Thursday, January 26, 2017

The Wall

Mexican president cancels meeting with Trump amid spat over border wall
Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto said Thursday he has canceled an upcoming meeting with President Trump amid a spat over Peña Nieto’s refusal to pay for a planned wall along the U.S. southern border. Trump has long vowed that Mexico would pay for the construction project.

Following President Trump’s inauguration, the White House website no longer has an option for translation into Spanish. So, sorry, Mexican immigrants, if you want to live here, you’ll just have to learn to speak Russian.- Seth Myers

Apologies to the memory of Edward Hopper.

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Dear Donald J. Trump: Honest, we don't need a wall. Just having you as our President is enough to to make people not want to live here.- Andy Borowitz

I'm Surprised Terrorists Haven't Attacked The U.S. Since We're So Vulnerable
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson’s job running the State Department just got considerably more difficult. The entire senior level of management officials resigned Wednesday, part of an ongoing mass exodus of senior foreign service officers who don’t want to stick around for the Trump era.

It hasn't been 14 days yet.  We should be able to return the President as long as we kept the receipt and original packaging.- Tea Pain

Republican Shenanigans

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President. - Jimmy Carter ( from the Onion)

Nope. Trump Can't Silence The Scientists.
Jan 25 (Reuters) - Employees from more than a dozen U.S. government agencies have established a network of unofficial "rogue" Twitter feeds in defiance of what they see as attempts by President Donald Trump to muzzle federal climate change research and other science.

The Oscar nominations came out and the movie “La La Land” got 14 nominations. However, that’s only because 3 to 5 million undocumented immigrants voted illegally. - Conan O-Brien


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Rock The Voter News

A Fox News host claims he saw Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway get into a fistfight at one of the inaugural balls. However, today it was explained to him that “that’s just how Irish people dance.”- Conan O-Brien

Germany Allows Insulting Foreign Heads Of State
Germany's Cabinet says it is scrapping a controversial and little-used law that makes it a criminal offense to insult foreign heads of state, effective Jan. 1, 2018. Justice Minister Heiko Mass said the law is "obsolete and unnecessary," Deutsche Welle reported.


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Biz/Tech News

President Trump today met with the leaders of Fiat, Chrysler, Ford, and General Motors. And he asked them one question, “How many people do you think were at my inauguration?”- Seth Myers

The War On The Media Deepens
Stephen K. Bannon, President Trump’s chief White House strategist, laced into the American press during an interview on Wednesday evening, arguing that news organizations had been “humiliated” by an election outcome few anticipated, and repeatedly describing the media as “the opposition party” of the current administration.

“The media should be embarrassed and humiliated and keep its mouth shut and just listen for awhile,” Mr. Bannon said during a telephone call.

Thank you Mary Tyler Moore.


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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

El Peñón de Guatapé in Colombia. Not rock climbing but rock stair stepping, there are over 700 steps to the top.


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