Friday, January 27, 2017

Words matter.

New Trump Agency Memo Gags Staff Communications, Democrats Say
The Trump administration is circulating a memo ordering federal employees not to communicate with Congress, a demand that Democrats are calling an illegal gag order.

BREAKING: Donald Trump locked himself in White House bathroom and won't come out until everyone admits he had, like, the biggest crowd ever.- TeaParty Cat

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Russian Double Agents?
Russian media on Thursday reported the arrest of yet another security service officer accused of being a U.S. spy in a treason case thought to be tied to the U.S. hacking scandal. After news broke on Wednesday of the arrest of Sergei Mikhailov, the agency’s top cyber expert, two other FSB officers were reported under arrest for the same charge on Thursday – meaning either the U.S. had a ring of infiltrators deep inside Russian security services, or Russia has a trick up its sleeve.

Trump says he & Mexican president 'agreed to not meet next week."
Like the time Darth Vader & Luke agreed to cut off Luke's hand. - John Fugelsang

Payback Is A Bitch Delight
A senior adviser to U.S. President Donald Trump suggested in televised comments that lifting U.S. sanctions on Russia is "under consideration 

1. Russia hacks campaign to help Trump.  
2. During Trump's first week there are signs he may lift sanctions on Russia. 
Art of the Deal? - David Corn

Add Another To Trump's Long List Of Lies
President Trump claimed in an interview with ABC News that two people were shot and killed in Chicago during former President Obama’s farewell speech in the city, but police records show that did not happen.

Trump Enraged as Mexican President Plans to Meet with Meryl Streep Instead. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Please pray for President Snowflake. He woke up, like every morning, triggered by losing the popular vote by such an embarrassing margin. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

Dueling Republicans
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) scoffed at a proposal floated by President Trump's press secretary about taxing Mexican imports to pay for a border wall in a pair of tweets Thursday.


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Rock The Voter News

How sad is it that government employees have to create rogue Twitter accounts just to communicate FACTS to the American public? - Rogue NASA on Twitter

The park ranger rebellion suddenly gives a lot more context to all those walks in the woods Hillary's been taking. - goldengateblond

More Dueling Republicans
Following his resurrection of the unsubstantiated claim that millions of people illegally voted in the last election, which is why he lost the national popular vote to Hillary Clinton, President Donald Trump called for a “major investigation” of voter fraud.
Well, it appears that one Republican Congressional leader won’t be helping him out in this quest.

Even Melania's hands look bigger than Trump's!


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Congratulations to Donald Trump for showing Americans how much they should've appreciated Barack Obama. - goldengateblond

Biz/Tech News

BREAKING: White House aides ask Comcast to shut off service for a few hours so they can get Trump to attend briefing in Situation Room. - Tea Party Cat

Keeping Them Ignorant 
The Trump administration is pulling back advertisements that encourage people to sign up for health insurance under former President Barack Obama's health care law.

Trump is so incredibly not racist he just hung a portrait of Andrew Jackson in the Oval Office.   Old Hickory, meet Old Dickery. - John Fugelsang


All Hat No Cattle Fundraiser
Yee Haw

Thank you!

Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Somewhere on a beach in Australia, this guy is waiting for you.


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