Thursday, January 19, 2017

Trump versus U.S. Intel

FBI, 5 other agencies probe possible covert Kremlin aid to Trump
The FBI and five other law enforcement and intelligence agencies have collaborated for months in an investigation into Russian attempts to influence the November election, including whether money from the Kremlin covertly aided President-elect Donald Trump, two people familiar with the matter said.

The people who told you to distrust Russia 30 years ago are now telling you to drink your Putin juice. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

In just a little over 24 hours, America's greatest security threat will take the oath of office. - Tea Pain

Investigators on the Trump-Russia Beat Should Talk to This Man
Sergei Millian, the head of a Russian-American business group, claimed he helped Trump "study the Moscow market."

I enjoy hearing about Hillary & Obama's various evil mentors from Trump fans who've never heard of Sith Master Roy Cohn. - John Fugelsang

One Guy Is Very Concerned About Nukes
 At this naked moment in the American experiment, when many people perceive civilization on the verge of blowing up in some metaphorical sense, there is an elderly man in California hoping to seize your attention about another possibility.
It is that civilization is on the verge of blowing up in a non-metaphorical sense.

Chelsea Manning went to jail for exposing crimes nobody's ever going to jail for. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Rick Perry is a f-cking moron. This has been a public service announcement. - Jeff Tiedrich

Everyone Has A Price. This Is DINO Joe Lieberman's Price.
Former Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman strode into room 430 of the Dirksen Senate Office Building, grinning and waving...  Lieberman was returning to his old stomping grounds on Capitol Hill Tuesday afternoon to offer what bipartisan cover he could for Betsy DeVos, Donald Trump’s nominee for education secretary.

Trump nominee for secretary of Army punched concession worker in face--these people are exactly who you thought they were. - Eric Boehlert

It’s expected to rain in Washington during Donald Trump’s inauguration. In response, Donald Trump tweeted, “The sky is rigged.” - Conan O'Brien


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Dear Rosie O'Donnell,
Please post a mean tweet about Trump at 12:01 PM Friday so he starts tweeting back and never completes the oath of office.
A grateful nation
- Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

No Poet At The Inauguration? Suggestion: There Was A Girl From Nantucket...
Despite rumors to the contrary, Donald Trump's inauguration this week won't feature a poet reading work written for the occasion. 

Trump Inaugural speech preview: "Ask not what your pussy can grab for you, but what you can grab by the pussy."- Frank Conniff


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Biz/Tech News

Soon A Pipeline Will Be Coming Near You!
Energy Transfer Partners has filed a motion to bar the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers from initiating an environmental study for its controversial Dakota Access pipeline crossing at Lake Oahe in North Dakota.

The big inauguration question: will POTUS be forced to wear a Make America Great Again hat during the speech if DC is somewhat windy? - John Fugelsang



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

View from Crissy Field during construction of the Golden Gate Bridge with the roadbed being installed, San Francisco, CA, 1937.


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