Friday, February 3, 2017

Say Goodbye To Your Life Savings. Again.

Trump Moves to Roll Back Obama-Era Financial Regulations
President Trump moved to roll back the Obama administration’s legacy on financial regulation on Friday, announcing an array of steps to undo rules enacted to prevent a repeat of the 2008 financial crisis and turning to the Wall Street titans he had demonized during his campaign for advice.

Former President Obama was spotted on vacation in the Virgin Islands yesterday, wearing a backwards baseball cap and flip-flops, and completely ignoring the Bat Signal.- Seth Myers

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

World leaders receive crank calls from someone claiming to be president of the United States. - Andy Borowitz

Meanwhile, Russia Continues Hacking Away
Norway's security service says nine email accounts - including those belonging to the Labour party, the foreign ministry and defense ministry - have been targeted by hackers believed to be the same Russia-linked group blamed for breaking into ..

Guys, it is the first day of February. Which of course is the shortest month, with just 28 days — as opposed to January, which felt like it had 200. - Jimmy Fallon

Trump Created 100,000 Enemies 
At least 100,000 visas have been revoked in a single week in response to President Trump's executive immigration order, a lawyer for the Justice Department revealed in court Friday.

Republican Shenanigans

Kellyanne Tells Another Whopper
President Donald Trump’s counselor, Kellyanne Conway, has come under fire after blaming two Iraqi refugees for the so-called Bowling Green Massacre, which never actually happened.
Kellyanne Conway's invention of an imaginary massacre in Bowling Green single-handedly created two million fact-checking jobs, the Labor Department reports.

White House women have to #DressLikeAWoman but bloated Nazi Steve Bannon gets to walk around looking like he slept in a drainage ditch. - Jeff Tiedrich


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If Michelle Obama had insisted on living inside a golden tower at taxpayer expense white people would have burned this country to the ground. - Jason Miller

Rock The Voter News

Hillary Clinton is reportedly writing a book of personal essays due to be released this fall. It will be the first political memoir written entirely in all caps.- Seth Myers

Nancy Pelosi Nails Steve Bannon To A White Cross
House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi called President Donald Trump's chief strategist a white supremacist Thursday, saying he has no ...


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One day after Tillerson's approval, House is gutting an anti-corruption rule requiring oil companies to disclose payments to foreign govts! - Sen. Tim Kaine

Biz/Tech News

Please pray for Ivanka Trump, marketed as the “nice” Trump shameless grifter. Neiman Marcus is also dropping items she pretends to design. Mrs. Betty Bowers

Thank Gawd! Finally, US Oil, Gas And Mining Companies Can Deal In Secret!
The Senate Friday gave its thumbs up to a resolution to nullify a SEC rule requiring oil, gas and mining companies to reveal their payments to foreign governments.
It was the second time this week lawmakers sent President Donald Trump a Congressional Review Act resolution undoing an Obama administration regulation. He is expected to sign it.

Today, a top football prospect for Michigan State was unable to sign his letter of intent because he’s in jail. Sounds like somebody’s ready for the NFL! - Conan O'Brien


All Hat No Cattle "Terrified Of Trump" Fundraiser

The tiny handed terrorist returns.

Thank you!

Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

How they proved that London's Double-decker buses were not a tipping hazard in 1933. Pay no attention to the taut rope or the chains attached to the chassis.


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