The media, the FBI and disgruntled Democrats elected Trump. And Lady Liberty got her pussy grabbed in the process.
Not only am I stunned but ashamed that a racist pussy grabber won the presidency. The lump in my throat will go away when I cry, but that hasn't happened, yet.
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But first, I blame the media, who for decades, not only convinced these disgruntled Bernie Sanders Democrats but most of America that Hillary was evil. I blame the social media also, even their Twitter/Facebook posts were as crude and distorted as Trump trolls, in fact identical at times. Fools you are, you all didn't listen to Bernie.
And where is Putin in all of this? Probably sipping a vodka planning his new dacha in the Ukraine or in Texas overlooking the yuge wall.
Republicans retained control of the House and Senate. Ladies, get ready for vaginal probes and don't bother buying new shoes as you'll be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.
The Canadian immigration website crashed.
I offer my apology to the world as we watch this inevitable train crash over the next four years because you know Trump is going to get in a nuclear twitter war.
And Democrats, get your act together.
Now to get your mind off the pussy grabber, a few photos from yesterday, to reassure you that I will be here to help through the pain over the next four years, gods willing.