College kids, if you're refusing to vote in this election because "I don't like my options" good luck with life after graduation.- OhNoSheTwitnt
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- Islamic State brutality comes to light after military advance
- Russia Preparing For War? More Missiles, Submarines For Poland As Baltic Warmongering Escalates In Europe
- Filipino militants 'abduct German, kill wife on yacht'
FBI Director Comey stepping back from rigging election for Trump proves election rigged against Trump, says Trump. - John Fugelsang
Comey Flips More Than A Crack House Mattress
James Comey should not simply be fired as director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. He must be barred forever from any form of public service.
In the last 10 days, Comey has whipsawed the election for president of the United States. Now we know he did it for no reason.
The Borowitz Report: According to Clinton-campaign sources, the new slogan is designed to appeal to suburban women, a group of voters that has historically opposed blowing up the planet.
- Trump transition eyeing Rudy as AG, Newt as Sec of State, Reince as possible chief of staff :-O
- Donald Trump Jr. defends retweet of 'assassination attempt' claim
- The New York Times used 2 full pages to print all of Donald Trump's insults from the campaign
- Chris Wallace says GOP should drop Clinton email investigations if she is elected: "America’s got other problems."
This Tuesday ask yourself how happy you want to make David Duke, ISIS, Putin, the KKK, Kim Jong-un, the American Nazi Party & this guy.- John Fugelsang
Donald Trump Is Guaranteed To Win An Emmy For His Alec Baldwin Impression. - John Fugelsang
Trump To Privatize Roads
So this is kind of cute. While most of us were tearing our hair out over the FBI and Hillary Clinton's emails last weekend, Donald Trump's campaign quietly released a plan to privatize new infrastructure development in the United States.
When it's all over Kellyanne Conway can go back to being that mother who kills the better cheerleader so her daughter makes the squad. - Karen Kilgarrif
Trump just said his campaign is considered the greatest movement in the history of the country. (Guessing abolitionists a close 2nd) - Christopher Hayes
Rock The Voter News
- Hillary Clinton Is the World's Choice for US President, Poll Finds
- President Obama's chief tech boss explains the shortage of women in tech
- Supreme Court rejects Dem voter intimidation lawsuit in Ohio
"Based on our review, we have not changed our conclusions that we expressed in July with respect to Sec Clinton" - James Comey, FBI Director who should resign for fooling around with a presidential election
October Surprise: Comey investigates Hillary
November Surprise: Comey clears Hillary
January Surprise: Comey fired by Hillary. - Andy Borowitz
- Oil rises on Clinton election optimism but dollar
- Russian govt signs decree to sell 19.5 percent stake in Rosneft
- News Corp posts quarterly loss as print ad sales fall
- Smith & Wesson Plans Name Change
Can wait for Trump's non-millionaire donors to realize their candidate just redistributed their wealth. To himself.- John Fugelsang
Dow Jumps 371 Points After FBI Clears Hillary, Again.
Investors rushed back into U.S. stocks, sending the S&P 500 to its biggest gain since March. It was the latest sign of heightened volatility heading into the U.S. election...
The Food and Drug Administration is asking people what they use Nutella for, and 37 percent said dessert, 23 percent said as a spread, and 40 percent said they use it as a replacement for their girlfriend.- James Corden