process. “Deep state” is the latest to gain attention, as leaks from inside the administration frustrate Donald Trump’s supporters. Right-wing websites such as Breitbart News warn of a “deep state” that wants to “terminate” Mr Trump.

Thinking back on Iraq and being called unpatriotic for not running to war. Now same people unwilling 2 address real attack on our democracy. - Mark Ruffalo

Republican Shenanigans

Intel hearing today - bottom lines so far: 1)Trump campaign under investigation and 2)Trump tweets about Obama are bogus.- Eric Holder

Trump Releases Hit List
The Department of Homeland Security on Monday released a report naming local jurisdictions that do not cooperate with the agency to detain people suspected of being undocumented immigrants, a key requirement of the executive order .

Dear media,
Mar-a-Lago is not the 'Winter White House.'
It's a gaudy hotel for vulgar zillionaires.
Glad I could clear this up for you. - Jeff Tiedrich

WH Defends Cuts To Meals On Wheels
The White House is defending proposed cuts to popular federal programs like Meals on Wheels amid President Donald Trump's taxpayer-funded trips to his Florida beach resort.

I'm so embarrassed that a majority of Americans voted for Donald J. Trump until I remember that they didn't. - Andy Borowitz


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President Trump’s proposed budget would cut funding for public broadcasting. Which may explain why Elmo is turning tickles on the street now. - Seth Myers

Rock The Voter News

In lieu of hot meals delivered to their homes, the elderly will now receive handsome engraved cards that read "YOU LOST, GET OVER IT." - Jeff Tiedrich

Almost Half Of Canadians Are Against Recent Illegal Immigrants Fleeing Trump
Nearly half of Canadians want to deport people who are illegally crossing into Canada from the United States, and a similar number disapprove of how Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is handling the influx, according to a ..

Now that we know Trump's under FBI criminal investigation, the #SCOTUS nomination must be put on hold till we find out what's goin' on. - Tea Pain


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Biz/Tech News

The house is on fire, Trump is running around with a box of matches, and the GOP demands to know who called the fire department. - Garry Kasparov‏Verified account

Florida Conservatives Want To Provide Jobs To Legal Residents, Cotton Picking, Fruit Picking, Vegetable Picking, And Sugar Cane Harvesting
Conservative lawmakers in Florida have supported a wave of anti-immigration bills that would deny in-state college tuition to undocumented immigrants, the Sarasota Herald-tribune reported Sunday. The bills would also require all employers to hire legal residents only.

God Seeking To Crack Down On Souls Smuggling Drugs Into Heaven - The Onion


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Time To Deflate Photo

Surf's up! This fun photo looks photoshopped but I have seen many tortoises surf the waves semi-submerged here.



  1. No, you have never seen a tortoise surf the waves. They don't swim, and in fact, sink like stones. Tortoises are land animals, terrapins are land and water, and turtles like water. I know they sink, cause I had a desert tortoise that once fell into a swimming pool and I had to rescue him. Also, some of the hatchlings from a friend's house in Las Vegas got into a puddle on the pool cover and drowned.

    1. I stand corrected, Andie. Thank you for the catch!

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