Thursday, February 9, 2017

Fatherly Love -- of money

Nordstrom stock gains over 4 percent after Trump tweet
Nordstrom's stock went up by more than 4 percent Wednesday after President Trump fired off a tweet criticizing it for discontinuing Ivanka Trump's brands of clothing and other merchandise.

We do know this. If Nordstrom had shot up a mosque in Quebec, Trump would never have mentioned it. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

When Trump says John McCain "eboldens the enemy", does he mean ISIS or the New York Times? - Tea Pain

Wait. What? U.S. Troops To Combat Russian Aggression? Does Trump Know About This?
U.S. Army troops on Wednesday arrived in Latvia as part of NATO's Operation Atlantic Resolve to combat Russian aggression.

The most homophobic Governor is now Vice President & the most Islamophobic reality TV star has the nuclear codes. - John Fugelsang

Trump Tries To Convince Police That Judges Are Disgraceful
In a speech to sheriffs and police chiefs in Washington on Wednesday morning, President Trump called Tuesday’s hearings in the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals over his Muslim ban “disgraceful.”

Trump talks to Law Enforcement about how great they are and many are. But try telling that to the 258 black people they killed last year. - Bette Midler

The Ku Klux Klan & Chicago Cubs have nothing in common; except that both went many decades w/out a winning season until Fall 2016. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Hey Ted Cruz - this tweet contains the names of every Democrat who's joined the Ku Klux Klan in the last 40 years.  Who'd they endorse btw? - John Fugelsang

She Has No Ethics. She Also Lacks Common Sense.
Kellyanne Conway, President Trump's senior advisor, promoted Ivanka Trump's line of clothing and accessories during an appearance on "Fox & Friends" early Thursday,  imploring viewers to "go buy Ivanka's stuff." 

For purposes of diversity, Trump's cabinet is half Confederate army reenactors and half Nazi memorabilia collectors. - Andy Borowitz

So-Called Judges Stay Silent
 President Donald Trump's unusually personal criticism of federal judges has drawn rebukes from many quarters, including from Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch, but not from the judges themselves.

BREAKING: Betsy DeVos Confused About How Someone Can be an Attorney and a General at Same Time - Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

Elizabeth Warren Urged to Pick On Someone Her Own IQ. - Andy Borowitz

This Was Trump's Intent With His Ban. 
A Muslim-American Olympic medalist says she was detained by Customs for nearly two hours without explanation after President Trump's travel ban was instituted weeks ago.

Guy too racist to be a fed judge is Attorney General; the Senate silences Coretta King's words- & it's only 8 days into Black History Month. - John Fugelsang


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President Trump claimed that the media is not reporting on acts of terrorism on American soil. In response, the media said, “Actually, we think we’re covering your presidency quite well.” - Conan O'Brien

Biz/Tech News

Steve Bannon is Donald Trump’s senior strategist. A lot of people are saying that he’s the guy really running the White House, but I’m not sure I believe that, because there’s no proof that anyone’s running the White House right now. - Stephen Colbert

This TV Series Is About Deep Cover Soviet Agents. Trump Needs To Watch it.
For a while now, FX’s Cold War thriller The Americans has occupied a bittersweet place in the television landscape: The series is regularly dubbed the best drama on television by top critics and publications, but it can never seem to fully click with audiences. With awards bodies, at least, it finally found success for Season 4, netting its first major Emmy and Golden Globe nominations in 2016. But now, there’s some reason to be optimistic for the show breaking out with viewers, too.

The Patriots celebrated their big Super Bowl win up in Boston. But I read that Tom Brady is still trying to track down his jersey that went missing after the game. Then O.J. said, “Whatever you do, just don’t try to STEAL it back.”- Jimmy Fallon


The All Hat No Cattle "I'm Terrified Trump Is Going To Kill Us All" Fundraiser

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Castle Eltz, Virsheme, Germany. This is a Medieval castle overlooking the Rhine River. It is perfect for Trump to serve his sentence in. Then we blow up the bridge.


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