Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Compliments of the NRA

Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand vows to fight legislation that would ease restrictions on gun silencers
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand vowed Monday to not keep quiet as Congressional Republicans pursue legislation to ease restrictions on gun silencers.
Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) said bills introduced in the House of Representatives and Senate earlier this year would make it easier for criminals to dodge law enforcement by using suppressors on firearms.

I know the Republicans want to silence us but allowing frigging gun silencers? Death becomes the GOP.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

In other recent appointment news, Donald Trump elected his ambassador to Russia — former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman. This is great news for Trump. He finally has someone in his administration who is actually supposed to meet with the Russians. - James Corden

Nuclear detonation visible from Las Vegas strip circa 1952.

Sounds Like Someone Wants A Race War
Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) pushed back against the notion that minority groups will one day surpass whites in the population, saying that Hispanics and blacks "will be fighting each other before that happens."

You call this snow, comrade? In Soviet Russia, snow so deep, you can bury six pesky diplomats and entire Trump Dossier all winter.- George Takei

Republican Shenanigans

The average Republican voter has become too willfully ignorant to be a competent citizen. 
Which was the Republicans plan all along. - driftglass

Trump Should Just Move To Mar-a-Lago. It Would Save Millions.
President Trump will return to Mar-a-Lago this weekend, the White House confirmed on Monday, making it the fifth weekend he has spent in Florida as president.
Trump has reportedly spent almost a quarter of his time as president at his resort in the Sunshine State.

New research says that Neanderthals used to relieve pain by chewing on a plant containing the main ingredient in aspirin. Or as that’s now being called, “the Republican healthcare plan.” - Conan O'Brien


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Obama's Headed To Hawaii
It is not yet known if Obama will make any official appearances or what his plans are while he's in the state, where he was born in 1961.

Rock The Voter News

I'd settle for making America functional again. - John Fugelsang

This Is Bizarre And Terrifying
Are you one of the 13 remaining people on this planet who believes that President Trump is actually calling the shots in his administration, instead of merely serving as a tweet-happy puppet of White House chief strategist and Joseph McCarthy fanboy Steve Bannon? If so, the executive order signed on Monday, the "Comprehensive Plan for Reorganizing the Executive Branch," might just be the straw that breaks the eternally optimistic, hopelessly naïve camel's back.


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For the second time, RadioShack has filed for bankruptcy. Experts say if RadioShack goes bankrupt one more time, it can officially run for president. - Conan O'Brien

Biz/Tech News

I've heard if you say "jobs" 3 times in front of the microwave... Obama appears and takes a bow.- Alt Fed Employee

Step Right Up And Getcha A Real Email Scandal
U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson reportedly used an alias e-mail address in climate change discussions during his time as Exxon Mobil chairman and chief executive, according to the Wall Street Journal.
Tillerson used a pseudonym — Wayne Tracker — from 2008 to 2015, but Exxon failed to disclose that detail, the Journal reported late on Monday, citing New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman's office.

I HATE autocorrect. Must turn it off. Only what if it comes back? In the dark? - Stephen King


Thank you!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Ronald Reagan Speaks Out Against Socialized Medicine, a vinyl LP 1961.


1 comment:

  1. If my microwave were actually spying on me, I would probably have got a note from someone by now about doing the dishes and taking out the trash. And about my eating habits.