Thursday, November 3, 2016

Way to go Chicago!

Hillary Clinton Watches World Series Game on Campaign Trail and Her Reactions Are Priceless
Although she had a stack of books to sign, the Oval Office hopeful multitasked and watched the game on the tablet. She later handed the device to a member of her team to hold as she went about her duties — and she looked a little stressed out by the neck-and-neck score.

 "This is actually for #Cubs fans the greatest thing since sliced bread." - President Obama

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam

Nuclear codes? Clearly we clearly can't trust this man with self tanner. - Sarah Silverman

Privet (or welcome), Comrade Seagal. The Kremlin announced Thursday that it was awarding Russian citizenship to action-movie star Steven Seagal.

"What do the KKK and the Russians have in common? Yeah. The Donald is their preferred choice for president". ~ Mike Autry

Republican Shenanigans

BREAKING: House GOP issues subpoenas for email of all 330 million Americans to look for missing Hillary Clinton emails, or naked pics.- Tea Party Cat

Imagine That, A Rule Of Law Reminder
The U.S. Office of Personnel Management has publicly warned federal employees about violating the Hatch Act after FBI officials have been seemingly trying to undermine Hillary Clinton’s campaign with a series of actions and leaks just days before the election.

FYI: Trump is first presidential candidate to have a Slovenian wife and a Russian troll army as he runs an "America First!" campaign. - LOLGOP

A memo from a veteran spy says that Vladimir Putin has been supporting Donald Trump for five years. After hearing this, Trump said, “Oh my God, I forgot it was our anniversary! What do you get for five years? I hope it’s not CHINA?”- Jimmy Fallon

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Rogue FBI Agents? WTF?
...There appears to be a war going on inside the FBI, and from what we can tell, a group of rogue agents, mostly in New York, may be in such a fervor to destroy Hillary Clinton that they may be aggressively leaking damaging innuendo to the press against her in the waning days of the campaign.

Rock The Voter News

Trump is going with "that woman shouldn't be allowed to run for president" argument, which you may remember was very effective for 140 years- LOLGOP


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Biz/Tech News

I'm not voting next week b/c the last time an uninformed millionaire-at-birth CEO became president it turned out awesome. - John Fugelsang

Trump TV Feelers?
Donald Trump denies that he’s looking into founding his on TV news network, but a leaked casting notice obtained by Fox News hints that a “Trump TV”-like network is one someone’s radar.

It's November in New York, and it's 70 degrees. Tomorrow it will be 74.  I'd like to express my profound disdain for climate change deniers. - Bette Midler


Thank you EVERYONE! I can pay my bills! I love you all!

Also, I have a new wireless router that I have kissed, see below.

A special thanks to Farmer for making the router possible. Deep curtsy.


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Love is the answer to everything. - Rad Bradbury


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